Kairie

“Unlucky” would be the nice way to describe Lucas’ luck. He wasn’t just down bad. He was practically cursed.

As someone who never asked to exist, he’s had to experience medical torture, imprisonment, and eventually death. And that was just his first life.

Then, just as he thought of escaping his fate, he transmigrates into the body of the Empire’s most useless Flower Vase. 

Great, now he should have status, wealth, and beauty, right?

Wrong.

Because his new body, Young Lord Luca Kyros, was a vegetable. And what’s worse was that no one else seemed to know the truth. To everyone else, he was just your typical rebellious heir. 

He wouldn’t have minded that. He was used to being called a harlot or similar names for being a defective Guide. But the problem was he woke up right smack in the middle of the Royal Military Academy’s Assessment test.

And his double body, the one who should be attending school, perished in an ambush.

So now, he’s forced to resolve his existential crisis while attending a school he never even enrolled in. 

He’ll have to conquer his flimsy body, his brooding roommate, and his picky-eater “dungeon”—all that on top of surviving impending doom.

Someone definitely needs a miracle.

The Royal Military Academy's Impostor Owns a Dungeon [BL]

Xavier's words echoed around the small cabin.

"We're married until one of us dies. In which case, we'd both likely die."

Technically, Luca first zeroed in on the dying part before repeating Xavier's words in his head.

"Huh?" Luca asked, his head tilted to the side, his eyes blinking slowly as his brain loads.

It took a while, and D-29 worried that the Host had lagged. So, like the dutiful system it was meant to be, it decided to help by showing projections of its collective research on marriage.

"Host, it seems like this is what being married is like!" D-29 prompted as the little system flashed its collected visual aids.

It was then that Xavier noticed Luca's complexion changing.

He was turning crimson and fast. And eventually, it looked like he was about to explode.

Was it that bad? Was he so bad as a marriage partner that Luca looked like he was about to go off?

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