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My buddy sent me a few short videos.  After a while, he said, "Bro, try to look on the bright side."  With a sinking feeling, I opened the videos and saw my wife and her first love going at it like rabbits.  The necklace bouncing on her collarbone was the one I had just given her last week.  After my heart shattered into a million pieces, I shared that video.  1 The sun beat down mercilessly on the bustling city streets as I sat at my desk, immersed in the daily grind. Suddenly, my phone buzzed with a message from

The Daughters Were Actually From My Wife's First Love

That evening was the drawing for the Mega Millions lottery.


I opened the bookcase and found the lottery ticket I had been using as a bookmark. 


Deliberately covering the numbers, I took a photo of it next to the jewelry box.


I posted on Twitter: "My daughter's birthday - just these two things left behind, both empty."


The twist came faster than I expected. 


From a flood of insults to pity and sympathy, it only took the short ten minutes of security footage.


But Dashiell wasn't just "not worth it."


I wanted her utterly ruined, wishing she'd never been born!


That night, the Mega Millions numbers were drawn.


I printed out a lottery ticket and changed the numbers to match the winning Mega Millions numbers exactly.


"I originally bought this for Serenity that day."


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