Kairie

“Unlucky” would be the nice way to describe Lucas’ luck. He wasn’t just down bad. He was practically cursed.

As someone who never asked to exist, he’s had to experience medical torture, imprisonment, and eventually death. And that was just his first life.

Then, just as he thought of escaping his fate, he transmigrates into the body of the Empire’s most useless Flower Vase. 

Great, now he should have status, wealth, and beauty, right?

Wrong.

Because his new body, Young Lord Luca Kyros, was a vegetable. And what’s worse was that no one else seemed to know the truth. To everyone else, he was just your typical rebellious heir. 

He wouldn’t have minded that. He was used to being called a harlot or similar names for being a defective Guide. But the problem was he woke up right smack in the middle of the Royal Military Academy’s Assessment test.

And his double body, the one who should be attending school, perished in an ambush.

So now, he’s forced to resolve his existential crisis while attending a school he never even enrolled in. 

He’ll have to conquer his flimsy body, his brooding roommate, and his picky-eater “dungeon”—all that on top of surviving impending doom.

Someone definitely needs a miracle.

The Royal Military Academy's Impostor Owns a Dungeon [BL]

And one particular human had insisted on 'monitoring' him as the pet of some Duchy's Lord.

Hmph! What pet?! Thought the shrunken tortoise, who was now wrapped in a suspiciously comfortable silken scarf and hand-fed fruits before being gently rocked to sleep.

The volunteer was Butler Gary, who had just learned about their Young Lord's new pet.

And he came at the perfect time because, frankly, they weren't sure how they'd leave the tortoise in the space with only D-29 and Sid to monitor it.

Sure, the elders would be there, but what could they really do against a guardian beast who was now capable of escaping?

Surely, they didn't create a new monster by doing this, right?

Now, with Butler Gary, hopefully, they wouldn't have to find out!

But even when they do, would they have time for it?

Probably not, considering the laundry list brought by the people of the Duchy.

Gardening Dilemma