Kairie

“Unlucky” would be the nice way to describe Lucas’ luck. He wasn’t just down bad. He was practically cursed.

As someone who never asked to exist, he’s had to experience medical torture, imprisonment, and eventually death. And that was just his first life.

Then, just as he thought of escaping his fate, he transmigrates into the body of the Empire’s most useless Flower Vase. 

Great, now he should have status, wealth, and beauty, right?

Wrong.

Because his new body, Young Lord Luca Kyros, was a vegetable. And what’s worse was that no one else seemed to know the truth. To everyone else, he was just your typical rebellious heir. 

He wouldn’t have minded that. He was used to being called a harlot or similar names for being a defective Guide. But the problem was he woke up right smack in the middle of the Royal Military Academy’s Assessment test.

And his double body, the one who should be attending school, perished in an ambush.

So now, he’s forced to resolve his existential crisis while attending a school he never even enrolled in. 

He’ll have to conquer his flimsy body, his brooding roommate, and his picky-eater “dungeon”—all that on top of surviving impending doom.

Someone definitely needs a miracle.

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No, wait. That would've been better in preserving what little honor he still had.

But Xavier could only choke, his usually overpowering powers and constitution clearly working against him at this point.

Why would Luca say that, of all things?! What about saying thank you like a normal person? But what even was normal?

Technically, Luca was kind enough not to exclaim it. He was rather reverent in murmuring it to Xavier that it should've just been heard by him and the teachers close by.

But that would be the case if they hadn't been studying in a school with all these spiritually blessed people.

So, of course, there were suddenly clanging tableware, coughing fits, and definitely a few spurts of blood.

Xavier also felt like bleeding. He could understand. His organs probably wanted to have internal bleeding right then and there, if not for Luca's expectant face.

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