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In this BL Comedy, we have the Dark Lord Asmodeos and the hero Peter, who meet in a thrift store. Both of them eat ramen to survive, both of them want to strike it big.

And so, their journey of love and tax evasion begins. A journey which sees them making a mess of things, but most of all, of their own lives.

The only thing which is unclear is why the gnomes have to pay for their poor life choices. But the small green-haired creatures won't suffer the duo for long...

Tax evasion... not even once.

Dark Lord and I Committed Tax Evasion. Now We Mug Gnomes to Survive.

Arnold had no idea what he was supposed to do.

He had been simply a farm overseer once, and now he was not even that.

He knew, for a fact, that there were vampires out there. Maybe a couple of centuries ago they would have been a really big problem, but now they weren't such a problem after all.

Most people just farmed them for their dust.

Others liked to get in a bush with them.

Arnold knew what that phrase meant, but before he saw her, this gorgeous long-legged creature, he had honestly believed that vampires were only good for being food and dust.

The woman before him was a beauty.

She had long, dark hair, slightly curled, and twinkling green eyes. She was tall, taller than Arnold.

Her skin was a bit dark, but Arnold decided that maybe she had spent too much time in the sun back while she had still been alive.

He smiled, offering his neck to her.

Chapter 38: The dream of the lovesick dreamers