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My buddy sent me a few short videos.  After a while, he said, "Bro, try to look on the bright side."  With a sinking feeling, I opened the videos and saw my wife and her first love going at it like rabbits.  The necklace bouncing on her collarbone was the one I had just given her last week.  After my heart shattered into a million pieces, I shared that video.  1 The sun beat down mercilessly on the bustling city streets as I sat at my desk, immersed in the daily grind. Suddenly, my phone buzzed with a message from

The Daughters Were Actually From My Wife's First Love

Nearly twenty minutes passed before I opened TikTok and found the local news account.


Sure enough, I came across a breaking update!


Medical personnel had burst through the door, stumbling upon a man and woman in a state of undress, their intimate entanglement barely concealed by strategically placed yellow pixels.


I never imagined Dashiell could be so assertive!


Through the blur, one could almost make out faint bruises on the woman's body.


A healthcare worker inquired, "Are you two stuck together?"


It was Dashiell's voice, on the verge of tears: "Um... we seem to be glued together..."


"Fell all over? Do you have some kind of sensory processing disorder?"


You could even hear some stifled laughter in the video.


Then came Elio's curses at the filming crew, and the video cut off.


The comment section was buzzing with remarks:


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