9
After my wife left, Mother-in-law and I started chatting idly.
"Mom, are you close with Vivienne's boss?" I asked.
Mother-in-law noticeably tensed up. "Why are you suddenly asking about him?"
"I've been thinking about mine and Vivienne's wedding recently. I remember you were chatting happily with him at the time."
"I thought you two were friends despite the age gap, or maybe it was one of those trendy older woman-younger man romances."
I curved my lips into a smile, raised my eyebrows, and gave Mother-in-law a meaningful look.
Mother-in-law's cheeks visibly reddened as she waved her hands frantically.
"Farrell, you can't just say things like that! Carter almost became my daugh?"
Mother-in-law realized she had let something slip and quickly covered her mouth.
I furrowed my brow. "Mom, almost became your what?"
"Farrell, you misheard. I said Carter almost became my friend's daughter's boyfriend."