Transforming like Crazy!

"Vampires."

Bella and her father were shocked to hear this word leave Cassius's mouth. Then they figured it was only natural that he would guess their race just based on their appearances. After all, with a lot of what people saw of vampires on television being true, they could understand the stereotype guessing.

Little did they know that what really gave it away was the recently uncovered crazy b*tch that was Bella…

Cassius had read many light novels during his time as an otaku loser, and one thing he could say for certain was that every vampire, without exception, always had a screw or two loose. Sometimes, they even had too many screws missing from their heads.

In fact, from one story involving three wives turning out to be vampires, there were so many nutso vampire chicks that it had become all but the absolute truth for him.

That truth being: all vampires… were batsh*t crazy!