Kairie

“Unlucky” would be the nice way to describe Lucas’ luck. He wasn’t just down bad. He was practically cursed.

As someone who never asked to exist, he’s had to experience medical torture, imprisonment, and eventually death. And that was just his first life.

Then, just as he thought of escaping his fate, he transmigrates into the body of the Empire’s most useless Flower Vase. 

Great, now he should have status, wealth, and beauty, right?

Wrong.

Because his new body, Young Lord Luca Kyros, was a vegetable. And what’s worse was that no one else seemed to know the truth. To everyone else, he was just your typical rebellious heir. 

He wouldn’t have minded that. He was used to being called a harlot or similar names for being a defective Guide. But the problem was he woke up right smack in the middle of the Royal Military Academy’s Assessment test.

And his double body, the one who should be attending school, perished in an ambush.

So now, he’s forced to resolve his existential crisis while attending a school he never even enrolled in. 

He’ll have to conquer his flimsy body, his brooding roommate, and his picky-eater “dungeon”—all that on top of surviving impending doom.

Someone definitely needs a miracle.

The Royal Military Academy's Impostor Owns a Dungeon [BL]

Unlike everyone who wondered about several mysterious events, Luca and one slightly taller idiot managed to arrive back at school safely.

Luca had to stop himself from humming because he was too excited to check out his haul.

Next to him was a withered Ollie who had been so anxious all the way back that he feared going bald early.

For some reason, even with the immense advancement of technology, male pattern baldness was still the fear of many males. And while he could surgically fix it, Ollie was too scared of pain to do just that.

So, Ollie tossed and turned all night, fearing for Luca, himself, and his poor hair.

A stark contrast to the blonde, Luca and D-29 excitedly began combing through their haul. They had spent 7,000CP on the corruption detector, which was now safely stored in his inventory.

Shopping!