Kairie

“Unlucky” would be the nice way to describe Lucas’ luck. He wasn’t just down bad. He was practically cursed.

As someone who never asked to exist, he’s had to experience medical torture, imprisonment, and eventually death. And that was just his first life.

Then, just as he thought of escaping his fate, he transmigrates into the body of the Empire’s most useless Flower Vase. 

Great, now he should have status, wealth, and beauty, right?

Wrong.

Because his new body, Young Lord Luca Kyros, was a vegetable. And what’s worse was that no one else seemed to know the truth. To everyone else, he was just your typical rebellious heir. 

He wouldn’t have minded that. He was used to being called a harlot or similar names for being a defective Guide. But the problem was he woke up right smack in the middle of the Royal Military Academy’s Assessment test.

And his double body, the one who should be attending school, perished in an ambush.

So now, he’s forced to resolve his existential crisis while attending a school he never even enrolled in. 

He’ll have to conquer his flimsy body, his brooding roommate, and his picky-eater “dungeon”—all that on top of surviving impending doom.

Someone definitely needs a miracle.

The Royal Military Academy's Impostor Owns a Dungeon [BL]

Ollie tried his best not to look too constipated. Technically, Luca's strategy would have been acceptable if he had compared the same products.

The catch was that products like his would never see the light of day. Never would such items get to the Star Mall of all places.

Mercenary Guilds were usually sent out to unchartered planets to look for such items. While those that powerful families had kept were rarely sold, when they were, it'd be via an auction.

50,000 Star coins a piece. That should've been the base price. Even now, that was the base price for those with almost negligible spiritual essence.

But what Luca was selling at his online store was something that had never been seen before.

Others would argue that he was just making this up, but he was a Mylor. He sure as hell sucked at everything else, but not with this! His family owned several auction houses, and Ollie knew just how vast the quality gap was.

Interstellar Finance