Kairie

“Unlucky” would be the nice way to describe Lucas’ luck. He wasn’t just down bad. He was practically cursed.

As someone who never asked to exist, he’s had to experience medical torture, imprisonment, and eventually death. And that was just his first life.

Then, just as he thought of escaping his fate, he transmigrates into the body of the Empire’s most useless Flower Vase. 

Great, now he should have status, wealth, and beauty, right?

Wrong.

Because his new body, Young Lord Luca Kyros, was a vegetable. And what’s worse was that no one else seemed to know the truth. To everyone else, he was just your typical rebellious heir. 

He wouldn’t have minded that. He was used to being called a harlot or similar names for being a defective Guide. But the problem was he woke up right smack in the middle of the Royal Military Academy’s Assessment test.

And his double body, the one who should be attending school, perished in an ambush.

So now, he’s forced to resolve his existential crisis while attending a school he never even enrolled in. 

He’ll have to conquer his flimsy body, his brooding roommate, and his picky-eater “dungeon”—all that on top of surviving impending doom.

Someone definitely needs a miracle.

The Royal Military Academy's Impostor Owns a Dungeon [BL]

Any more of this and Sid would likely collapse.

He'd never heard of guardian mechas perishing like this, but there was always a first for everything—Like this open attempted murder that was being done in broad daylight with the chirping of the birds as a background.

Sid never thought that his master would end up like this. But his permissions still hadn't been returned to normal, and all he could do was dread the outcome. The poor mecha even wanted to cover his eyes, but even that was impossible.

He watched as one of the two shorties held out a menacing frying pan above his master's head.

"Ollie, is it going to be okay after you do that? Wouldn't that be too much?" Luca asked, wondering if it was okay to resort to this method.

"I just got him to take responsibility for me earlier. What if it's too much this time?" He couldn't imagine having to answer for another egg on his head, and their contract did say that they must protect each other.

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