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[I have led a cautious life, but the system keeps trying to do me in] "Ding Dong!" "Welcome to the Smart Cultivation System!" "You have chosen to cultivate the Bone Forging Art. The system will start cultivating for you. The system has detected that the host is missing the Bone Tempering Pill. Please wait a moment…" "Ding Dong!" "The system successfully stole ten Bone Tempering Pills for you, and the cultivation will continue…" "Important reminder, while the system is cultivating, you will lose lose control of the body…" After getting the Smart Cultivation System, Pei Ling began to grow stronger rapidly. He was prepared to become a deity until one day… "Ding Dong!" "You have chosen to cultivate an unknown technique. The system has identified this as a dual cultivation method. The system will start to cultivate for you. The system has detected that the host is missing a Dao Partner. The system is looking for a Dao Partner for you…" So, Pei Ling watched as he ran to the fairy's training room next door, drugged her, and carried her into his room…
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Chapter 1: The Smart Cultivation System is at Your Service!
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
As the sun began to set, Pei Ling returned to the Pei Residence.
Most of the servants he encountered along the way pretended not to see him and busied themselves.
When he was about to leave the area of the main courtyard, a servant girl stopped him. "Madam said that the disciples of the Holy Sect staying in the residence for the time being like the pastries made from Colorless Ganoderma. I'll trouble you to find more in Yuanlao Mountain tomorrow. When the time comes, Madam will reward you handsomely!"
"I understand." The servant girl's cavalier attitude was apparent, but Pei Ling thought nothing of it. He was satisfied with his status in this massive manor, just like the courtyard he was living in now. It was remote, inconspicuous, quiet, and no one cared about it. Of course, no one served him.
Even if he killed someone in the middle of the day and burned the corpse to eliminate the evidence, no one would discover it here.
After all, it was no longer popular to be reckless. The big shots were all keeping a low profile.
Stability was the way to go.
He was very experienced in this aspect. After all, in his previous life, Pei Ling was a steady person (cowardice).
In addition, the world he had transmigrated into in this life was not a harmonious society. It was a world of cultivation, a strange place, with demon beasts in the wild… Although the family that his current body was from had some influence, as the subordinate of the demonic overlord of the Deep Sea Sect, who could massacre 1,500 kilometers away with a word and a blow, he felt that his future was unfathomable.
Therefore, he had developed the habit of reflecting on himself three times a day: Did I slack off today?
Can I be more careful and slack even more?
What other slacking methods can I employ?
With this cautiousness, Pei Ling, who transmigrated as a fetus, finally grew up steadily until now in an environment where his mother had died early, his father was a scumbag, his stepmother was jealous, and dark undercurrents were brewing in the large clan.
Yes, he even secretly developed the boon of a transmigrator.
"System!"
After entering the small courtyard where he lived alone, Pei Ling immediately locked the door. After strictly checking that all the doors and windows were closed and confirming that no one had entered the room, nor was there any eavesdropping monitoring, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief. He suppressed his excitement and called out in his mind, "I have already gathered the spirit stones needed to activate it. Activate it now."
Ding-dong!
With a crisp notification, a translucent panel that only he could see slowly surfaced in front of him.
[Name: Pei Ling.
Race: Human
Gender: Male
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Age: 18
Status: Disciple of the Pei Clan Side Branch in Deer Spring City
Stage: Level 2 of the Qi Refinement Stage
System status: Not active.]
A neutral voice without any emotion sounded in Pei Ling's mind and solemnly confirmed, "Enough spirit stones to activate the system detected. Host, may I ask if the system is allowed to absorb them immediately to activate the system?"
Pei Ling took a deep breath. "Yes!"
The three hundred low-grade spirit stones that he had thought of every means possible to even deduct from his cultivation since he was a child were instantly swept clean by an invisible force.
Meanwhile, gorgeous flames surged out from the panel in front of him, and the characters flashed crazily.
A moment later, the interface became clear again, and the system's voice seemed to contain a tinge of joy. "The Smart Cultivation System is at your service. Enjoy one-click management, smart upgrades, and fully automated cultivation! No more accidents, no more inner demons! I shall fulfill your dream of ascending!"
Immediately, the [System Activation] at the bottom of the panel changed silently, and soon, it was replaced with a new interface. There were five choices in the new interface: [Select Technique, [Select Magic, [Select Magical Power, [Select Duration, and the final [One-Click Cultivation].
A rare tinge of excitement appeared in Pei Ling's usually calm mood.
He could not wait to use his mind to press down on [Select Technique].
"Please choose the cultivation technique you wish to cultivate…"
The system's voice sounded again. Then, the three words "Bone Forging Art" appeared in the system interface. This was the Pei family's cultivation technique and the only cultivation technique he could choose currently.
The Pei family's Bone Forging Art was divided into three stages: iron bone, essence bone, and jade bone. Once the iron bone was formed, it was invulnerable to swords and spears. The fist was like a heavy hammer, the palm was like a blade, which could tear apart tigers and wolves.
However, this cultivation technique came from a fiend sect as the process had a distinct demonic style.
Every time one cultivated, he would have to break all the bones in his body and shatter them. Then, he would use the Bone Forging Art to refine the broken bones and "combine" them again to achieve the goal of increasing toughness! If one's heart was not strong enough, they would often be unable to withstand the pain of their bones breaking the first time they cultivated the Bone Forging Art and would give up halfway. Some with poor qualifications who cultivated it would even die from the pain in the process.
It could be said that every cultivator who cultivated the Bone Forging Art had excellent talent and character.
Of course, this was only a normal cultivation method. If the technique was cultivated together with the use of the Bone Tempering Pill, not only would the pain be greatly reduced, it could also be cultivated twice as fast with half the effort. However, the Bone Tempering Pill could only be refined by the Deep Sea Sect. With the Pei Clan'sinfluence, they were only allocated ten Bone Tempering Pills a year.
As the backbone of the clan, the Pei family head naturally took five. The three elders each took one, and the eldest son took one… As for Pei Ling, he had not even seen what the Bone Tempering Pill looked like!
Therefore, without the use of Bone Tempering Pills, for Pei Ling to be able to cultivate half a body of iron bones all these years, and to cultivate to the second level of the Qi Refinement stage, proved his exceptional talent and unwavering determination.
"Under normal circumstances, one complete cultivation of the Bone Forging Art, without the cooperation of the Bone Tempering Pill, would require at least three months, even with the nourishment of many herbs. If you are too impatient, your body will not be able to withstand it and it will only have the opposite effect." Pei Ling rubbed his hands excitedly. "However, I have the system now!"
He eagerly wanted to know the cultivation effects of this system. Therefore, after choosing the cultivation technique, he immediately clicked on [Select Duration]. He originally planned on choosing a shorter time to experience it, but the top choice was [1 year, followed by [10 years, [100 years]…
Pei Ling was speechless…
There was only a [Temporary Cultivation—Smart Duration] at the bottom.
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This allowed Pei Ling to heave a sigh of relief. He immediately chose this, then clicked on [One-Click Cultivation]!
"The Smart Cultivation System is at your service!" After the interface flashed twice, it gradually faded away, and the system's voice returned to its normal tone. "Enjoy one-click management and smart upgrades! Now, you can begin the managed cultivation. A gentle reminder: During the cultivation period, the host will lose control of the body. Please do not panic…"
Immediately, Pei Ling felt slight dizziness. Immediately after, an invisible force poured into his body, rapidly arranging his body into a cultivation position.
Right after that, his Dantian heated up slightly as the Bone Forging Art automatically circulated. All the bones in his body felt a sharp pain before they began to break down bit by bit. Under the circulation of the Bone Forging Art, they vibrated at a high speed and rapidly metabolized. Meanwhile, the pores all over his body opened up, and many of the impurities in his body were expelled during this process… The entire cultivation process was smooth, skilled, and even revealed a sense of natural harmony.
Compared to his previous training, he had to divide his attention to multi-task. If he was careless, he would be seriously injured and on the verge of death. The system's supervision was simply an enjoyment.
This system was simply too suitable for a slacker like him!
It was simply a masterpiece of conscience!
Just as Pei Ling was overjoyed, the system suddenly made a "Ding Dong" sound. Immediately, the translucent panel reappeared. "Bone Tempering Pills are missing for cultivation. Please wait a moment…"
"Please wait a moment…"
"Please wait a moment…"
???
This… the system actually requires the Bone Tempering Pill for one-click cultivation? Where am I supposed to get the Bone Tempering Pills for the system??
"Ding dong!" The system notified again, and the words on the interface changed…
"Analysis complete, the system will give you ten Bone Tempering Pills for free."
So good?
Pei Ling could not help but feel energized.
Just as anticipation built, his body suddenly stood up.
?
His body walked out the door without hesitation.
??
He was momentarily stunned. Then, he watched as his body rushed out of the small courtyard at a speed that far exceeded his current cultivation level. Like a shadow, he rushed into the Pei family's Jade Parasol Compound in a few seconds.
At this moment, Pei Ling finally reacted. It was the Jade Parasol Compound!
It was the residence of the disciples of the Deep Sea Sect!
They were important guests that the entire Pei family had to host carefully!
What the???
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Chapter 2: The Smart Cultivation System is at Your Service!
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
As the sun began to set, Pei Ling returned to the Pei Residence.
Most of the servants he encountered along the way pretended not to see him and busied themselves.
When he was about to leave the area of the main courtyard, a servant girl stopped him. "Madam said that the disciples of the Holy Sect staying in the residence for the time being like the pastries made from Colorless Ganoderma. I'll trouble you to find more in Yuanlao Mountain tomorrow. When the time comes, Madam will reward you handsomely!"
"I understand." The servant girl's cavalier attitude was apparent, but Pei Ling thought nothing of it. He was satisfied with his status in this massive manor, just like the courtyard he was living in now. It was remote, inconspicuous, quiet, and no one cared about it. Of course, no one served him.
Even if he killed someone in the middle of the day and burned the corpse to eliminate the evidence, no one would discover it here.
After all, it was no longer popular to be reckless. The big shots were all keeping a low profile.
Stability was the way to go.
He was very experienced in this aspect. After all, in his previous life, Pei Ling was a steady person (cowardice).
In addition, the world he had transmigrated into in this life was not a harmonious society. It was a world of cultivation, a strange place, with demon beasts in the wild… Although the family that his current body was from had some influence, as the subordinate of the demonic overlord of the Deep Sea Sect, who could massacre 1,500 kilometers away with a word and a blow, he felt that his future was unfathomable.
Therefore, he had developed the habit of reflecting on himself three times a day:?Did I slack off today?
Can I be more careful and slack even more?
What other slacking methods can I employ?
With this cautiousness, Pei Ling, who transmigrated as a fetus, finally grew up steadily until now in an environment where his mother had died early, his father was a scumbag, his stepmother was jealous, and dark undercurrents were brewing in the large clan.
Yes, he even secretly developed the boon of a transmigrator.
"System!"
After entering the small courtyard where he lived alone, Pei Ling immediately locked the door. After strictly checking that all the doors and windows were closed and confirming that no one had entered the room, nor was there any eavesdropping monitoring, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief. He suppressed his excitement and called out in his mind, "I have already gathered the spirit stones needed to activate it. Activate it now."
Ding-dong!
With a crisp notification, a translucent panel that only he could see slowly surfaced in front of him.
[Name: Pei Ling.
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Age: 18
Status: Disciple of the Pei Clan Side Branch in Deer Spring City
Stage: Level 2 of the Qi Refinement Stage
System status: Not active.]
A neutral voice without any emotion sounded in Pei Ling's mind and solemnly confirmed, "Enough spirit stones to activate the system detected. Host, may I ask if the system is allowed to absorb them immediately to activate the system?"
Pei Ling took a deep breath. "Yes!"
The three hundred low-grade spirit stones that he had thought of every means possible to even deduct from his cultivation since he was a child were instantly swept clean by an invisible force.
Meanwhile, gorgeous flames surged out from the panel in front of him, and the characters flashed crazily.
A moment later, the interface became clear again, and the system's voice seemed to contain a tinge of joy. "The Smart Cultivation System is at your service. Enjoy one-click management, smart upgrades, and fully automated cultivation! No more accidents, no more inner demons! I shall fulfill your dream of ascending!"
Immediately, the [System Activation] at the bottom of the panel changed silently, and soon, it was replaced with a new interface. There were five choices in the new interface: [Select Technique, [Select Magic, [Select Magical Power, [Select Duration, and the final [One-Click Cultivation].
A rare tinge of excitement appeared in Pei Ling's usually calm mood.
He could not wait to use his mind to press down on [Select Technique].
"Please choose the cultivation technique you wish to cultivate…"
The system's voice sounded again. Then, the three words "Bone Forging Art" appeared in the system interface. This was the Pei family's cultivation technique and the only cultivation technique he could choose currently.
The Pei family's Bone Forging Art was divided into three stages: iron bone, essence bone, and jade bone. Once the iron bone was formed, it was invulnerable to swords and spears. The fist was like a heavy hammer, the palm was like a blade, which could tear apart tigers and wolves.
However, this cultivation technique came from a fiend sect as the process had a distinct demonic style.
Every time one cultivated, he would have to break all the bones in his body and shatter them. Then, he would use the Bone Forging Art to refine the broken bones and "combine" them again to achieve the goal of increasing toughness! If one's heart was not strong enough, they would often be unable to withstand the pain of their bones breaking the first time they cultivated the Bone Forging Art and would give up halfway. Some with poor qualifications who cultivated it would even die from the pain in the process.
It could be said that every cultivator who cultivated the Bone Forging Art had excellent talent and character.
Of course, this was only a normal cultivation method. If the technique was cultivated together with the use of the Bone Tempering Pill, not only would the pain be greatly reduced, it could also be cultivated twice as fast with half the effort. However, the Bone Tempering Pill could only be refined by the Deep Sea Sect. With the Pei Clan'sinfluence, they were only allocated ten Bone Tempering Pills a year.
As the backbone of the clan, the Pei family head naturally took five. The three elders each took one, and the eldest son took one… As for Pei Ling, he had not even seen what the Bone Tempering Pill looked like!
Therefore, without the use of Bone Tempering Pills, for Pei Ling to be able to cultivate half a body of iron bones all these years, and to cultivate to the second level of the Qi Refinement stage, proved his exceptional talent and unwavering determination.
"Under normal circumstances, one complete cultivation of the Bone Forging Art, without the cooperation of the Bone Tempering Pill, would require at least three months, even with the nourishment of many herbs. If you are too impatient, your body will not be able to withstand it and it will only have the opposite effect." Pei Ling rubbed his hands excitedly. "However, I have the system now!"
He eagerly wanted to know the cultivation effects of this system. Therefore, after choosing the cultivation technique, he immediately clicked on [Select Duration]. He originally planned on choosing a shorter time to experience it, but the top choice was [1 year, followed by [10 years, [100 years]…
Pei Ling was speechless…
There was only a [Temporary Cultivation—Smart Duration] at the bottom.
This allowed Pei Ling to heave a sigh of relief. He immediately chose this, then clicked on [One-Click Cultivation]!
"The Smart Cultivation System is at your service!" After the interface flashed twice, it gradually faded away, and the system's voice returned to its normal tone. "Enjoy one-click management and smart upgrades! Now, you can begin the managed cultivation. A gentle reminder: During the cultivation period, the host will lose control of the body. Please do not panic…"
Immediately, Pei Ling felt slight dizziness. Immediately after, an invisible force poured into his body, rapidly arranging his body into a cultivation position.
Right after that, his Dantian heated up slightly as the Bone Forging Art automatically circulated. All the bones in his body felt a sharp pain before they began to break down bit by bit. Under the circulation of the Bone Forging Art, they vibrated at a high speed and rapidly metabolized. Meanwhile, the pores all over his body opened up, and many of the impurities in his body were expelled during this process… The entire cultivation process was smooth, skilled, and even revealed a sense of natural harmony.
Compared to his previous training, he had to divide his attention to multi-task. If he was careless, he would be seriously injured and on the verge of death. The system's supervision was simply an enjoyment.
This system was simply too suitable for a slacker like him!
It was simply a masterpiece of conscience!
Just as Pei Ling was overjoyed, the system suddenly made a "Ding Dong" sound. Immediately, the translucent panel reappeared. "Bone Tempering Pills are missing for cultivation. Please wait a moment…"
"Please wait a moment…"
"Please wait a moment…"
???
This… the system actually requires the Bone Tempering Pill for one-click cultivation? Where am I supposed to get the Bone Tempering Pills for the system??
"Ding dong!" The system notified again, and the words on the interface changed…
"Analysis complete, the system will give you ten Bone Tempering Pills for free."
So good?
Pei Ling could not help but feel energized.
Just as anticipation built, his body suddenly stood up.
?
His body walked out the door without hesitation.
??
He was momentarily stunned. Then, he watched as his body rushed out of the small courtyard at a speed that far exceeded his current cultivation level. Like a shadow, he rushed into the Pei family's Jade Parasol Compound in a few seconds.
At this moment, Pei Ling finally reacted. It was the Jade Parasol Compound!
It was the residence of the disciples of the Deep Sea Sect!
They were important guests that the entire Pei family had to host carefully!
What the???
Chapter 3: One-Click Management, Get Killed Online
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
"System! Stop! This is not a place I should enter!" Pei Ling hurriedly shouted in his heart. As a powerhouse of the demonic path, the Deep Sea Sect had always been tyrannical and ferocious.
The Pei family might be influential in Deer Spring City and could call for wind and rain, but in the eyes of the Deep Sea Sect, the entire Pei family was merely an ant.
He had heard many such rumors before: A certain young master's entire family was annihilated in a night because he did not greet a disciple of the Deep Sea Sect. The skin of his entire family was peeled off and hung on a tree; A disciple of the Deep Sea Sect took a fancy to a certain family's young miss. A certain family did not take the initiative to send the young miss to the other party's door. Their entire family had their blood essence sucked dry by that disciple of the Deep Sea Sect…
The most terrifying thing was that everyone, including Deer Spring City, believed that it was not the disciples of the Heavy Sea Sect who were in the wrong, but those families.
The reason?
It was simple. Being weak was the original sin.
The weak were prey to the strong. For the Deep Sea Sect, after generations of domination, regardless of whether they joined a sect, most of the people here had already accepted the values of the sect from the bottom of their hearts, and they got used to it.
It was apparent how dangerous this Jade Parasol Compound was right now!
Seeing that the system remained passive, Pei Ling's entire consciousness was about to split open. "F*ck, I don't want you to cultivate anymore. Stop! F*ck me! Did you hear me?"
Perhaps sensing his breakdown, the system gave a thoughtful "Ding Dong" sound. "The Smart Cultivation System is at your service with all its might. Enjoy one-click management and smart cultivation!"
Pei Ling wanted to vomit blood. He could not control his body and could only watch as the system controlled his body to rush to the upper room on the west side of the Jade Parasol Compound.
The person living here was the Deep Sea Sect's Zheng Jingshan.
Two disciples of the Deep Sea Sect had come to Deer Spring City this time and were invited by the eldest son Pei Hongnian to stay at the foot of the Jade Parasol Compound.
One of them had never appeared in public before, and no one knew of his appearance, cultivation, or temperament.
As for Zheng Jingshan, he had a high cultivation level. As outstanding as his cultivation level, he was infamous for his viciousness. It was said that to compete for the position of inner sect master, he had not hesitated to kill his father, extract his soul, and refine it into a bloodline divine power that was far more powerful than usual. He had become famous amongst the internal sect.
Bang!
The next moment, Pei Ling helplessly watched as he kicked open the door of Zheng Jingshan's room and strutted in.
"Damn it!!!" Pei Ling felt his vision go dark as he roared in his mind, "System! Are you f*cking unsatisfied with me and want to change to a new host??
His thoughts ran wild, hoping to regain control of his body. However, the system was unmoved, and his struggles were apparently useless.
At this moment, Pei Ling received a grim reminder that he had lived in fear of artificial retards in his previous life.
The system directed his body to quickly circle the screen at the door. Inside was an extremely spacious room with beautiful furnishings. There was a beaded curtain hanging at the carved moon gate that led to the inner room. At the moment, it was shaking slightly, emitting a pleasant sound.
"Sys…" While Pei Ling did not give up to advise the system to calm down, he suddenly felt that someone was staring at him at the door.
Zheng Jingshan?!
Pei Ling could not help but be shocked!
However, he quickly realized that something was wrong, as there seemed to be more than one person watching from behind.
Moreover, if Zheng Jingshan were here, knowing this infamous disciple's temper and cultivation, Pei Ling would probably have died on the spot the moment he entered the room.
After all, he had transmigrated from a prosperous, democratic, civilized, and harmonious society to this world. He had relied on his perseverance to cultivate the Bone Forging Art to the stage of having half his body made of iron. Although he was caught off guard by this system's functions, he quickly calmed down at such a critical moment. "System, what's behind me?"
The system did not react to his call at all. It controlled his body to quickly walk to a corner, and its target was clear. It opened one of the boxes randomly scattered on the ground. It took out a porcelain bottle and poured out ten grayish-white pills.
These were the Bone Tempering Pills.
"Ding-dong! 10 Bone Tempering Pills have been gifted to you! The smart system will continue your cultivation…"
You call this a freaking gift?!
Not gifting my head away?!
Pei Ling wanted to vomit blood!
Immediately after, an even more terrifying scene occurred. His body had no intention of leaving at all. He merely turned around and walked to a futon not far away. His body then assumed a cultivation posture and swallowed all ten Bone Tempering Pills before circulating the Bone Forging Art.
This position coincidently allowed Pei Ling to see the door.?The system did not even shut the door!
"…"
Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch! Hey system, did you hear that?! Son of a bitch!
But soon, he did not have the time to care about the door because he discovered the source of the stares: the screen at the door.
The translucent screen was embroidered with more than a hundred beautiful women who were elegant and lifelike. They were plump, slender, and stunningly beautiful. They either held fans, butterflies, pipa (Chinese lute), zither strings, branches, or foxes… all with different gestures.
However, no matter what they were doing, their gazes were fixated on Pei Ling.
Under normal circumstances, attracting the attention of such a beauty, not to mention all of these beauties were at the highest level of any beauty standards, any straight man would not reject such luck with women.
The only problem was that these beauties were not normal.
Although they were figures embroidered on a screen, the feeling of being stared at by a real person was almost tangible.
Even though Pei Ling could not control his body now, he could feel a chill down his spine.
"The Deep Sea Sect…" A fiendish sect was indeed mysterious.
Although he did not know the problem with this screen, it was clear that it was not easy to deal with.
If it were him, he would have long turned around and left, walking away as far as possible.
No, if he had known the "gift" method of this mentally challenged system, he would not have given it any chance to control him to enter Zheng Jingshan's room in the first place.
Now, he could only hope that Zheng Jingshan would give some face to his junior brother as a guest invited by Pei Hongnian. And that he had left some means to restrict this screen so that it would not injure the people of the Pei family.
Thinking of this, Pei Ling turned the attention back to himself.
He discovered that after consuming the Bone Tempering Pill, the circulation of the Bone Forging Art was over ten times faster than before.
Moreover, the rooms that the Pei Family used to host their esteemed guests had special formations. The spiritual energy here was much richer than in Pei Ling's place. He could clearly sense that his cultivation was rapidly increasing at an unprecedented rate!
Time passed bit by bit… Pei Ling was gradually immersed in the pleasure of continuously increasing his strength. Especially with the noise of metal clashing, all the muscles and bones in his body trembled. His pores opened up and a layer of dark red filth that was like fatty oil was expelled. In the next momen