Chapter 6: Reaction - Loud Family

"Everyone come on! It's starting! It's starting! It's starting! It's starting!" Today we start…not at Camp Wawanakwa but in a place that wasn't even in Canada at all. Instead today brings us to the glorious United States of America. Specifically, a house located in Royal Woods Michigan.

This house was rather infamous around these parts for many reasons. For it was given the name of, The Loud House. That's right. This house is where Total Drama competitor Lincoln Loud originated from. And currently the ten people that were in the house were waiting in anticipation for one thing. The beginning of the reality show their brother/son was gonna be in. Total Drama Island.

"Come on everyone hurry up!" Currently sitting on the sofa in front of both a table full of snacks and drinks as well as the TV her and her family would be watching Total Drama Island on was none other than a seven-year-old Lily Loud. The youngest Loud family member wore a light purple dress with a large black horizontal zigzag line on it over a black t-shirt as well as light purple socks and black slip on shoes. She had light blond hair that was tied up in a pony tail with a light purple band. "Big brother's show is gonna be on soon!"

"The show Lincoln and Ronnie Anne should have been in!" Lily rolled her eyes at the grumpy voice that spoke up as a second person came into the living room. This was none other than the oldest Loud sibling, the 22-year-old Lori. The 22-year-old also had her hair in a pony tail and wore pearl earrings and wore a sleeveless light blue dress, slightly baggy light brown pants and black flats with light blue ribbons on them. And on her left index finger…was a wedding ring. That's right! Lori Loud was now Lori Santiago having married her now husband Bobby Santiago. And it wasn't just the ring that showed it. One last noticeable detail was Lori having a round, pregnant stomach that showed that Lori was about five months pregnant.

It seemed everything was going well in Lori's life…until she heard about Lincoln and Ronnie Anne's break up. Needless to say Lori wasn't very happy about that. Lincoln left before she could talk, or rather yell, to him about it but she did know the reason why they broke up. Lincoln got on the show and Ronnie didn't. Ronnie Anne got upset when Lincoln said he was going onto the show anyway. There was a fight. And then a break up. While Lori was incredibly upset as she was dreaming that Lincoln and Ronnie Anne would someday get married like her and Bobby.

And the pregnancy hormones didn't help at all either.

But still, she agreed to come back to her childhood home and watch the show and support her brother with the rest of the family.

"Still can't believe the show didn't accept her." Lori continued to grumble as she sat herself down next to Lily while putting her hands over her extended oven. "Causing them to break up, they were meant for each other but noooooo, Lincoln could have said no or Ronnie Anne could have dealt with it. Ugh! Bunch of bull crap."

"Would you get over it already?" Lily rolled her eyes at her older sister. "It's over. They broke up. People do it all the time."

Lori glared at her youngest sister but before she could say anything to the 7-year-old another voice spoke up. "Now, now, settle down girls. No fighting." Coming into the living room holding a big bowl of chips was the mother of the Loud family Rita Loud. Rita hadn't really changed too much appearance wise over the last five years so there wasn't much to cover there. "We all agreed to come together to watch and support your brother without fighting. Right?"

Both Lori and Lily sighed as they nodded. "Yes mom…" Rita smiled in satisfaction as she handed the bowl of chips to Lori with the pregnant woman quickly eating up. Even after five years, Rita still had a talent for keeping her giant family under control. Well, as much control as a family like theirs could have. But still, moved out and/or pregnant or not the kids all still listened to mama Loud.

"Yeah Lori relax! Try to be well rounded! Hahaha! Get it?" Coming down the stairs was the oldest Loud sibling that still lived in the house, the comedian Luan Loud. Luan no longer had her hair in a ponytail allowing for her light brown blond hair to go down to her waist. She had flower earrings and wore a white button up shirt with a yellow checkerboard pattern jacket. She also had short and puffy brown shorts with red suspenders and yellow socks and brown shoes.

"Don't make puns about my baby." Lori grumbled with a mouth full of chips as Luan giggled and sat next to her sister.

"Still, you gotta admit even with the whole break up things its really cool Linc is gonna be on TV." Luan said with her usual grin on her face. "I mean I know he's been on TV with dad before, but this is a whole new level!"

"While I can't find the enjoyment in these 'reality' shows, I am proud of my brother unit for making it into the big time." With a familiar lisped voice being heard, stepping in from the kitchen was the next member of the Loud family. Super genius 9-year-old Lisa Loud. Her hair was in a bun with a pencil in between her ear and wore a green shirt with an atom on it along with a lab coat. She also had a black shirt, dull purple pants and black shoes. "If he wins maybe he'll consider donating the prize money to science."

"Ugh! No way that's a total waste of 100 grand!" A loud bratty voice was heard along with the foot steps of two people were heard coming down the stairs. Looking, everyone present saw that coming downstairs were the 11-year-old twins Lola and Lana, the former having spoke up. Lola was currently wearing a fancy pink dress that went down to a little above her knees. She had a big pearl necklace, a pink bow on her chest along with long pink gloves. She wore pink pearl earrings and her blond hair went a little past her neck and had a pink headband. "Why donate it when he could use it to increase his fame even further! Get on more shows and become a star! Like muah!"

Lana meanwhile still had her signature red cap with her blond hair long and messy and tied up in a bushy pony tail with a red band. She had a single ear pierced with a gold ring and wore a shark tooth necklace. She had a dull dark green short sleeved shirt with a long-sleeved light gray shirt underneath. She a very dark green sweat shirt tied around her waist and dark blue jeans that she rolled up along with red sneakers. "This is gonna be so cool!" Lana said with an eager smile as she sat herself in front of the TV. "These type of shows always have some sort of eating challenge!" Lola gagged in response to Lana mentioned of that, dreading the thought of some sort of disgusting eating challenge being seen.

"How long until the show starts?"

"AAAAAHHHH!" Everyone screamed and jumped as a voice suddenly spoke up out of nowhere. Looking to the end of the couch, they saw the 14-year-old daughter of the Loud family, Lucy Loud, suddenly sitting next to them. Lucy's hair changed to where one of her eyes was a little bit visible and also tied up in a short pony tail. She wore a baggy dull black jacket with a black skirt being seen from the bottom of it. She had black and white stripped stockings and black flats.

"Lucy!" Lori yelled as she was not in the mood at all for being scared. "Ugh, I literally can't believe that you still do that."

"It's not my fault you all haven't learned to detect me like Lincoln has." Lucy told everyone with her usual blank and emotionless tone. "So how long until the show starts?"

"In approximately 5 minutes and 37 seconds." Lisa said as she checked her watch.

"Ooooooh, I hope Luna and Leni can make it in time!" Lily said as she looked to the door and prayed that the two older sisters that currently weren't at the house right now.

"I wanna see them too Lily trust me." Rita said in a soft tone as she put a hand to her youngest daughter. "But both of your older sisters are very busy and even though they said they'd make it, something could have popped up."

Lily sighed and lowered her head, but nodded nonetheless. "Yeah, Luna was literally touring over America with Sam and the rest of her band." Lori explained what Luna has been up to for the past few months. That's right everyone, Luna Loud has made it big and became a national rock star in America. Luna and her girlfriend Sam's band have been going all over the country to play various shows and needless to say she was very busy and although she agreed to come back to her old stopping grounds to watch Total Drama when she found out her little brother was gonna be competing, a lot of unexpected things can happen in the music business.

"And Leni is quickly rising in the ranks of fashion designers." Lola pointed out as the pretty but ditzy 20-year-old of the Loud family was already making her mark as an expert fashion designer. So she was also busy but said she'd try to make it so she can watch her favorite little brother Linky compete on a reality show. "Which is good for her and me! If she breaks top 20 I can get her to make all my pageant dresses and really steal the show!"

Everyone rolled their eyes at the pageant princess's words as suddenly the door to the house slammed up revealing the father of the Loud family and husband to Rita, Lynn Loud Sr. "Everyone!" The father of the Loud family said with a giant smile on his face.

"What?" The family asked in unison as another one of the Loud sisters ran in after her father. This girl was 18-years-old and wore a red and white baseball cap with her brown hair in a long pony tail that almost reached her waist. She wore a white tank top with red highlights that exposed her belly and a short red jacket with two white strips on the left sleeve and the letters RW in white on that side. She had skin tight light black pants with a red strip on each side as well as white socks with two red strips on each and black and white sports sneakers. This was the athlete of the family, Lynn Loud Jr.

"Guys they're here!" Lynn Jr told everyone making them all gasp in unison. "Leni and Luna are here! Luna picked up Leni in her bus!" All of the Loud family, except for Lori due to her pregnancy, was quick to get up and head over to the door where they all smiled brightly at seeing a dark purple tour bus park in their drive way.

Stepping out of this bus was a 20-year-old girl that truly looked like a Rockstar. She wore a ripped up purple sleeves top with her left arm having a dark purple bandana wrapped around it with some stars tattooed on her left shoulder with her right arm having music notes tattooed around it like it was sheet music ripped right off the paper and onto her skin. She had a white belt with ripped up purple jeans and fish net stockings as well as purple worn out sneakers. She had a nose piercing as well as multiple piercings in each ear. Part of the right side of her head was shaven and she had multiple dyed purple streaks in her dark brown hair with sunglasses with purple rims atop her head. This was the Rockstar herself, Luna Loud.

"Dudes!" Luna quickly went over to her family where they all gave her a big group hug. "Oh I missed you guys so much!"

"Hey! Don't, like, start the group hug without me!" Next up to step out of the bus was the last of the Loud children. She was a beautiful 21-year-old woman with light blond hair that was perfectly kept and incredibly long and flowing as it nearly went all the way to the girl's ankles. She wore a sleeveless seafoam green dress with light mint green highlights and light blue shoulder straps. She also had matching ribbon high heels with a butterfly pattern. This was the quickly rising in fame fashionista, Leni Loud.

Tears built up in the 21-year-olds eyes as she looked at her family and quickly ran towards them. "Guys!" Leni quickly jumped to them with them all catching her in the group hug. Even Lori had made it up to her feet now in order to see her sisters. "Oh I missed you all so much!"

"We missed you too sweetie!" Lynn Sr teared up a bit and getting to see all of his daughters together in one place once again.

Leni then faced towards her only older sister and squealed a bit as she quickly hugged the pregnant woman. "Lori! It's so good to see you!" Leni excitedly said as Lori returned the hug to her younger sister. Leni soon separated and couldn't help but put her hands on Lori's extended stomach. "Aaawww, you look totes cute preggos!"

"Heh, thanks Leni." Lori said as she put one of her own hands on her oven.

"Eeeeeeh! This so exciting!" Leni clapped and squealed with a giant toothy smile on her face. "I can't believe Linky's gonna be on a reality show!"

"Speaking of which…" Luna said as she got everyones attention on her. "As great as it is seeing you dudes again, how long until the show Linc's on starts?"

"In exactly 60 seconds." Lisa spoke up causing everyone to become silent.

"…" The whole Loud family was quick to rush inside, with Rita and Leni helping Lori move around, as they all sat themselves on either the couch or on the floor in front of the TV. Plenty of snacks and drinks on the table as Lynn Sr quickly turned on the TV as the show was about to start.

"Ten…" Lori counted off.

"Nine…" Leni eagerly counted next.

"Eight…" Luna pumped up her fist.

"Seven…" Luan grinned as she looked at the TV.

"Six…" Lynn said as she was unable to hold still.

"Five." Lucy's voice was still the same as it's ever been.

"Four…" Lola counted off as she filed her nails.

"Three…" Lana continued after her twin.

"Two…" Lisa adjusted her glasses.

"ONE!" Lily finished up as finally…the show started.

A camera is turned on and the first thing seen is a lake in front of a rather shabby wooden dock. Trees, rocks, and some other bits of nature were seen as the only sounds that were heard were the sounds coming from within said natural environment. That was until…

"Yo!" Coming up in front of the camera was a handsome man in his late twenties. He has well done black hair, black eyes, stubble on his face, and wearing necklace with a small fancy looking shell on it. He wore a dark blue short sleeved jacket shirt with a white longed sleeved shirt underneath. He also had stylish jeans and blue and white shoes.

"We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host, Chris Mclean." The man introduced himself as well as the location he was at to the camera. "Dropping season one of the hottest new Reality Show on television, right now!"

"Oh this is so exciting!" Leni bounced up and down in her seat. "When are they gonna show Linky?"

"Be patient sweetie." Rita told her second oldest daughter. "He's still gotta explain everything. That's usually how these reality shows work.

Chris then proceeded to walk down the dock he was on and explain how things were gonna go down on this show. "Here's the deal, 24 campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other. Then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch one of their team member's walk down the dock of shame. Take a ride on the loser boat and leave Total Drama Island, for good."

Chris was now seen walking up to a camp fire site with two rows of six stumps were set up, and of course a fire put. There was even a metal barrel set up there. "Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week, all but one camper will receive a marshmallow." Chris ate a marshmallow that was skewed to a stick before looking at the camera again. "In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle. Black flies. Grizzly bears. Disgusting camp food! And…each other!"

Multiple shots them showed small cameras set up practically all over the island from a bird's nest, to a gopher hole, and a tiki statue. "Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp." The camera was then back to Chris as he showed off his perfect white smile. "Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here right now on...Total Drama Island!"

"So its sort of a 'last one standing' wins sort of shows." Lynn Sr commented with a hand on his chin. "Hmmm, I feel like I've heard of this kinda concept before."

"Wonder what the other contestants are gonna be like dudes." Luna asked as they watched as Chris stepped onto the dock and was announcing about the incoming campers and what they were expecting. "I'd hate for the little dude to be stuck with a bunch of bullies all summer."

"Forget about the campers, that place is disgusting!" Lola said in a repulsed tone, feeling completely disgusted by the camp. "Those cabins look like they are barely standing."

"I can guarantee that this camp hardly meets the level of expectations set by the Canadian Health Department." Lisa stated as she nodded in agreement with Lola. "But I suppose with a show like this they aren't gonna let the contestants exactly live in luxury."

"Ssssh! Here comes the first contestant!" Lily excitedly said as Chris got ready to welcome the first camper onto Total Drama Island.

Just then a boat pulled up to the dock and coming out of it with a bag of luggage was a rather short girl with brown hair in a side pony tail. She wore a long green shirt that was tied on the side of it along with tight pink pants and white shoes. She also had braces and thick glasses. "Beth, what's up?" Chris introduced the girl now known as Beth.

Beth quickly ran up to Chris with a big smile on her face and hugged him, catching the host of the show off guard. "It's so incredulous to meet you!" Beth enthusiastically said to Chris before looking at him with a raised brow. "Wow, you're much shorter in real life."

"Uh…thanks." Chris slowly said as Beth waved to the camera. Another boat soon pulled up to the dock and from this one came a tall and bulky looking dude wearing a white cap, a dark green shirt with white highlights on the neck, sleeve, and waistline with the shirt having an orange D on the center of it as well as short jeans and sandals. He also had a beard and black eyes. "DJ!"

"Yo, Chris Mclean. How's it going?" DJ said to the host as he walked up to him, set his bags down, and shared a high five with him. DJ then looked around the area they were at and grew confused. "Hey, you sure you got the right place here? Where's the hot tub at?"

"Yo, dawg, this is it." Chris confirmed as DJ picked up his two bags again. "Camp Wawanakwa."

DJ hummed a bit as he walked to the end of the dock where Beth and her luggage were. "Looked a lot different on the application form."

Another boat came up to the dock and from this one was a girl that could be described by one word. Goth. She wore a black shirt that exposed a small bit of her belly as well as lacking a neck area with blue and green sleeves. She wore a black and midnight blue skirt with long black boots and dark gray stockings that went all the way up her head. She had black eyes, teal lipstick and black hair with teal streaks. "Hey, Gwen." Chris introduced as the goth girl walked up to him carrying a bag and backpack.

"You mean we're staying here?" Gwen asked in a far from happy tone.

"No, you're staying here." Chris informed her before pointing his thumb over his shoulder. "My crib is an airstream with A.C. That-a-way."

"I did not sign up for this." Gwen claimed while glaring at Chris.

"Actually, you did." Chris stated while pulling out a contract Gwen signed to be here. The Goth girl proceeded to grabbed the papers from Chris, rip them, and throw them in the water before smirking at the host. However, Chris smirked back before pulling out even more papers. "The great thing about lawyers is, they make lots of copies."

Gwen glared at Chris again before stating. "I am not staying here."

"Cool." Chris simply shrugged as he pointed to the boat Gwen was on. "I hope you can swim though, because your ride just left."

Gwen looked and saw the boat that took her here leaving, and honking to add insult to injury. "Jerk!" Gwen told Chris before going over to where Beth and DJ were.

Party music was heard as everyone looked to see the next boat coming with this one containing a boy wearing a pink vest that showed off his chest, showing he had an impressive eight pack, along with a cowboy hat with some blond hair coming out of it, a bead neck, short blue jeans, and sandals. When the boat reached the dock, the teen jumped off the boat with his suitcase being thrown on the dock. He gave the boat a thumbs up as it drove off before walking over the host of the show with his suitcase. "Chris Mclean!" He said with a hyped-up tone as he and Chris fist bumped. "Sup man! It's an honor to meet you, man!"

"The Geoff-Ster." Chris introduced the cowboy hat wearing partier. "Welcome to the island, man."

"Thanks man." Geoff said before walking over to where the first three campers were.

"They say man one more time, I'm gonna puke." Gwen complained, already feeling irritated by Geoff.

The fifth boat of the day pulled up and from it came a beautiful looking girl with a super model-like body. She had long blond hair with a blue bandana around her head. She wore a red top under a brown sleeveless shirt with some of her belly exposed, a short orange skirt and brown feel boots with stars on them. "Everybody, this is Lindsay." Chris introduced as everyone got a good look at the super-model-like teenage girl. Chris then looked right into the camera and said. "Not too shabby."

"Hiiiiiii!" Lindsay said to Chris with a peppy voice. She then put a finger to her chin as she looked at the host. "Okay, you look so familiar."

"I'm Chris Mclain." Chris introduced himself with his trademarked grin. All Lindsay did however was tilt her head in confusion causing the host to elaborate. "The host, of the show."

"Oh, that's where I know you from." Lindsay realized before heading over to the other end of the dock where her fellow campers were.

"Uh…yeah." Chris said as once again.

"Oooooooo! She's, like, super cute!" Leni compliment Lindsay as a few others rose a brow at that first comment Chris made about her being 'Not too shabby.' "I really like her!"

"She kinda reminds me of Leni when she was 16." Lynn Sr whispered to his wife who couldn't help but snicker a bit.

The Loud family then watched as more and more campers showed up. They couldn't help but be concerned a bit over campers like Heather and Duncan, Heather having a very intimidating vibe to her and Duncan straight out coming out of Juvie. A few couldn't help but smirk at the obvious sparks that quickly started between Trent and Gwen. Lynn laughing a bit at Tyler's wipe out. And then…

"Hello."

"AAAAHHH!" Chris, most of the campers, jumped as the voice that suddenly came out of nowhere. Looking to the source, they saw that a girl had suddenly appeared, seemingly out of nowhere, with not even the boat that supposedly transported her anywhere to be seen. This girl had pale skin and long light blond hair with side bands that went down to a little above her shoulders, a lighter shade then Bridgette's, with teal eyes and light amount of dark purple lipstick. She wore a dark green sweater with the collar of a light blue undershirt being seen through the neck hole, a light black skirt, skin tight purple pants, and black shoes. "Ok, how'd you get here?"

"That's…what'd I'd like to know…" Lana slowly said in a bit of a creeped-out tone as they all saw the new girl suddenly appear on camera. "I know for a fact I didn't hear any boat motors in the backround."

"The dudette's got this weird vibe to her." Luna slowly nodded her head as she looked at the 12th camper that came in.

"Lets see keep watching." Rita recommended. "Maybe Chris has some info on her."

"The boat dropped me off." The girl answered, her tone sweet and friendly. However, a mysterious vibe could be sensed coming from her that gave a few of the camper's goosebumps. "Didn't you see it?"

"No, obviously not." Chris said before shaking off the scare this girl gave him. "Ok, first of all, never sneak up on me like that again. Second of all, everyone this is Dawn."

"Hello everyone." Dawn said as she walked up to the first 11 campers with a calm smile on her face. "It's very nice to meet all of you."

"Its nice to meet you to." Bridgette said as she walked up to Dawn and shook the shorter girl's hand. "My names-"

"Bridgette." Dawn finished for the surfer girl surprising her and everyone watching a bit. "You have a lovely yellow aura around you. It's nice to meet another nature lover."

"Oh, uh, y-yeah." Bridgette stuttered a bit as she removed her hand from Dawn. "How did you know that?"

"Its all over your aura." Dawn said as she gave Bridgette a small but sweet smile. "Along with your hatred of violence, love of water, and refusal to hold a grudge." Bridgette didn't say anything and simply backed away from Dawn slowly, a creeped out look on her face along with the other campers and Chris.

"Ok, is it just me or is this girl really creepy?" Gwen whispered to the campers around her with them slowly nodded in response as Dawn set down a case of luggage and stood with her fellow campers, the ones she stood next to slowly taking a step away from her.

"Oooooook then." Chris said with an uncomfortable look on his face before he turned back to the lake and saw another boat coming in.

"Hmmmmm…" Lucy hummed a bit at Dawn, a small smile coming to her face.

"Ok its official." Lori commented with a creeped out look on her face. "That girl is literally creepy."

"Do you think all that stuff she said about Bridgette was true?" Lily asked with the tilt of her head.

"I mean…she never denied anything Dawn said." Luan slowly said with a few of her family members nodding. "I mean she does have an aural look to her right? Hahaha! Get it?" Everyone except Lynn Sr groaned at the comedian's puns. Some things shall never change.

And so more and more campers showed up to the girl with the tude Leshawna, to the best friends Katie and Sadie.

Almost instantly, another boat came by and dropped off a boy wearing a dull green hoodie, a blue winter hat, blue jeans, and shoes that matched his hoodie. He had gray eyes and had brown hair that went down to his neck along with a few beard hairs. "Ezekial!" Chris introduced the newest camper. "What's up, man?"

Ezekial didn't answer at first and simply looked up at the sky before pointing. "I think I see a bird." Ezekial said, thinking Chris's question was literal, with him speaking in a thick Canadian accent.

Trent and a few others laughed as Chris put a hand on Ezekial's shoulder. "Okay, look dude. I know you don't get out much, been home schooled your whole life, raised by freaking prairie people, just don't say much and try not to get kicked off too early. Okay." Chris told the home-schooled boy before pushing him over to the campers.

"Yes sir." Ezekial said as he headed over to his fellow campers.

"That's just…wow." Gwen couldn't help but chuckle a bit at the whole situation with Ezekial.

"Calling it now." Lynn raised her hand and pointed it to the homeschooled boy on the TV. "He's out first."

Everyone couldn't help but nod in agreement as the next camper showed up. The codester, the buff girl that was Eva, and energetic and big Owen to which everyone else couldn't help but laugh along with him as his energy seemed to be contagious. Next up was Courtney who had a rather generic entrance and next up-

"Wooooooah…" Lola let out in a lovestruck tone as everyone in the room watched the next camper came by.

On the boat was a boy that could only be described in one way. Completely handsome. His skin was perfectly tanned, he had a fit and well-maintained body, flawless black hair, and crystal blue eyes. He wore a dark green shirt and worn out jeans and dark green sandals.

Everyone had their eyes on this handsome teen with the girls, and even most of the guys, being amazed at how handsome he was. And when he showed off a perfect white smile, some of the girls fainted. The only ones who didn't seem to be affected by his good looks were DJ and Dawn.

"This is Justin." Chris introduced the handsome teen as he stepped onto the dock. The host shared a fist bump with Justin as he said. " Welcome to Total Drama Island."

"Thanks, Chris." Justin said before looking around the area he was at. "This is great."

"Just so you know, we picked you based entirely on your looks." Chris informed Justin as he walked over to meet his fellow campers.

"I can deal with that." Justin shrugged, not offended by that in the least.

As Justin approached his fellow campers, Owen came up to him and pointed at Justin's jeans. "I like your pants." The big teenager complimented with a giant smile on his face.

"Thanks man." Justin said to Owen as the handsome teen kept walking, almost everyones eyes still on him.

"Cause they look like they're all worn out." Owen chuckled as he continued to stare at Justins bu-jeans. "Did you buy them like that?"

"Uh, no." Justin shook his head in response. "Just had them for a while."

"Oh…cool." Owen said awkwardly before slapping his forehead. "Stupid!"

"Wooooow." Lola had hearts in her eyes as she stared at Justin for every second he was on screen. "Did it get hot in here or is it just…him."

"And they say perfection doesn't exist…" Lily let out a lovestruck sigh.

"I'm in a relationship, I'm in a relationship, I'm in a relationship." Luna constantly repeated to herself as she tried to blank out Justin's face with the face of her girlfriend.

"Then make some room for the single gals." Lynn said as she leaned closer to the TV.

And once Izzy made her appearance, everyone wincing at her hitting her chin against the dock, there was only one more contestant left…

"Ok campers, before the last guy arrives, I should mention a little something about him." Chris informed everyone and getting all eyes on him. "He's a bit of a special case."

"Here he comes! Here he comes! Here he comes!" Rita, Leni, Luna, Lana, and Lily constantly repeated as the family was eager to see the 24th camper of Total Drama Island.

"…No." Chris shook his head as some of the campers shot Owen weird looks. "As I was saying, he's a bit of a special case. While this show is obviously in Canada along with all of you originating from said country, the producers thought it was a good idea to open a spot to our neighboring country down south. The good ole United States of America. So, last but not least, hailing from the United States, Royal Woods Michigan, is Lincoln!"

Everyone then watched as the final boat of the day came by. Its passenger was the American Chris spoke of. Everyone quickly noticed a very defining feature on him. His hair was snow white. It also had a small tuft on the top. He had slightly baggy green eyes with a few freckles on his face. He wore a sleeveless orange shirt with a big horizontal white strip in the middle with a long sleeveless white sweater underneath along with light gray pants and black shoes.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEHHH!" Most of the sisters squealed in unison as Lincoln finally made his debut on Reality Television.

"Oh look at how handsome and cute Linky looks on TV!" Leni bounced up and down her seat hyperly as they all watched Lincoln on Total Drama Island. "Although his hair could use a bit of a touch up."

"Look at my son! On television again!" Lynn Sr as he wiped a proud tear away as he remembered when him and Lincoln competed on Legends of the Hidden temple five years ago. "Go get em sport! Show em what you can do!"

Lincoln jumped off the point carrying two suitcases before walking up to Chris. "Hey man, great to be here." Lincoln said, dropping a suitcase so he could fist bump Chris. "Chris Mclean, right?"

"Right you are my brother." Chris confirmed as Lincoln picked up his suitcase. "How's it feel to be in Canada ay?"

"Pretty cool, only been here once when I was a kid so excited to be here again." Lincoln explained before walking up to his fellow campers. "Hey nice to meet you all, names Lincoln Loud."

"Pfft," Duncan smirked as he pointed at Lincoln's hair. "Nice hair grandpa."

Lincoln quickly deadpanned and rolled his eyes at Duncan. "Nice one Mr. Original." Lincoln sarcastically said, not really feeling insulted by that statement. "Like I haven't that one a million times before."

Duncan glared at Lincoln a bit before DJ walked up to the white haired 16-year-old. "Hey man nice to meet ya." DJ said to Lincoln with a smile as he shook the Americans hand. "Welcome to Canada."

"Hey thanks dude, thanks for the welcome." Lincoln said to DJ before walking to the rest of the campers while holding a hand up to accept high fives to which Geoff, Harold, Trent, Bridgette, and Tyler returned. "Woah!" Suddenly Lincoln was pulled back and was put in a head lock by Owen who proceeded to laugh and lightly noogie Lincolns white hair.

"Nice to meetcha bud!" Owen greeted with his infectious enthusiasm. "My names Owen!"

"Hahahaha, nice to meet you Owen!" Lincoln laughed as he tried to pull away from Owen. "Easy there big guy!"

Owen laughed before finally letting Lincoln go. The two shared a fist bump before Lincoln fixed up his hair. The white head then walked over to the other campers and ultimately stood next to Dawn. Dawn looked to Lincoln with her usual calm smile, but after looking at him for about two seconds she gasped loudly and ended up getting Lincoln's attention. "Something wrong?" The American asked with a raised brow.

"Uuuuum, nope!" Dawn quickly said before she smiled to Lincoln again and held out her hand. "It's really nice to meet you, my names Dawn."

"Really nice to meet you Dawn." Lincoln said as he returned both the handshake and smile. "Let's both do our best here!" Dawn simply nodded at Lincoln before they and everyone else moved their eyes over to Chris.

"Wonder what she was thinking about Lincoln?" Lucy questioned as they all watched Dawn and their brother/son's interaction with the mysterious girl. Lori in question narrowed her eyes a bit at the two's interaction. She swore if Lincoln was about to quickly move onto another girl…

"Ah who cares!" Lynn said as she quickly waved it off. "The point is, a member of the Loud family is on television and is about to show the world what he can do! I hope he remembers all those good luck rituals I taught him.

"I doubt that dude." Luna immediately said causing Lynn to glare at her a bit. The rocker also didn't mention how she's kinda been on TV before as well as their dad. "Besides this ain't got anything to do with luck. Our bros got skills and that's what he's gonna use to win!"

"We'll have to wait and see." Lisa pointed out as she looked over a clipboard, she pulled out of…somewhere. "According to my research, reality shows that are similar to this one always have a variety of challenges that test different skill sets so our brother unit will be tested in a multitude of areas."

"First things first. We need a group photo for the promos. Everyone on the end of the dock!" Chris told everyone as he pulled out a film camera and climbed up on the boat Lincoln had come on. All the campers did as Chris said and gather up at the other end of the dock and most of them smiled as Chris aimed the camera at them. "Okay! One, two, three… Oops! Okay, forgot the lens cap." Chris then removed the lens cap off his camera and aimed it at everyone again. "Okay, hold that pose. One, tw-oh wait, cards full. Hang on."

"Come on, man." Leshawna rolled her eyes at Chris. "My face is starting to freeze. "

"Got it, okay!" Chris then aimed his camera at the 24 campers again. "Everyone say Wawanakwa!"

"WAWANAKWA!" But right as all the campers said this, the dock under them collapse and Chris ended up taking a picture of all of them falling into the water.

"Okay guys." Chris said to his now wet campers. "Dry off and meet at the campfire pit in 10."

"Pfft, hahahaha!" The Loud family couldn't help but laugh as all the campers fell into the lake.

"Guess they were eager to start swimming!" Luan laughed out. "A real swimming start!"

"I can tell this is gonna be fun!" Lana laughed while clenching her gut.

"O-M-Gosh, that is just the worst!" Leni was the only one not laughing at the scene. "Wet hair on Reality TV." Everyone simply rolled their eyes at what the ditzy blond was concerned about.

All the campers were now seen nice and dry all sitting or standing near the campfire site with Chris in front of them. "This is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks." Chris begun to explain while gesturing to the crappy camp they were at. "The campers sitting around your will be you cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. Ya dig?" The campers all looked to each other when Chris said this with Lincoln turning to Dawn and smiling with Dawn quickly returning the smile and giving Lincoln a small wave. Meanwhile Harold smiled at Duncan with the punk quickly holding up a fist to Harold causing him to flinch. "The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off will win $100,000!"

"Excuse me." Duncan walked up and got Chris's attention. "What will the sleeping arrangements be? Because I'd like to request a bunk under her." Duncan then pointed to Heather.

Heather flinched in disgust and quickly asked Chris. "They're not co-ed, are they?"

"Should we be letting Lily watch this?" Rita asked her husband in a bit of a concerned tone as they watched their youngest daughter glue her eyes to the TV. "I mean I know Lincoln is on it but it's the rest of the teens I'm worried about."

"Well…" Lynn Sr thought about the predicament a bit. "We'll cover her eyes and/or ears depending on what happens."

"Noooo." Chris shook his head much to the relief of Heather and multiple girls. "Girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other."

"Excuse me, Kyle." Lindsay spoke up, calling Chris the wrong name. "Can I have a cabin with the lake view since I'm the prettiest?"

"Okay, you are." Chris said causing Lindsay smile only for her to frown at his next words. "But that's not really how it works here and it's Chris."

"I have to live with Sadie or, I'll die." Katie said as she held her best friends' hands tightly.

"And I'll break out in hives" Sadie added. "It's true."

"This cannot be happening." Gwen complained after witnessing everything and everyone's words about the situation.

"Awww come on guys!" The ever-happy Owen tried to shine some light on the situation as he pulled both Gwen and Tyler into one armed hugs. "It'll be fun, it's like a big sleepover!"

"At least you don't have to sleep next to him." Tyler whispered to Gwen as he pointed at Duncan who was currently and harshly nooging a deer.

"Hey!" Suddenly the deer was pulled out of Duncan's grasp by none other than Dawn's.

"What the?" Lincoln quickly looked to the spot next to him to see Dawn was sure enough not there. But he could have sworn the light blond girl was standing next to him a second ago.

"You leave this deer alone!" Dawn yelled at Duncan before gently petting the deer on the head. "It's ok friend, now back to your home." Everyone watched as the Deer actually smiled and nodded at Dawn before prancing quickly back into the woods.

"Ok that girl literally keeps getting stranger." Lori commented. "Did she just talk to the deer?"

"Don't be ridiculous." Lisa immediately shook her head. "Dawn's gentle demeanor probably showed the deer that she wasn't a treat and it simply took off when it had the chance. It's merely a coincidence that the deer took off when Dawn told it to."

Everyone had semi shocked expression as they watched the scene with Duncan being the first to recovered as he simply rolled his eyes and walked back to the rest of the campers. "Here's the deal." Chris said, getting everyones attention back on him. "We're gonna split you into two teams if I call your name out go stand over there. Gwen, Trent, Heather, Cody, Beth, Lindsay, Tyler, Katie, Owen, Leshawna, Justin, and Noah."

All the called-out campers moved to where Chris pointed. Once they were in place, Chris picked up a green banner. "From this moment on, you are officially known as, the Screaming Gophers." Chris then tossed them the banner which a few of the campers caught and unfolded and revealed a logo of a gopher fiercely screaming on it.

"Yeah!" Owen cheered as he looked at the banner he was helping carry. "I'm a gopher! Woooo!"

"Wait, what about Sadie?" Katie asked, not wanting to be on a different team than her best friend.

"Well at least Linky will be on a different team then that meanie." Lily said as she glared at Heather on screen. You know what they say. True evil can be sensed by animals and children. "I don't trust her."

"Me neither." Lucy agreed.

"The rest of you over here." Chris directed the remaining 12 campers. "Geoff, Bridgette, DJ, Lincoln, Dawn, Sadie, Izzy, Courtney, Ezekiel, Duncan, Eva, and Harold. Move, move, move!"

"But Katie's a gopher!" Sadie yelled as she was the only one who wasn't starting to move to where Chris directed. "I have to be a gopher!"

"Sadie, is it?" Courtney came up to Sadie and put a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "Come on, it'll be okay."

"This is so unfair!" Sadie yelled as she walked away with Courtney. "I miss you Katie!"

"I miss you too!" Katie yelled to her best friend from the Gopher side.

Once the remaining 12 campers were together, Chris pulled out a red banner and tossed it over to the other teen. "You guys will officially be known as…the Killer Bass!" Harold and Lincoln both caught the banner and opened it up to show a logo of a fierce looking bass.

"Wooooah!" Lincoln let out as he looked at the logo. "That's so cool!"

"Awesome!" Harold said as he looked at the logo and smiled. "It's like…amazing."

"All right, campers, you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition." Chris informed everyone of that particular detail. Since they are on a reality show, they should be expected to be watched pretty much 24/7.

"The Killer Bass, nice!" Lynn nodded in approval over the team name. "Fierce and tough! I like it!"

"He's on the same team as her…" Lori was of course referring to Dawn as she rubbed her pregnant stomach.

CONFESSIONAL – CHRIS

"You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want." Chris explained as he sat down in an outhouse with a camera attached to the door with flies buzzing around. "Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking. Or just get something off your chest."

"Hey that's kinda neat!" Luna gave her approval at the confessionals.

CONFESSIONAL – GWEN

"Um, okay…" Gwen began before looking right into the camera. "So far this stinks."

CONFESSIONAL – LINDSAY

"Um, I don't get it." Lindsay said while turning around and standing up, her butt right in front of the camera. "Where's the camera guy?"

Rita quickly covered Lily's eyes so she wouldn't see Lindsay's butt.

CONFESSIONAL – LOON

A loon could be seen inside the confessional putting on lipstick before it let out a quack as it saw the camera attached to the door.

"Uuuuuuuuh…" Everyone let out at the image of the loon putting on make-up and slowly looked to the family genius to see if she had an explanation…only for Lisa to be stumped as well.

CONFESSIONAL – OWEN

"Hey everyone. Check this out." Owen said with a serious tone and face. "I have something very important to say." Owen was silent for a moment…before farting and laughing.

"EW!" Lola yelled out in complete disgust. "GROSS!"

"Hahahaha! Awesome!" Lana laughed out, legitimately impressed with Owen's fart. "I can tell I'm gonna like this guy."

"Yeah, you would." Lola said with her voice still showing her disgust for the situation.

CONFESSIONAL – LINCOLN

"Not gonna lie, really nervous about being here." Lincoln admitted as he leaned against the wall of the outhouse. "I mean…somethings happened before coming to camp that…I rather not talk about it right now but hey, I'm in a brand-new place with brand new people so I might as well make the most of it! To my friends and family watching back at Royal Woods, don't worry about me! I'm doing just fine and I plan to win this thing!"

"Hphm, glad to know he hasn't forgotten." Lori grumbled angrily as she knew exactly what this 'something happened before coming to camp' was. "And he better continue to remember, little twerp."

"Hey chill out there preggo's." Luna quickly glared at Lori and took the side of her brother. "Ain't Linc's fault that Ronnie Anne was a bi-I mean, a huge jerk about it! She overreacted; little bro didn't deserve that."

"Overreacted?! You literally just didn't say that!" Lori yelled back at Luna, fury in her eyes. "How would you feel if Sam got accepted in a reality show and became famous without you?!"

"Weeeeell, kinda already am famous." Luna smirked a bit as Lori growled at her. "But what I would do is support my GF and wish her good luck like a good girlfriend!"

"I must agree with Luna." Lucy spoke up next. "Ronnie Anne really did overreact. Lincoln deserves better."

"Hey now Ronnie Anne had every right to react like that." Lola chose to be on Lori's side in the argument. "I mean come on. Seeing your boyfriend ditching you to be famous. I mean I know if I had a boyfriend who did that, well needless to say he wouldn't be able to make it for a multitude of reasons."

"Enough!" Rita rose her voice getting all of her daughters to quiet down. "Look, they broke up. That's that. Couples do that all the time. It doesn't matter who is right or wrong. What matters is that we simply move on with it and support Lincoln right now. Do I make myself clear?"

"Yes mom…" All the sisters said in unison as they faced towards the TV. Lynn Sr couldn't help but put his arm around his wife, feeling even more attracted to her then he normally is when she took charge like that. What can he say, he likes a commanding woman.

CONFESSIONAL – DAWN

"I can't believe what Lincoln's aura is like." Dawn said with a surprised tone as she sat in the outhouse in lotus position. "It was so…vibrant and crazy! I guess having ten sisters must be pretty hard on him. Maybe I should talk to him when I get the chance. It should do him some good since he's the one people are usually bringing their problems to."

"…" Everyone was quiet as their eyes slowly widened at what Dawn said.

"Hold up…" Lynn slowly said as she looked to everyone. "How…How did she know about us?"

"I don't believe Lincoln informed anyone about us yet…right?" Luan slowly asked as she felt a chill go up her spine.

"No…No he didn't…" Lisa said as everyone proceeded to feel incredibly creeped out by Dawn. More so then they already felt.

"…I like her." Lucy said as a tiny smile came to her face.

"You would creepy…" Lola quietly said as she scooted away from Lucy.

And so everyone watched as all 24 campers moved into the crappy cabins. Most of the family cringed in disgust when the cockroach appeared…and gasped when Duncan was seen with an axe. "Who gave the delinquent an axe?!" Lynn Sr yelled in response to what he was watching.

And then they were treated to more Dawn weirdness as she saved said cockroach, talked to it, and set it free. "But…But…that's…bug…that can't…" Lisa stuttered as the deer thing could be explained, but a creature such as a cockroach reacting to Dawn's words should have been a scientific impossibility.

"Ugh, and just when I thought that camp couldn't get anymore disgusting." Lola gagged a bit as they all saw the food the campers were being served. Most of the family agreeing and Lynn Sr, being the cook of the family and all, feeling insulted by that slop being allowed to be called food.

Just then Lincoln's confessional played where he mentioned that he didn't mind the food and how he had an iron stomach thanks to Lana doing disgusting this his whole life. Everyone looked to Lana to see how'd she react with the tomboy only shrugging. "Eh, not wrong."

And then…Chris came in an announced that the first challenge of the show would soon be taking place.

Almost everyone in the room nervously nodded in agreement as Chris chuckled. "Your first challenge begins, in one hour!" The host told them before walking outside.

"What do you think they'll make us do?" Katie asked DJ in a nervous tone.

"It's our first challenge, how hard can it be?" DJ shrugged with a calm tone and expression, not too worried.

"Totally." Lynn nodded her head. "I mean these shows are hard but the first challenge is always the easi-" But Lynn cut herself off as she and everyone else saw what appeared on screen.

Soon enough, all 24 campers found themselves in their swimsuits, standing near the edge of the island's 1000-foot-high cliff.

"Oh (BLEEP)!"

It was a good thing that DJ's swear was censored because neither Rita, Lynn Sr, or anyone for that matter was able to react as they saw the sight. All of the campers, their son include, in their bathing suits standing on top of a 1000-foot high cliff.

"I've…been wrong before…" Lynn admitted in a shocked tone.

Most of the campers looked down the 1000-foot-high cliff with either fear, or even some excitement. All of them in swimwear as they looked at Chris who was standing next to a crate with a picture of a chicken on it. "Okay!" Chris said to make sure he had all 24 teens attention. "Today's challenge is three-fold. Your first task is to jump off this 1,000-foot-high cliff into the lake."

Brigette looked down the cliff without fear and saw that there were two areas. A large wide zone and a smaller circle area within the large zone. "Piece of cake." Bridgette confidently said.

"And she jinxed it…" Luna said while shaking her head.

"If you look down, you will see two target areas." Chris explained while pointing to the two different zones in the water. "The wider area represents the part of the lake that we have stocked with psychotic, hehehe, man-eating sharks." Everyone looked down and, with the exception of Dawn, flinched when they saw the fins of sharks appearing in the large zone. "Inside that area is a safe zone. That's your target area, which, we're pretty sure is shark free."

"Excuse me?" Leshawna said to Chris in response to the host's last words.

"…That can't be legal." Rita shook her head, not wanting her son to dive into that water. "There is no way that's legal."

"It all depends on what their contracts stated." Lisa said, a feel of dread coming to her as well. "So long as its all covered in the contract Lincoln signed, its fair game."

"Linky's…going to be alright…right?" Leni asked in a fearful tone as Luna put a hand on her shoulder.

"For each member of your team that jumps and actually…survives, there will be a crate of supplies waiting below." Chris gestured to the beach at the bottom of the cliff where everyone could see two stacks of crates waiting below. "Inside each crate are supplies that you'll need for the second part of the challenge... building a hot tub. The team with the best one gets to have a wicked hot-tub party tonight. The losers will be sending someone home." Chris then looked at and pointed at the Killer Bass. "Alright, Killer Bass, you're up first."

"Oh, wow…" Bridgette's confidence faded a little as she saw the sharks swimming in the larger zone. The surfer girl then looked to her team and asked. "So, who wants to go first?"

"…" Everyone was completely silent and the chirping of a cricket could be heard.

Owen's laugh then broke the silence as everyone looked to him. "Hey, don't sweat it, guys." The big guy reassured everyone. "I heard that these shows always make the interns do the stunt first to make sure it's survivable."

"Oh yeah, we totally did that." Chris nodded, all the while averting his gaze from everyone.

"I literally don't believe him." Lori said as she glared at Chris on the TV.

Just then the Loud family gasped as they saw who stepped up first.

CONFESSIONAL – LINCOLN

"Was I terrified? Absolutely! I mean I was about to jump off a 1000-foot-high-cliff into water. Infested with sharks!" Lincoln had a panicked expression on his face until he took a few deep breaths to calm himself down. "But…I had to prove myself to my team. I wanna be useful and show them I have what it takes to play the game. Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do."

"Son no!" Lynn Sr quickly yelled as he shook his head. "Bad idea! Very, very bad idea!"

"Linky!" Lola and Lana yelled in unison as they hugged each other.

"Yeah…yeah you're right. I got this." Lincoln gave a shaky smile at the surfer before she backed away a bit to give Lincoln some room. The white head looked down again before tightening his fist. "Welp…no time like the present…" Almost all the campers watching gasped as they watched Lincoln jumped down off the cliff. "CANNON BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!"

"OH MY GOD!" Lori, Leni, Luan, Lola, and Rita all shrieked as they watched Lincoln fall down the cliff.

Nearly everyone was having full on panic attack as they watched their son willingly jump down from 1000 feet into man eating shark infested waters. Until…

Lincoln's voice echoed throughout the area as everyone on the cliff watched as Lincoln fell towards the lake at high speeds. After what felt like hours Lincoln finally hit the water, making quite a splash. After a few seconds, Lincoln emerged from the water breathing heavily and scared for his life that he fell into the shark water. But after looking around a bit, the Loud boy gave a giant grin as he saw that he landed in the safe zone. "WOOHOO!" Lincoln cheered as he raised up a fist. "I DID IT GUYS! I DID IT!"

All of Lincoln's teammates cheered in response as Chef Hatchet came up to Lincoln in a boat, allowing the white head to climb up in it and out of the water. "That was awesome dude!" Geoff yelled down to Lincoln.

And with that, the Loud family was allowed to relax after seeing that their son was alive and well. They didn't even say anything as they were trying to take deep breaths and slow their heart rate down.

Dawn smiled before she started walking to the edge of the cliff. "I'll go next." The mysterious girl told her team as Chris pulled out a clipboard and marked Lincoln as a jumper. "Here I go!" Everyone then watched as Dawn jumped off the cliff. The Killer Bass and even some of the Gophers went forward a little to watch Dawn jumped down...only to raise an eyebrow as they saw something a bit…off.

"Is she…" Tyler began as he and a few others rubbed their eyes to make sure they weren't seeing things. "Falling slowly?" Sure enough, Dawn was. The light blond girl was falling at a slower pace then Lincoln to where it looked like Gravity was taking it easy on her.

When she eventually hit the water after about double the time Lincoln took to reach the lake, maybe even longer, she hardly made a splash. Lincoln would have wondered about this as well…had Dawn not fallen in the shark zone in the water. "DAWN!" Lincoln yelled out with a terrified expression on his face. "LOOK OUT!"

Dawn looked to where Lincoln was pointing at and saw two sharks approaching her. But despite the sharks coming to the surface of the water and opening their mouths to show off their incredible amount of razor-sharp teeth Dawn wasn't scared one bit. And as the aquatic predators came closer, Dawn calmly spoke up. "Um, excuse me."

Amazingly, at Dawn's words, the sharks actually stopped and looked at Dawn as she smiled at them. "I'm terribly sorry for falling into your territory, but would you mind taking me to that boat please?"

Surprising everyone for the who-knows-how-many-times this day, the sharks actually smiled back at Dawn and nodded. One of the sharks dived back down under water and used its nose to lift up Dawn out of the water and swim over to the boat Chef was driving as both he and Lincoln looked at the scene with dropped jaws.

"You know that…not even gonna question it this time…" Lisa let out as she put her hands to her heart. "I'm in no condition to question the science of anything right now…"

And once the family calmed their nerves, they were able to watch as the other campers like Bridgette, Geoff, Eva, and Duncan dive down. As well as see what happens when you refuse to jump as they watched Chris put a chicken hat on DJ.

"Pfft, weak." Lynn laughed a little.

"Would you like to dive that dude?" Luna questioned Lynn.

"If Linc could do it I could do it easily." Lynn said with nothing but confidence causing most of the family to roll their eyes.

And after that they watched as the rest of the Killer Bass dived down. Some more painfully then others and shown with Harold and Ezekial. There was a little hiccup with Katie and Sadie that ending up with the best friends on the Bass team and Izzy with the Gophers. And then the Bass finished it with Courtney being declared a chicken as she refused to jump.

"Aw you gotta be kidding me! Two chickens?" Lynn complained. "Why did Lincoln get stuck with the wimpy team?"

"Well let's see how the Gophers do." Leni said as she finally relaxed after her little freak out earlier. "I'm sure Linky's team will be fine."

"Hehehehe, especially considering whats happening." Lily laughed as she watched the argument taking place on screen.

"Um, hello, national tv." Heather said as if the answer to the question was obvious. "I'll get my hair wet."

"You're kidding right?" Gwen asked while looking at Heather in disbelief.

"If she's not doing it, I'm not doing it." Lindsay said as she and Heather smirked at each other.

"Oh you're doing it." Leshawna told Heather in an aggressive tone as she got right into Heather's face.

"Say's who?" Heather crossed her arms and glared back at Leshawna.

"Says me." Leshawna said back as she glared right into Heathers eyes. "I'm not losing this challenge 'cause you got your hair day, you spoiled little daddy's girl."

"Back off, ghetto-glamour, too-tight-pants-wearing, rap-star wannabe." Heather insulted Leshawna right back into her face.

"Mall-shopping, ponytail-wearing, teen-girl-reading, peeking in high school prom queen!" Leshawna didn't let up on the insults to Heather.

"…" Heather was silent for a moment before smirking and simply saying. "Well, at least I'm popular." Everyone winced in response to the cat fight going on or smirks as they watched the show. All except Justin who pulled out a mirror to look at himself.

"Ooooooooooooooo!" All the Loud sisters let out with amused expressions on their faces.

"You're jumping!" Leshawna yelled at Heather aggressively.

"Make me!" Heather yelled back as she got right into Leshawna's face. Leshawna ended up doing just that as Heather screamed as the black girl easily lifted up Heather and tossed her off of the cliff. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Heather screamed as she fell all the way down into the water, Leshawna successfully throwing Heather into the safe zone. "Leshawna, you are so dead!"

"Hahaha, that's one way to make the jump." Lynn chuckled out as she then watched Leshawna jump down the cliff. "I like her."

"Ooooooo! Poor Tyler though…" Lynn Sr and everyone else winced as they watched Tyler dive right onto a buoy.

The next divers were Lindsay, Gwen, Cody, and then Izzy. And after Izzy was the handsome teen himself Justin.

After Izzy came Justin who confidently dived into the water…landing outside the safe zone. Everyone on the boat yelled at Justin to quickly swim away as they saw the sharks approaching him…only for the sharks to stop swimming towards him as they looked at Justin and saw water dripping of his body and his sparking eyes and smile. Hearts appeared in the shark's eyes as one of them picked the handsome teen up similar to Dawn earlier and gave him a ride to shore.

"So Lisa…" Lily began with a smirk on her face. "How scientific is that?"

"Who cares…" Lisa let out with a lovestruck tone as she stared at Justin with hearts in her eyes.

After Justin, Beth was declared a chicken and what followed up was a little jump between Heather and Lincoln with Heather insulting Lincoln's hair and Lincoln making a confessional on how jokes about his hair didn't really get to him. "Good on our bro for having a spine." Luna complimented, glad that her little brother wasn't letting petty insults get to him.

As Beth took the chicken escalator down the cliff, Trent passed by Owen and gave him a high five. "Let's do this!" Trent said before jumping off the cliff and landing down in the safe zone. "Yeah!" After Trent, Noah soon followed and jumped off the cliff himself.

"Ok campers!" Chris said to everyone down below with a megaphone, Owen standing by the edge of the cliff. "there's only one person left. You guys need this jump for the win." Chris then turned to Owen and said. "No pressure, dude." Owens face seemed to relax a bit before Chris said. "Okay, there's pressure!"

Down below, the Screaming Gophers were all cheering for Owen to jump with Heather going. "Jump! Jump! Just do it, Owen. Do it!"

Owen took a deep breather before strapping some floaties around his arms and backing away a bit to give himself a running start.

"Oh man…" Lana let out as she sheepishly scratched the back of her head. "Think he's gonna do it?"

"I don't know." Luan said with anticipation in her voice. "I mean…look at him. If he dived do you really think he'd live?"

And it seemed a few of the campers agreed with that.

CONFESSIONAL – OWEN

"Oh, I was pretty darn nervous." Owen said with an expression that matched how he said he felt. "See, the thing is, I'm not that strong a swimmer."

CONFESSIONAL – GEOFF

"I'm looking at this guy and thinking, there's no way he's gonna make it." Geoff said while looking right at the camera.

CONFESSIONAL – GWEN

"I actually thought, if he jumps this...he's gonna die." The Goth girl said, not having that much confidence in Owen.

"Well…glad to know everyone has such confidence in him." Lori said in a bit of a sheepish tone. They weren't actually gonna have someone die on live tv right? While he may be on the opposing team to her brother, she didn't want the big guy to get hurt. Especially since it seemed that he was a rather nice guy.

"He's really doing it…" Lucy said with her visible eye widening a bit as they saw Owen go for it.

"Take a good run at it buddy." Chris encouraged Owen as the big guy turned around after getting enough distance. "You got this!"

"I'm going to die now." Owen said as he looked forward to where he would be diving. "I'm going to freaking die now."

Owen stood frozen in place for a few seconds as both teams watched from below in anticipation. "Come on, big guy." Leshawna said as she looked up at the top of the cliff, hoping Owen would work up the courage to jump.

Finally, Owen clenched his fist and narrowed his eyes at the edge of the cliff in front of it. Owen let out a battle cry as he charged forward as fast as he could. "YEEEEEEEAAHHH!" Owen yelled as he leapt right off the cliff and dived down towards the water at high speeds. "OOOOOOH CRAAAAAAAP!"

SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHH!

When Owen hit the water, his splash was enormous with the water reaching up almost halfway to the top of the cliff. When the water came back down, nearly all the campers could be seen spread out throughout the beach completely soaked. Even the sharks were sent out of the water.

Owen soon emerged from under the water and start pumping his fist in the air. "Yes! Yeah!" Owen cheered with a grin on his face. "Oh, yeah! Who's the man?"

"Woo-hoo-hoo!" Beth cheered.

"Yes!" Leshawna said with a victorious tone.

"The winners!" Chris yelled with his megaphone to the campers below. "The Screaming Gophers!" The Gophers all cheered while same of the Bass sighed in defeat.

"Oh my gosh that was intense…" Rita breathed out as she leaned back in her seat. "I still can't believe he made them all do that. I mean the cliff was already intense but were the sharks really necessary."

"What I can't believe is that the Killer Bass lost." Lynn grumbled as she crossed her arms. "Seriously, how did someone like Owen manage to jump but not a brick house like DJ? Talk about a let out down."

"Come on Lynn, like, have some faith in Linky's team." Leni said as she tried to keep up the positivity. "They could still win!"

However…the more they watched the less it seemed that would come true. The Gophers were easily making their way back to camp with most of the Bass struggling to move their crates. Plus there was the time they had to stop so Ezekial Katie, and Sadie could pee. And in that time Courtney got bitten by a bug leading to Lincoln making an eyepatch and then that lead to him telling his team about all his sisters.

They couldn't help but grin, smirk, and laugh at everyones reactions with Rita and Lynn Sr deadpanning at Chris's confessional and his line about 'Americans getting busy.'

And then the Killer Bass lost more time when Katie and Sadie were revealed to have gotten poison ivy.

"Still think the Bass can win?" Lynn deadpanned at Leni.

"Well…anything's possible…" Leni sheepishly said, not completely believing herself anymore.

Sure enough, due to having the advantage of the carts, the Screaming Gophers were all back at camp with opened crates. Granted Chris did make it a rule that they had to open them with their teeth but it all worked out in the end. "Hey check it out!" Owen said as he reached inside his open crate and pulled out some wood. "I got wood."

"I got some tools here." Trent said as he pulled a hammer out of his crate and then a pool liner. "And what looks like a pool liner."

As that was going on, Heather and Lindsay walked up to Leshawna with the former speaking up. "I just wanted to say, I didn't mean bad about you being a ghetto, rap-star wannabe." Heather actually apologized to the black girl. "And I love your earrings. They're so pretty."

"Straight up?" Leshawna asked before smiling as Heather nodded her head. "Well, I'm sorry about pushing you over the cliff and all."

"No worries." Heather reassured the girl in front of her. "I needed a push. Truce?"

"Yeah, yeah." Leshawna agreed as she and Heather shook hands. "You got it."

Heather and Lindsay then walked away and when they were far enough away from Leshawna, Lindsay asked, "Did you mean all that stuff you said to Lefonda back there?" Lindsay asked, getting the black girls name wrong.

"Leshawna." Heather corrected before rolling her eyes. "Hah, no. She's going down. And P.S. those are the ugliest earrings I've seen in my life."

"Oh." Lindsay said, looking rather confused. "So if you hate her why were you being nice to her?"

"You ever seen one of these shows before?" Heather asked, as if the answer was obvious. "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."

"Ooooooh." Lindsay finally got what Heather said before asking. "I'm your friend, right?"

"Oh yeah." Heather reassured Lindsay. "For now."

"Ok, that girl is seriously up to no good." Lola stated while glaring at Heather. "I know her kind well."

"Because you're one of her kind?" Lana joked earned a shoulder jab from her twin.

"Finally…" All of the Gophers heard the new voice come in and looked to see that the Killer Bass had finally arrived back at camp. Although Katie and Sadie seemed to be missing for some reason. Harold having been the one to speak up after he and Lincoln stopped pushing their crate.

"About time!" Lynn yelled in frustration at the Bass reaching the camp after who knows how long. "Now you gotta work extra hard to catch up!"

"Especially since they have to open the crates with their teeth." Lily cringed a bit at that information. She could only imagine how hard and painful that would be. Especially for someone like her who doesn't have a single adult tooth yet.

And it only went downhill for the Bass from there…

CONFESSIONAL – LINCOLN

Lincoln let out a sigh as he looked down. "Yeah, things went about as well as you'd expect." Lincoln told the camera as he leaned against the outhouse wall. "Teamwork is definitely something that we need to work on. I mean Dawn, Harold, and DJ are pretty cool, so is Bridgette but she really needs to work on her awareness, but it seems everyone else is either butting heads, letting themselves get distracted, or are just hardly paying attention. I mean I know it's only the first challenge of the summer and all but...still…kinda sucks that my team is the first to lose."

"Goodnight Killer Bass…" Lynn face palmed and shook her head in disappointment.

"Linky's not gonna be the first to go home is he?" Lily asked with a worried tone.

"Don't worry Lily." Rita reassured her youngest with a soft hand on her head. "I'm sure Lincoln will be fine."

"Yeah! No way they'd send Linc home first! He did nothing to deserve it." Luna said with confidence that Lincoln wouldn't be the first to go home. "My money's still on homeschool."

"Well I doubt he needs the money since he's such a gold digger! Hahaha…" Luan laughed at first but then cringed in disgust as she and everyone else remembered when they saw Ezekial picking his nose. "But seriously that was disgusting."

A few hours later, the two teams were standing with their respective hot tub. The Gophers hot tub looking really well built and party worthy and the Bass…well…it was a miracle it hadn't fallen apart yet. Chris first inspected the Gophers hot tub and nodded in approval. "This is one awesome hut tub!" Chris told the Gophers who all cheered in response with Owen emerging from within the tub.

The host of the show then went over to the Bass's hot tub, which had a seagull floating in it, with the Killer Bass looking down at their crappy job. Chris rose a brow at all the tape on the hot tube and pocked it a bit only for some water to leak out and squirt his face. Soon after that, the Bass's hot tub, if it could even be called that, completely fell in pieces.

"Well…I think the winner is obvious." Chris said with the Gophers smiling and the Bass sighing. "The Screaming Gophers!" The Bass didn't say anything as the Gophers all cheered for their victory. "Gophers, you're safe from elimination and you get to rock this awesome hot tub for the rest of the summer. Bonus!" The Gophers continued to cheer, some even doing a victory dance, as Chris turned to the Killer Bass. "Killer Bass, what can I say? Sucks to be you right now. I'll see your sorry butts at the bonfire tonight."

"We won!" Lindsay cheered with a giant smile on her face. "We all get to stay here for another three days!"

Heather, Beth, and Lindsay all cheered in unison as, "Woohoo! Woohoo! Hahaha. Yes!" Owen quickly got everyone's attention…with everyone seeing he wasn't wearing a thing. Thankfully his bottom half was blurred out…from the audience's perspective at least. "We get to sta-a-a-ay. We get to sta-a-a-ay, we are so awesome. We won the contest!" Owen then wrapped both Heather and Lindsay into a hug with one arm each with Heather cringing in disgust with Lindsay simply smiling.

"…" Luckily Rita manage to cover the innocent Lily's eyes in time as all of the Loud family were treated to a dancing naked Owen. Even if it was censored, they were all still completely disgusted at the site and had no idea what to say. Except for Lola…

"…I'm scarred for life…" Lola let out as she tried her hardest not to barf.

After…that little scene. The family were once again treated to the mess hall and the Killer Bass facing a tough decision to make. Who to vote off.

Duncan was leaning towards DJ or Courtney, mainly Courtney, because they both refused to jump off the cliff. This then led to Courtney suggesting that Dawn should go leading to an argument between Courtney and Lincoln. It seemed that the decision of who to vote off would be near impossible to make. That was until…

"I still don't get why you didn't jump DJ." Ezekial spoke up as he looked to the tallest guy at the Bass table. "Why you stooping down to the girls level ay?"

Everything went silent as everyone from the Bass table, and even some from the Gopher table, starred at Ezekial with widened eyes. "Uh…what?" DJ asked, making sure he heard that right.

"…What…did he…just say…" Luna let out as all the Loud girls were stunned silent by the words of Ezekial. They all felt their anger started to rise as Lynn Sr shifted his eyes around nervously.

"N-Now everyone t-try and calm down." Lynn Sr tried to keep the girls rage from exploding over the homeschooled boys' words. "I-I'm sure its not what it seems like…"

"Well look around ay." Ezekial explained as he pointed to both Courtney and Beth. "The only ones with chicken hats are the girls ay. You're a guy, you're better than that."

"…Nevermind…" Lynn Sr let out as all of the girls faces slowly turned red, pure rage plastered on their face.

Katie and Sadie gasped as now everyone from both tables' attention was on Ezekial, many glaring at him. "What's that supposed to mean?" Birdgette aggressively asked as she and Eva approached Ezekial with fierce glares.

"Yeah homeschool." Eva said as she pounded her fist in front of Zeke, shaking the entire table. "Enlighten us!"

"Well, guys are much stronger and better at sports than girls are." Ezekial stated causing everyone nearby to back away from the scene as all the girls in the room were giving Ezekial a look that could kill. Even Dawn!

Lynn Sr quickly reached in between the couch cushions and grabbed a set of noise cancelling ear buds and quickly put them on, knowing what was about to happened. Covering his budded ears for good measure, Lynn Sr closed his eyes and simply felt the vibrations of his wife and daughters pure rage finally exploded out of their bodies due to the homeschooled boy's words.

Finally after about two minutes, Lynn Sr felt it was safe to look. Peaking his eye open, he saw all the girls were heavily breathing with incredibly red faces. Anger still going through them as the living room was now a completely mess due to the effects of their fury.

Taking off the ear buds and hiding them in the cushions again, Lynn Sr said. "Now lets try and calm down-"

"Homeschool's dead." The rest of the family said as they pointed to the TV and saw that it was now showing the first ever elimination ceremony of the Killer Bass.

Night had fallen on Camp Wawanakwa. All the members of the Killer Bass were sitting on the stumps at the campfire site with Chris in front of the metal barrel. All the girls on the team were glaring at Ezekial as Duncan told the homeschooled boy. "Dude, you've got a lot to learn about the real world."

"Killer Bass." Chris got everyones attention as he spoke in a serious tone. In Chris' hand was a plate holding 11 marshmallows. "marshmallows represent a tasty treat that you enjoy roasting by the fire. At this camp, marshmallows represent life."

Geoff dramatically made a hanging gesturing before looking to Bridgette and winking, the surfer girl nodding in response.

"You've all cast your votes and made your decision." Chris said while holding up his plate of marshmallows. "There are only eleven marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the dock of shame to catch the boat of losers. That means you're out of the contest and you can't come back...ever."

Most of the Killer Bass tensed up as Chris said that. "The first marshmallow goes to...Geoff." Geoff gave a big smile as he walked up to Chris who pierced a marshmallow onto the party dudes stick.

"Lincoln, Dawn, Harold." Chris called out the next three who all smiled and walked up to Chris with sticks with the host attaching marshmallows to them.

"Yes!" Harold cheered as Chris gave him his marshmallow.

Lincoln let out a sigh of relief and relaxed a bit as Chris put a marshmallow on his stick as Dawn put a reassuring hand on his back. Lincoln looked back at Dawn and gave her a grateful smile for the support.

"Katie. Bridgette. D.J, Sadie." Chris called the next four campers up who eagerly went to get their marshmallow.

"Oh, yay." Sadie and Katie said in unison as they hugged each other. "Thank you. Thank you. Thank you."

"Duncan." The delinquent smirked as he went to collect his marshmallow from Chris.

"Goodbye homeschool." Lynn said with a mad grin as she ran a finger through her neck.

And that left only one marshmallow. And two campers. Courtney and Ezekial. "Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening." Both Courtney and Ezekial incredibly tensed up. Courtney's heart raced as the homeschooled boy started to violently tremble and shake. Chris rose his hand up causing both of the remaining campers to drop their sticks as both of their eyes focused on who the host would point at.

And after what felt like hours of complete and heart attacking causing tension…Chris called out the next and final camper that would be staying tonight.

"JUST GIVE IT TO COURTNEY!" Everyone but Lynn Sr yelled in unison. Granted Lynn Sr was far from happy with the boy, he just wanted his family to remain calm. Let karma handle this one.

"Courtney." Courtney quickly smiled and grabbed her stick and went to go bet her marshmallow as Ezekial sighed and slumped down. "Can't say I'm shocked. I saw you picking your nose, dude. Not cool." Ezekial got up while slumping down as all the girls gave Ezekial a smug look, his reason for being eliminated obvious. "Dock of shame is that way, bro."

Everyone watched as Chris led Ezekial to the dock of shame. The homeschooled boy stepping onto the boat Chef used during the diving challenge earlier that day and drove Ezekial away from Total Drama Island. Forever.

"The rest of you, enjoy your marshmallows." Chris told the remaining members of the Killer Bass as they started to roast their marshmallows over the fire. "You're all safe…for tonight."

All of the females smirked in satisfaction as they watched as Ezekial head to the dock of shamed, boarded the Boat of Losers, and left Total Drama Island forever.

CONFESSIONAL – GWEN

"Yep, this camp pretty much still stinks." Gwen sighed out before looking at the camera. "But now that I'm here I guess I might as well actually try to win."

"To the Screaming Gophers." Cody cheered as he and the rest of his team were enjoying a nighttime hot tub party.

"To the Screaming Gophers!" The rest of the Gophers cheered.

"Go Gophers! Go Gophers!" Leshawna chanted as she started dancing around in victory.

Owen and Noah soon joined Leshawna in dancing around and chanting, "Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go, go, go Gophers!"

Meanwhile the Killer Bass were seen walking back to their camps slumped down in defeat. But as Courtney came into view, she looked at the camera with a fierce look. "Are you recording this?" Courtney asked as the camera zoomed in on her. "Good. They can enjoy their little part all they want, but I am gonna win this competition and no one is gonna stop me."

And with that last vow from Courtney…the episode came to an end.

"Geez dudes." Luna said as she stood up and stretched out a bit, a few of her joints popping. "That was freakin intense."

"I know right!" Lynn said with an eager grin on her face. "Diving with sharks! Disgusting food! You don't get better television then that."

"Could have done better without the sexist." Rita said with the roll of her eyes. Her and her daughters couldn't be happier that Ezekial's time on the show was cut super short. "But it looks like I'm gonna have to get used to my baby boy being put in those types of situations."

"Don't worry honey. I was scared too trust me." Lynn Sr reassured his wife as he put an arm around her shoulder. "But Linc's tough, smart, and resourceful. He'll do just fine."

"And maybe even make a new girlfriend!" Leni squealed excitedly making everyone, especially Lori, snap there heads over to her. "Did you see how he interacted with that Dawn girl? Like, I saw some serious sparks flying."

"Hmmmm…" Lori hummed/growled lowly, deciding not to make a comment about that.

"I just hope he stays clear of that Heather girl." Lily added in her piece. "She's no good!"

"Keep telling it sister." Lola agreed as her and Lily shared a brief high five. "That gal is gonna be up to some nasty stuff. Guarantee it."

"I just hope I can see more of that food they were eating." Lana grinned while rubbing her stomach. "Wonder if Lincoln could get some recipes for me!" A few of the sisters puffed out their cheeks in disgust.

"I'm rather fond of Dawn." Lucy said with a tiny smile on her face. "She sees into the soul. Not even I have that skill. Maybe if I watch her enough, I can learn it."

"Creepy girl likes creepy girl." Lori rolled her eyes a bit. "Literally a big shocker…"

"Well now that, that's over…" Lynn Sr began as he gestured to the messed-up living room. "Perhaps we should maybe clean up a bit…" Everyone else couldn't help but sheepishly chuckle as they saw the little mess they made in the living room.

"Guess we sure made a Loudsty of this place huh everyone?" Luan punned. Everyone around her couldn't help but laugh a bit. Even though Lincoln was gone, they were all supporting him from the sidelines. And it felt great for the sisters to all be together again watching…Total. Drama. Island!