Kairie

“Unlucky” would be the nice way to describe Lucas’ luck. He wasn’t just down bad. He was practically cursed.

As someone who never asked to exist, he’s had to experience medical torture, imprisonment, and eventually death. And that was just his first life.

Then, just as he thought of escaping his fate, he transmigrates into the body of the Empire’s most useless Flower Vase. 

Great, now he should have status, wealth, and beauty, right?

Wrong.

Because his new body, Young Lord Luca Kyros, was a vegetable. And what’s worse was that no one else seemed to know the truth. To everyone else, he was just your typical rebellious heir. 

He wouldn’t have minded that. He was used to being called a harlot or similar names for being a defective Guide. But the problem was he woke up right smack in the middle of the Royal Military Academy’s Assessment test.

And his double body, the one who should be attending school, perished in an ambush.

So now, he’s forced to resolve his existential crisis while attending a school he never even enrolled in. 

He’ll have to conquer his flimsy body, his brooding roommate, and his picky-eater “dungeon”—all that on top of surviving impending doom.

Someone definitely needs a miracle.

The Royal Military Academy's Impostor Owns a Dungeon [BL]

D-29 watched as the Host finally found something relatively affordable.

After some time of staying beside its Host, Luca, it had never seen him consider anything as cheap.

The little system couldn't understand this for now, but eventually, it would realize that, like most humans, its Host had a spending problem: overspending was only a problem when spending it on oneself!

But D-29 decided to drop a wedge on Luca's grandiose spending!

"Host, that is actually expensive!" D-29 shocked Luca, who was about to make a huge mistake!

"You're saying this is expensive? How could that be?" Luca was actually basing it on how much Ollie spent when they first shopped for these materials. He heard a lot of zeroes and decided to close his ears. The poor money-grubber wasn't ready for the amounts he was hearing!

But D-29 just said these were expensive?

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