Kairie

“Unlucky” would be the nice way to describe Lucas’ luck. He wasn’t just down bad. He was practically cursed.

As someone who never asked to exist, he’s had to experience medical torture, imprisonment, and eventually death. And that was just his first life.

Then, just as he thought of escaping his fate, he transmigrates into the body of the Empire’s most useless Flower Vase. 

Great, now he should have status, wealth, and beauty, right?

Wrong.

Because his new body, Young Lord Luca Kyros, was a vegetable. And what’s worse was that no one else seemed to know the truth. To everyone else, he was just your typical rebellious heir. 

He wouldn’t have minded that. He was used to being called a harlot or similar names for being a defective Guide. But the problem was he woke up right smack in the middle of the Royal Military Academy’s Assessment test.

And his double body, the one who should be attending school, perished in an ambush.

So now, he’s forced to resolve his existential crisis while attending a school he never even enrolled in. 

He’ll have to conquer his flimsy body, his brooding roommate, and his picky-eater “dungeon”—all that on top of surviving impending doom.

Someone definitely needs a miracle.

The Royal Military Academy's Impostor Owns a Dungeon [BL]

For the record, Luca fainted not because he was weak or sick. Luca fainted because the stench coming from the bones was just too strong!

That was definitely not his fault!

When he came to, Luca decided not to breathe until he could scramble far enough from them.

He was admittedly scared, but he realized that he was probably not going to die from a curse or a bite but from the stench.

So, he decided to don his mask before dealing with the spirits.

"With all due respect, Sirs. Would a good washing be detrimental to your bones?" Luca really had no idea how to ask the dead to take a bath, but he was going to have to try before he followed suit.

He wasn't planning on dying just because he wanted to save some CP.

"See, I told you! It's because you stink!"

"Oi! You say that as if you didn't just stink him to near death!"

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