Villain Simulator, Ch 426-433

Both Shenhe and Lucas immediately realized something was off. But Keqing and Ganyu remained in the dark. Ganyu, seeing Cloud Retainer's expression change, asked with concern, "What's wrong? Does Junior Sister have some kind of hidden illness?"

Cloud Retainer narrowed her eyes. "Ah-He, come with me. I have questions."

Even the usually calm Shenhe was now clearly nervous. But she would never disobey her master. With a silent nod, she followed Cloud Retainer out.

Knowing Ganyu's sharp hearing, Cloud Retainer deliberately walked several steps further before coming to a stop.

"Speak," she said, expressionless. "What is going on?"

Shenhe knew there was no use hiding it. She didn't know how to feign ignorance anyway. She nodded. "Master... haven't you already figured it out?"

"When you left the mountain, you were still pure," Cloud Retainer sighed. "And now, barely a month later..." She shook her head. "Just tell me—was it that brat Lucas?"

Only moments ago, she'd been calling him "dear son-in-law." Now it was "that brat." But it was no surprise. Her precious cabbage had been eaten, and this gluttonous pig even had the nerve to dig up the other white radish she'd raised too.

If he was given any more leeway, would he dare to dig up the whole field—including the one who planted it?

As soon as Shenhe heard the name "Lucas," cold sweat trickled down her forehead. She immediately knelt on the ground, saying, "This matter is entirely my fault and has nothing to do with brother-in-law. Please... please do not punish him, nor... cancel their marriage."

"Get up, who told you to kneel?" Cloud Retainer stroked her chin and said, "This master only wants to clarify the situation. Just explain yourself clearly."

Only then did Shenhe rise to her feet. Lowering her head, she explained, "When I first arrived in Liyue, I happened to meet brother-in-law. At that time, I already knew the relationship between him and Senior Sister was fake. I was new to the city and unfamiliar with everything, and brother-in-law gave me much assistance. Gradually, my heart fell for him. One night, we happened to drink a little wine, and as a result..."

Shenhe typically never lied, but to protect Lucas, this explanation was unexpectedly ambiguous, mixing seven parts truth with three parts falsehood. Ironically, this caused Cloud Retainer to believe it entirely.

"So that's what happened." Cloud Retainer nodded. "That means you developed feelings for Lucas after knowing he and your senior sister weren't a real couple?"

"Yes," Shenhe nodded again. "Everything is solely my fault."

"If that's the case, then... it isn't your fault after all," Cloud Retainer mused thoughtfully. "You grew up isolated in the mountains with a simple heart; encountering a man you developed feelings for, it's understandable you found it difficult to control yourself... How do you plan to handle this?"

"He already belongs to Senior Sister," Shenhe murmured. "Before tomorrow's wedding banquet, I will pack my things and return with Master to Mt. Aozang, cultivating diligently and avoiding worldly matters."

"Cowardly!" Unexpectedly, Cloud Retainer scolded her harshly. "This master doesn't recall ever teaching you to retreat when encountering difficulties!"

Shenhe was slightly startled and asked, "Master, you mean...?"

"If you like him, go and fight for him!" Cloud Retainer said sternly. "Forget about you, a junior sister, liking your senior sister's man—even if I, your master, liked my disciple's man, I wouldn't care about such trivial formalities. When it's time to act, act!"

"Master...? You..." Shenhe asked in surprise, "Do you also like brother-in-law?"

"I... I was merely giving an example," Cloud Retainer's face turned slightly red as she continued, "Liyue doesn't have rules about monogamy. It's not a big deal for the two of you to share one husband—even adding myself into the mix, making three women sharing one husband, would be perfectly acceptable."

"Master..." Shenhe tentatively asked, "Was this also just an example?"

"O-of course it was," Cloud Retainer quickly nodded. "It seems the lessons I've given you about reading others' expressions and communication skills were poorly learned."

Shenhe felt a wave of confusion. Why did Master always entangle herself in these examples?

To Cloud Retainer, Ganyu and Shenhe were both precious like the palm and back of her hand. She didn't wish to see either of them saddened or hurt, hence she had come up with this "simplest and most straightforward" solution.

"So..." Seeing Shenhe still hesitating, Cloud Retainer continued, "Have you made up your mind?"

"I think... it's better if I leave," Shenhe sighed. "If nothing else, I truly don't wish to attend tomorrow's wedding."

Indeed, seeing the man she loved marry another woman—even Shenhe found that somewhat unbearable. Leaving early to avoid witnessing it was preferable.

"Alas, foolish child..." Cloud Retainer stretched out her hand and gently stroked Shenhe's head, her eyes softening as if seeing again the stubborn little girl from ten years ago. "Since you've decided, this master won't say anything more..."

"No... you can't!"

Unexpectedly, at that very moment, Ganyu suddenly emerged from behind them, her expression complicated as she said, "Junior Sister, you... you can't leave!"

The sudden appearance of Ganyu startled both Cloud Retainer and Shenhe.

"Ganyu? Strange..." Cloud Retainer muttered, somewhat puzzled. "If I recall, your hearing shouldn't be that sharp."

"That was several centuries ago. After all this time, I wouldn't remain completely stagnant..." Ganyu sighed helplessly. "I... I heard everything you two said just now."

Shenhe looked complicated. "Senior Sister, I..."

"Junior Sister, it's alright. I'm not blaming you," Ganyu smiled gently. "Master is correct. There isn't any right or wrong in this matter. Besides... don't you feel this home would be a bit too lonely with just two people?"

Even someone as dense as Shenhe now understood Ganyu's meaning. She murmured softly, "Senior Sister, you mean..."

"Exactly," Ganyu extended a hand towards Shenhe. "Stay with us. From now on, we'll be family... No, we've always been family, haven't we?"

"As expected of my child," Cloud Retainer nodded approvingly, eyes filled with praise. "Ah-He, surely you no longer have any reservations?"

"S-Senior Sister!"

Finally unable to hold back, Shenhe threw herself into Ganyu's embrace, quietly sobbing.

"There, there, don't cry." Ganyu gently patted Shenhe's back. Given that Shenhe was considerably taller, the scene unexpectedly had a certain cute contrast.

Seeing this, Cloud Retainer's face also revealed a faint smile. "In that case, tomorrow's wedding arrangements may require some 'minor' adjustments."

......

Elsewhere.

"Hey, what's with you?" Keqing glanced curiously at Lucas, who stood quietly beside her, appearing strangely nervous. "You seem very anxious—worried about Shenhe?"

Worried?

Indeed, he was quite worried.

However, what concerned Lucas wasn't Shenhe's physical well-being.

With Cloud Retainer's medical skill, she had likely already discerned that Shenhe was no longer pure. Whether Shenhe admitted it or not, the only person capable of committing this "misdeed" was undoubtedly himself.

"Mm..." Lucas nodded absently. "But she's not mortal, so... she should be fine, right?"

Although he said that, he felt increasingly restless.

No, as a man, how could he let Shenhe bear this alone?

That's right—he'd go and clarify everything with Cloud Retainer and Ganyu right now. Even if they wanted to punish him, he, Lucas, would accept it!

Having made up his mind, Lucas moved forward, but after just two steps, he saw Cloud Retainer returning alone.

"How is she?" The straightforward Keqing asked first. "Did something happen to Shenhe?"

"It's nothing serious." Cloud Retainer stared intently at Lucas, enunciating slowly. "She was merely startled by the illusions from earlier."

"So she was startled..." Keqing visibly relaxed, patting Lucas's shoulder. "Feeling better now?"

Startled?

Lucas couldn't tell if Cloud Retainer had another implication behind her words. But her expression still unnerved him, so he tentatively asked, "Why did you come back alone? Where are Ganyu and Shenhe?"

"According to adeptal customs, a bride cannot see the groom the day before the wedding," Cloud Retainer said lightly. "Even if this wedding is merely a show for those adepti clans, no carelessness is permitted."

"What about Shenhe?" Keqing asked doubtfully. "She's not getting married, so why did she disappear as well?"

"She... is naturally assisting her senior sister with preparations," Cloud Retainer explained. "Yuheng, today's arrangements must have troubled you."

"Don't mention it. Naturally, I'll help out when it concerns the adeptus," Keqing smiled. "If there's nothing else, I'll take my leave."

"Leaving already?" Lucas casually asked. "Will you come tomorrow?"

Keqing frowned slightly, replying, "I... won't come."

Even though she knew this wedding was purely for show, seeing Lucas marry someone else would inevitably leave her feeling uneasy. Better out of sight, out of mind.

"Why not?" Lucas mused. "Could it be that you..."

Keqing's cheeks flushed slightly. Internally, she was startled—had he guessed her feelings?

But Lucas rubbed his chin thoughtfully, saying, "Could it be you don't want to give a wedding gift?"

"I'll give you a big fat head!" Hearing this, Keqing immediately flared up and kicked Lucas in the leg. "Am I really that stingy? If you ever truly marry, I'll definitely... send you a lavish gift!"

"You brat, you truly lack manners. I really wonder what those two... ahem, what exactly Ganyu sees in you," Cloud Retainer rolled her eyes at Lucas, then turned to Keqing. "Ah yes, thank you again for your help today. It's just a small token, but please accept this."

Saying this, Cloud Retainer produced a delicate white porcelain bottle, handing it to Keqing. "These pills were refined by myself. Although they aren't particularly rare, they should be quite beneficial to your current condition. Take one each during the middle and end of every month—remember this carefully."

Though she claimed they weren't rare, adeptal pills were not casually refined. Even average ones required many precious ingredients and decades of refining to produce a single batch.

"In that case, I'll gratefully accept." Keqing accepted the pills and bowed respectfully. "Thank you!"

Watching Keqing's departing figure, Cloud Retainer nodded appreciatively. "This generation of the Liyue Qixing isn't half bad."

"You're praising me so openly..." Lucas scratched the back of his head bashfully. "I'm feeling a bit embarrassed."

After all, having just recently confirmed his identity as a member of the Qixing, this compliment wasn't entirely misplaced.

"Who was talking about you? I meant Yuheng," Cloud Retainer retorted irritably. "The banquet dishes for tomorrow's wedding are your responsibility. Handle this task with care—those adepti clans are exceptionally picky eaters."

"Relax!" Lucas patted his chest confidently. "Leave it to me!"

So, Lucas was now also a hidden shareholder of Wanmin Restaurant, conveniently taking this opportunity to bring the restaurant a substantial business deal.

Of course, though it sounded good, ultimately Lucas still had to foot the bill himself.

"But... perhaps it's just my imagination," Lucas said suspiciously, "Cloud Retainer, I feel that today… you seem particularly unfriendly toward me."

"When exactly," Cloud Retainer replied with a faint smile, "did you ever get the mistaken impression that I was friendly toward you?"

Huh?

Why did this remark sound somewhat odd?

"I just feel you're especially cold toward me today," Lucas narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "Is Shenhe… really alright?"

You still have the nerve to ask that?!

Cloud Retainer almost snorted in anger, but for the sake of tomorrow's "wedding" going smoothly, she had no choice but to nod. "Of course she's fine. We still have to prepare tomorrow's clothing and decorations. I'll leave the rest to you."

"Understood," Lucas nodded. "I'll absolutely ensure everything is flawless."

Flawless?

Cloud Retainer sneered inwardly. Once the truth inevitably "leaked" tomorrow, he wouldn't be able to take it back.

Naturally, Lucas then went straight to Wanmin Restaurant to place tomorrow's order.

Though Wanmin Restaurant couldn't match the elegance of Liuli Pavilion or Xinyue Kiosk, its advantage lay in being down-to-earth. Chef Mao eagerly rubbed his hands, delighted at this order. After all, the dishes Lucas requested weren't cheap—this one deal alone could easily sustain the restaurant for half a year.

Of course, Lucas didn't tell Xiangling and the others that the banquet was actually his own "wedding." He simply said that Ganyu's household was entertaining guests.

...

Nighttime.

Due to Cloud Retainer's previous rule that bride and groom must not see each other before the wedding day, Lucas unexpectedly found himself sleeping alone for the first time in a long while.

Though he'd been accustomed to sleeping alone previously, after spending some nights with Ganyu, the empty pillow beside him now left him feeling inexplicably hollow.

How much longer would days like this last?

After tomorrow's wedding, once Cloud Retainer left, their "couple contract" would presumably come to an end.

[What's this? Feeling reluctant now?]

As if sensing Lucas's mood, the system's voice appeared once again.

"No simulations," Lucas decisively replied. "Tomorrow's my big day. I need to conserve my energy."

[Why are you always like this? Is the simulator really the only thing left between us to talk about?]

"You… What else do you want to chat about?" Lucas asked, somewhat confused.

[How about running a simulation?]

"…Get lost," Lucas muttered.

[Just kidding. Now that you've just finished the Tianshu selection, you're under no real pressure, so I doubt you want to run simulations.]

"True," Lucas stretched lazily. "At least let me rest for a few days."

[As your system, naturally I'll follow your arrangements completely. But as an observer, I'm curious—what do you plan to do next?]

"First, of course, is solving this issue," Lucas raised his hand, glancing at the "Ring of Manipulation" on his wrist with some concern. "I didn't pay much attention to it earlier, but as my strength keeps increasing, the threat from this thing seems to grow as well."

[Compared to the Ring of Manipulation, I'm afraid the other troubles you'll soon face will be far more problematic…]

"What did you say?" Lucas hurriedly asked, "Are there other enemies?"

[I've already said—I can't reveal more secrets. Or rather, from the very beginning, I've already told you who your true enemy is…]

"Why have you also started speaking in riddles? I've told you countless times not to copy Zhuzhu's style," Lucas replied impatiently. "And don't give me that 'your greatest enemy is the evil inside your heart' nonsense. That trope's outdated now."

[In short, just rest well these few days. But remember, despite your rapid growth, your current strength still isn't at the very top in Teyvat. So…]

"Alright, alright, stop trying to pressure me," Lucas sighed. "You're just pushing me to use the simulator more to improve my strength, right? Let's do this—give me three days off. On the evening of the third day, we'll start the next simulation."

[Appointment confirmed. Please look forward to it.]

"There's really… nothing to look forward to…"

Lucas closed his eyes, yet felt strangely nervous, as if truly anticipating his wedding day. He eventually drifted into an uneasy sleep.

...

The next day, noon.

Lucas had experienced plenty of extravagant meals before. Yet, at other people's weddings, his primary concern—like most guests—was simply when the food would finally be served, along with guarding against elderly folks discreetly packing away entire dishes.

Of course, he'd once caught a bridal bouquet unexpectedly at his cousin's wedding. Yet reality quickly proved that catching bouquets and gaining romantic fortune were largely superstitions.

After catching the bouquet, what awaited him wasn't love, but a transmigration package courtesy of the Villain Simulator.

Wait a minute…

Thinking carefully now, he indeed was about to have a wedding—even if it was only a pretend ceremony. Didn't that indirectly prove that catching bouquets wasn't entirely meaningless?

Adeptal weddings didn't differ much from ordinary mortal ceremonies. Or perhaps, after spending so long living among humans, many adepti had already adopted mortal customs.

Fortunately, Ganyu's residence was spacious enough to comfortably host an open-air wedding. At the center of the expansive courtyard, an intricately carved ceremonial platform with a stone base had somehow appeared unnoticed.

How exactly had they moved this thing in?

Even with Shenhe's incredible strength, carrying a platform weighing several thousand jin through the front gate would be impossible. Not to mention its exquisite carving—this kind of work would require several skilled artisans over a month to complete.

Unless… someone adept at Geo-element manipulation had helped?

Not Ningguang. She was far too busy with work to spare time for this.

Wait, that's…

Upon seeing a familiar figure, Lucas instantly understood the origin of the stone ceremonial platform.

Zhongli?

Indeed, a woman of graceful stature was standing on the ceremonial platform, her figure standing out among the crowd of adepti.

Given her abilities, crafting this stone ceremonial platform must have been as easy as molding clay for her.

Not only that, but she was dressed in a formal gown, resembling a wedding officiant.

Could it be that Cloud Retainer had invited her to officiate his wedding?

Lucas couldn't help but smile bitterly. Zhongli had served as a guest at Wangsheng Funeral Parlor and perhaps even officiated funerals before. However, inviting her, who officiated funeral rites, to preside over a wedding felt somewhat off.

Moreover, only a few adepti, including Cloud Retainer, were aware of Zhongli's true identity. Wouldn't these adepti be confused seeing a "human" woman at a wedding?

In fact, it was quite strange.

This so-called wedding, from another perspective, had already turned into a rare grand gathering for these adepti in centuries. Many of them had even started addressing each other as "fellow immortals."

As for the "human woman" on the ceremonial platform, many of the younger adepti, who had lesser seniority, found it puzzling.

However, the older, more senior adepti, the clan heads and elders, seemed to understand. They gave subtle signals to the younger generation to avoid questioning her.

Anyone invited by an elder-level immortal like Cloud Retainer surely had an extraordinary identity. Even if she wasn't the Geo Archon, her status would surely be close to that of an Archon. It was best to show respect.

These seasoned immortals, who had lived among mortals for so long, had long since adapted to human ways of life.

For immortals, it wasn't about battles or killings; it was about understanding human relationships and etiquette.

Although many of them were coveting Ganyu's bloodline, since she had already married, their strategy now had to shift—they needed to find a way to ally with her.

This began the moment they walked through the gates of Ganyu's residence.

"The Bai Ze family sends a Xiaoyue Ruyi Ding."

"The Bi Fang family sends a set of Jiutun Baza Kirin Armor."

"The Xie Zhi family sends a pair of exquisite mandarin duck Ruyi Jade Pendants."

"The Xu Kun family sends a hundred Hui Dalang Autumn Chickens."

...

These gifts were far from ordinary—each one a treasure from the prestigious families, whether it was a fine weapon, a spiritual pill, or rare beasts.

For example, the "Hui Dalang Autumn Chicken," despite its name, wasn't just any chicken. It was a rare breed with two silver combs on its head, split down the middle, resembling a middle part hairstyle.

It was said that these chickens would "dance upon hearing the crow," gracefully swaying to the sound of crowing. If cooked, they were not only delicious but also had the effect of prolonging life.

Although, with Ganyu's wealth, she wasn't particularly interested in these gifts, receiving them as an "unexpected fortune" wasn't necessarily a bad thing.

Cough...

As Zhongli cleared her throat lightly, the previously noisy courtyard suddenly quieted down.

Even though most of the attendees didn't know her true identity, just the presence of her aura and voice made it clear she was no ordinary person.

"I am Zhongli. It is my honor to officiate today's wedding. I thank you all for taking time out of your busy schedules to attend this banquet," Zhongli said expressionlessly. "Now, please welcome the groom to the stage."

"I thought that woman was a guest at Wangsheng Funeral Parlor?" someone in the crowd whispered. "Wouldn't it be bad luck to have her officiate a wedding?"

"What are you afraid of?" another voice scoffed. "Lady Ganyu has the bloodline of the Qilin, a body of auspicious fortune. She'll surely handle it just fine!"

Lucas took a deep breath and walked up to the platform. He wasn't usually one to get nervous, but seeing all the adepti and influential figures of Liyue Port below did make him uneasy.

Although many knew that the groom was human, just seeing him ascend the stage still left some unsettled.

After all, many of the young heirs to immortal families viewed marrying Ganyu as their lifelong goal. To have it snatched away by an apparently "ordinary" human left them feeling frustrated.

If this were any other time, these second-generation heirs, who feared nothing, would have at least muttered a few words of discontent as Ganyu, their goddess, was taken away.

Yet, for some reason, just seeing Zhongli standing behind Lucas created an invisible pressure that made them all immediately shut their mouths.

"What are you standing there for?" Zhongli whispered in Lucas's ear. "Say something."

Perhaps because Zhongli was standing behind him, Lucas now felt emboldened. He raised his voice and said, "I am deeply honored that all of you could attend this wedding. From today onward, Ganyu is my wife. The responsibility to continue the immortal bloodline is now mine to carry."

Though the words sounded polite, they carried a hint of sarcasm.

To translate: Ganyu is mine now, and our future children will be mine—so don't get any funny ideas, you lot.

Several of the immortal sons who had been yearning for Ganyu could hardly contain their anger upon hearing this. Lucas, seeing their reaction, couldn't help but feel a certain satisfaction. He continued, "However, don't feel too regretful. In a couple of decades, as Ganyu and I have children, you talented young men will still have your chance…"

"Alright, stop talking," Zhongli silently placed a hand on Lucas's shoulder. "If you keep this up, the wedding might truly take a bloody turn."

Lucas was relentless, and even Zhongli couldn't watch him dig himself deeper.

"Now," Zhongli continued, "please welcome the brides to the stage."

Finally, it was time?

Lucas felt his palms growing clammy.

But then, he realized something was off. Did Zhongli just say "brides"?

With the sound of footsteps, a delicate red carpet seemed to spring to life, stretching all the way to the ceremonial platform. Lucas's eyes widened in surprise as he saw Cloud Retainer walking down the center, holding the hands of not one, but two brides, both adorned in the same splendid phoenix crowns and wedding robes, radiating grace and majesty!

The guests were stunned.

Lucas was also stunned.

Is this a buy-one-get-one-free deal?

Of the two brides, one was undoubtedly Ganyu. That much was clear.

After all, while the other brides had their veils neatly arranged, Ganyu's veil was distinctly raised in two little tufts on her head, obviously supported by two horns.

As for the other bride, she appeared considerably taller than Ganyu, with a much more impressive bust. No need to guess—this could only be Shenhe. Such a figure was rare even with a searchlight.

No wonder Cloud Retainer had been so mysterious yesterday, even forbidding Lucas from seeing the bride early. It seemed she had been planning this all along.

Lucas wasn't slow to understand the reason.

It must have been when Cloud Retainer had checked Shenhe's pulse yesterday that she realized Shenhe had already lost her purity to him.

That's why she had wanted to marry Shenhe to him, but the drama with Ganyu still had to be played out.

So, Cloud Retainer, not willing to hold back, decided to marry both Shenhe and Ganyu to him. In truth, it was all for show—no harm done to either side.

Furthermore, since the marriage had already been "decided," Lucas couldn't possibly reject it.

In fact, Cloud Retainer had overthought it—who would pass up such a good thing?

The only reason Lucas might reject was if his body couldn't handle it.

"Everyone must be wondering why there are two brides in this wedding," Cloud Retainer stood tall at the front of the stage, her presence commanding as she spoke. "The reason is simple: Today, Cloud Retainer is doubly blessed, and I am marrying both of my disciples to this man, Lucas!"

Please, don't add "this guy" at the end!

Lucas muttered under his breath, mildly annoyed at being referred to like that.

"They are both Lucas' wives," Cloud Retainer continued. "Their statuses are equal, and they shall be called sisters."

"Lady Cloud Retainer!" At the table, an elder stood up, his expression serious. "You may have allowed Ganyu to marry an ordinary human, which is one thing, but making another disciple his concubine, that's acceptable? But two brides as primary wives? Isn't that breaking the rules of hierarchy and status?"

The elder, with his red hair mixed with a few feathers, was none other than Bi Yun, the patriarch of the Bi Fang family. His disciple, Bi Yan, had suffered defeat at Lucas's hands not long ago, which left him disgruntled. Now, seeing a chance to make trouble, he was eager to speak out.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have the guts to challenge Cloud Retainer directly.

After all, even these immortal families, though they had traces of divine blood, were still far beneath Cloud Retainer in status.

"Bi Yun, are you really meddling in matters that don't concern you?"

Suddenly, a lively voice interrupted. A girl with pink hair and a Xie Zhi hat stood up with a smile, saying, "I've studied Liyue's laws for many years. While most of Liyue Port still follows the one-man-one-woman tradition, there's no formal law that abolishes polygamy, is there?"

This speaker was none other than Yan Fei, the legal expert representing the Xie Zhi family at the wedding. Her parents were traveling, so they couldn't attend.

Yan Fei had collaborated with Lucas during the Tianshu selection, and though their partnership seemed strained at times, deep down she was still inclined to help him.

Moreover, even without considering him, Ganyu had always treated her well, and she couldn't stand to see her wronged.

Bi Yun gave Yan Fei a sideways glance, snorting coldly, "I thought it was someone important, but it's just the little one from the Xie Zhi family. Know your place—don't interrupt when the elders speak!"

"Tsk, tsk," Yan Fei clicked her tongue and said, "Though I'm young, my seniority is considerable. During the Demon God War, my father and your ancestor fought side by side, brothers in arms. By seniority, you should be calling me 'Great-Aunt,' right?"

Not only was Yan Fei born after the Demon God War, but her lineage, as well as the purity of her immortal blood, put her on the same level as Ganyu. However, due to her youth, her reputation was still not as high as Ganyu's.

Upon hearing this, the surrounding immortals couldn't help but laugh, and Bi Yun, who had been ready to argue, suddenly fell silent. He muttered under his breath, "You… You…"

Seeing Bi Yun's red face, Lucas couldn't help but laugh, but just as he was about to, Ganyu gently tugged at his sleeve, warning him to hold back.

"However," Yan Fei continued, "I've heard that despite marrying so many wives, you still haven't had a single son or daughter. Is your body… not up to it?" Yan Fei thoughtfully stroked her chin, "No, no, maybe it's your name—Bi Yun? Doesn't that mean 'contraceptive'?"

At this, Bi Yun's face turned crimson. He slammed his hand on the table and shouted, "Impertinent!"

"Impertinent is you!"

Just as things were heating up, a cold voice suddenly came from behind Bi Yun. "This couple is a perfect match, who are you to oppose them?"

Bi Yun immediately flared up, flames enveloping his body as he angrily shouted, "Who dares to speak so boldly?"

His stomach had been simmering with anger for a long time. He knew he couldn't challenge Cloud Retainer or Yan Fei directly, but now he found a scapegoat to vent his frustrations.

However, as he turned, he was instantly doused with cold water, his arrogance evaporating in an instant.

Standing before him was a handsome young man with green hair and golden eyes.

Although he was not tall, he unconsciously exuded a kind of oppressive aura that made newcomers instinctively fearful.

"What's wrong?" The young man crossed his arms and said indifferently, "Want to have a go with me?"

"N-no… I wouldn't dare! So... so it's the Conqueror of Demons," Bi Yun said with a dry laugh, "What brings you here?"

That's right, this young man was none other than Xiao.

Although Cloud Retainer held a high status, aside from having a somewhat eccentric and arrogant personality, she was not particularly dangerous.

But the Conqueror of Demons was different—if you provoked him and made him unhappy, he could just declare you a monster and wipe out your entire family without giving you any chance to argue.

Even going to Rex Lapis would be useless, for Xiao was one of his most valued former subordinates, holding a status comparable to that of Ganyu.

As the head of the Bi Fang family, Bi Yun's status in Liyue was by no means low; even when facing the Liyue Qixing, he could stand proud without fear, but in front of Xiao, he inevitably seemed a bit meek, even showing a hint of flattery.

However, Xiao ignored him completely, walking straight up to the ceremonial platform and saying, "Moon Carver and Mountain Shaper are unwilling to descend into the mortal realm, so they entrusted me to deliver their wedding gifts, along with a message."

"Oh?" Cloud Retainer smiled and asked, "What did they say?"

Xiao slightly turned his face, glanced at the guests behind him who harbored ill intentions, and said indifferently, "The Adepti are of one lineage and one spirit; the matters of Cloud Retainer are their matters. If there are any fools who dare to cause trouble at this wedding... those two will definitely show up to support her."

Good heavens, this wasn't just two Adepti coming to back up the wedding.

This was basically like calling in Superman to referee a schoolyard fight.

Sure enough, as soon as these words were spoken, the immortal descendants who had previously voiced their dissatisfaction about the two women marrying the same man immediately shut their mouths, fearing they would cause trouble and get themselves into serious trouble.

"Everyone, regarding this wedding…" Cloud Retainer said calmly, "Does anyone still have any objections?"

Everyone shook their heads in unison, terrified of being seen as one of those "fools" Xiao had mentioned.

"In that case, the wedding shall proceed," Cloud Retainer turned around, squinted at Lucas, and said in a low voice, "These two children are my cherished ones. From today on, I entrust them to you. If you dare to make them unhappy, hehe…"

That seemingly casual sneer nearly scared Lucas' soul out of his body.

"In that case, the wedding shall proceed," Zhongli looked at the three of them, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Please have the groom stand in the middle, with the two brides on either side."

After all, Rex Lapis had lived for thousands of years; she had witnessed countless occasions.

...Well, this occasion was indeed a first.

Ganyu and Shenhe stood on either side of Lucas. Just like the groom, they both seemed a little nervous. Ganyu even carefully took Lucas's hand. This emissary of the Liyue Qixing who had traversed Liyue for over three thousand years now had the same shy mindset as a girl newly married.

Seeing that the three had taken their places, Zhongli nodded slightly and began to recite the wedding vows in a loud voice: "Rejoice at the union consummated today; may the destined bond be fulfilled. Poetry sings of guan-guan ospreys; elegant songs praise unicorn steps. May your progeny thrive for five generations, may good fortune open to the two southern lands. With united hearts and shared virtues, establish a harmonious home. Respect each other like honored guests and enjoy eternal joy like fish in water. Assist each other with sincerity and forge an oath as inseparable as mandarin ducks. With rituals overseen together, unite three surnames in auspicious matrimony. Sing poems of growing old together and pray for a century of tranquil happiness… thus witnessed."

For some reason, as he watched Zhongli solemnly recite the wedding vows, Lucas felt a fleeting illusion, as if he had once experienced a similar scene somewhere.

Perhaps, in some unknown plane, he and Ganyu had already held their wedding ceremony once.

At this moment, the immortal guests each had their own thoughts.

Some still harbored resentment, some adopted a "none of my business" attitude, and some were full of anger but had no outlet for it.

Of course, there were also quite a few who truly offered their blessings.

After all, Ganyu, as a veteran-level immortal of Liyue Harbor, had, more or less, helped and benefited many of these immortal families. Except for a few families who coveted Ganyu's bloodline, most of the other immortal descendants had genuinely come to attend the wedding.

Especially the younger immortal descendants like Yanfei, who had basically assimilated with mortal society; apart from the faint trace of Adeptus blood in their veins and perhaps slightly longer lifespans compared to humans, there was actually little difference.

...

That night.

The banquet hosted by Wanmin Restaurant emphasized one thing: plentiful food and drink. This wedding feast lasted from noon until nightfall, with the dishes never once ceasing to be served.

Although all the Mora spent were paid for by Lucas, the behind-the-scenes shareholder of Wanmin Restaurant, the wedding gifts they received today were so abundant that even just one of them could easily cover all the expenses.

"Five of a kind! Six-six all the way! A pair of treasures! Time to drink!"

At this moment, our groom Lucas was sitting at a table, playing drinking games with a young man from a immortal family, having a great time.

Lucas was outgoing and forthright, and these young immortal descendants were still just young people. After the elders gradually left and with the alcohol flowing, the atmosphere quickly became lively.

"Hey, hey, you over there from the Spiral Turtle Clan—you're supposed to be a beast from the water! How come you're drunk after just a little bit? You're too weak!" Lucas teased as he drank, poking fun at his newly made friends. "And you, little Deer Shu brother over there—I heard that wearing your clan's fur can bless someone with many offspring. Forget the fur; why don't you just pluck a strand of hair for me instead?"

"Is it a lot? Not really!" The little Deer Shu quickly covered his head, whose amount of hair was about the same as Luo Xiang's, and shook his head vigorously, "That's all superstition! Don't believe it!"

Everyone burst into another round of hearty laughter.

Not far away, two tall women were sipping tea and casually chatting.

It was Zhongli and Cloud Retainer.

"You're quite willing," Zhongli said indifferently, "to even marry off both of your children."

"What do you mean, 'marry off'…" Cloud Retainer shook her head and said, "This was their own choice. I merely went along with the flow."

"Oh?" Zhongli raised his eyebrows slightly and said, "So, you're rather optimistic about Lucas?"

"Just picking the best among a bunch of dwarfs," Cloud Retainer said flatly, "Still better than marrying them off to some strange men."

"I actually think he's quite good," Zhongli mused, "When I taught him Genius Invokation TCG before, I observed him as well. This person is definitely not destined to remain ordinary."

Although Cloud Retainer verbally claimed she couldn't see anything special in Lucas, hearing Rex Lapis praise him so highly still made her secretly pleased.

After all, gaining the approval of the Geo Archon wasn't an easy feat.

"Of course, I do have some discernment," Cloud Retainer couldn't help but become a little smug, "Otherwise, Ganyu and Shenhe wouldn't have taken a liking to this guy."

"That's certainly good to hear," Zhongli narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "But I fear..."

"What are you afraid of?" Cloud Retainer asked quickly.

"This man seems to have a peculiar charm," Zhongli nodded, "Since he has won Ganyu and Shenhe's hearts... it won't be long before other women might take a liking to him."

"What's there to be afraid of?" Cloud Retainer was unconcerned, "Anyway, Ganyu is number one, Shenhe is number two, and they've already been claimed. Any future women who come into the family will have to be content with playing second fiddle!"

Zhongli couldn't help but smile at this.

Not long ago, Cloud Retainer had said the two wives were equal, but now she was saying those who came later would have to be content as secondary wives.

It seemed Cloud Retainer's possessiveness hadn't changed.

But what puzzled Zhongli more was Cloud Retainer's focus. It seemed she didn't mind her son-in-law seeking new partners.

Of course, the way immortals think was different from that of mortals. Even Zhongli herself didn't see anything wrong with it.

At that moment, a loud "thud" echoed.

A guest, clearly drunk, had collapsed onto the ground, causing a burst of laughter from around the table.

"Alright, it's about time," Cloud Retainer stood up, somewhat displeased. "This guy, too busy fooling around, has probably forgotten that two people are waiting for him in the bridal chamber!"

"Let me go nudge him," Zhongli stood up as well, "You've worked hard today, go rest soon."

"It's not even that bad," Cloud Retainer confidently said, "When it's time to care for grandkids, that will really be tiring."

Zhongli: "..."

...

"Drink, drink!"

Lucas, holding a cup, didn't understand why his lively companions had suddenly fallen silent, putting down their cups in fear.

Turning around, he saw a black-haired beauty standing behind him, saying gently, "Everyone, it's getting late. Today is Young Master Lucas's big day, and it wouldn't be polite to keep the brides waiting."

Though the young immortal guests didn't know Zhongli's true identity, they instinctively felt an unexplainable sense of fear in her presence. It was as though they were students playing cards in class, caught by the strict but beautiful teacher.

Though, in some stories, there might be strange developments, generally, students would already be lined up in fear.

"Well… since it's like that, we'll take our leave first!"

"We'll talk more some other time, let's drink another day!"

"Take care of yourself, Lucas..."

The guests quickly stood up and fled, eager to escape.

Zhongli grabbed Lucas and lifted him up by the shoulder. "I'll escort you to the bridal chamber."

Lucas, eyes half-lidded from drunkenness, murmured, "Zhongli... Master Zhongli? There's no need for you to trouble yourself, I can walk by myself."

He was flushed, smelling of alcohol, looking like a drunkard, but Zhongli merely said calmly, "Enough of the act, I know you're not drunk."

This made Lucas flinch slightly. He scratched his face awkwardly. "You... you saw through it?"

Yes, with the "Never Drunk" talent, Lucas could drink with anyone, even with Beidou facing a full barrel, and he wouldn't even blink.

"A truly drunk man has a dazed look, and his steps are unsteady," Zhongli said lightly, "The most telling sign is that a drunk man usually tries to take advantage of women. There's no way you're acting that proper."

Lucas felt a little guilty.

If it were any other woman, Lucas would probably be hesitant, but Zhongli was the Geo Archon. If he dared make a move, both his life and his hand would be forfeit.

"Alright, alright, I'll just say it," Lucas sighed helplessly. "Once we get to the bridal chamber, it's going to be awkward facing two women, so I thought I'd pretend to be drunk."

"That's not a bad idea," Zhongli steadied Lucas's shoulder. "Let's go. I'll help you, or you might slip up."

"Thank you, Master!"

Lucas felt touched, his body leaning against Zhongli's. The fragrance of ancient incense filled his nose, and he couldn't help but casually sniff along the way.

"What are you sniffing?" Zhongli asked expressionlessly.

"Nothing... nothing!" Lucas blushed deeply, quickly explaining. "Just... thought I smelled something, uh... like antique fragrance on you."

"Odd description," Zhongli shook her head. "Alright, we've arrived. The room ahead is yours. Hurry, don't keep the bride waiting."

"Mm..." Lucas nodded, stepping forward. "Thanks."

As he left, Zhongli stood quietly, sniffing her sleeve thoughtfully. "Antique fragrance... Could it be... the smell of age?"

...

Meanwhile, in the bridal chamber.

"Damn it!"

Shenhe angrily threw off her veil, glaring out at the dark sky. "What is that guy doing? How dare he leave us here waiting?"

"Ah-He, don't worry," Ganyu hurried to soothe her. "He's probably still dealing with guests."

"What's there to deal with?" Shenhe crossed her arms, her expression frosty. "If he doesn't show up in the next fifteen minutes, I'll lock the door and make him sleep outside."

"Shh!" Ganyu suddenly perked up, hearing the sound of footsteps approaching. "That's his footsteps, he's right outside."

"Finally, he's here," Shenhe hid behind the door, whispering. "When he comes in, I'll scare him from behind the door. If not, I won't be able to vent my anger!"

Ganyu smiled wryly. Though helpless, she didn't have time to stop her. In the next moment, the footsteps reached the door, and a loud knock echoed, followed by a heavily intoxicated voice saying, "Wife... I'm back from fooling around outside!"

Hearing this, Shenhe's expression darkened again, her fists cracking with a "clack, clack" sound.

"Creak~"

With the sound of the door being pushed open, Lucas staggered in, slurring his words, "Drink! More drink!"

Unlike Shenhe, whose anger had peaked from waiting so long for Lucas, Ganyu felt a pang of heartache seeing him so drunk. She quickly grabbed his arm, frowning slightly, "You reek of alcohol... how much did you drink?"

"Just... celebrating, y'know?" Lucas pretended to be bleary-eyed but had already squinted to scan the room, spotting Shenhe in her red bridal attire hiding behind the door, looking eager to pounce.

Sure enough, without a word, Shenhe stepped forward and raised her leg, aiming to kick Lucas in the back. But he reacted swiftly, pushing Ganyu down onto the bed with him, causing Shenhe's kick to miss entirely. Unable to stop her momentum, she slipped and did a full split on the floor.

Are you trying to imitate the Captain or something?

Luckily, Shenhe was flexible. With a swift flip, she was back on her feet. If it were someone less trained, they might've ended up with a torn crotch.

Even so, the muscle strain made her frown slightly. She thought to herself, Seems like I've been slacking since coming down the mountain—my flexibility isn't what it used to be.

Damn it!

Shenhe wasn't about to give up. She raised her hand, ready to leave a handprint logo on Lucas's back.

Meanwhile, Lucas sprawled on top of Ganyu, feigning drunkenness, "Ganyu, where's Ah He? Just you here?"

Hearing this, Shenhe froze mid-swing, her hand hovering in the air.

"Ah He?" Ganyu glanced at Shenhe and asked softly, "Why? Do you need her for something?"

"I ran into Cloud Retainer earlier..." Seeing Shenhe hesitate, Lucas sighed in relief internally and continued spinning his tale, "She told me some things about Ah He."

Shenhe nodded slightly, and Ganyu pressed, "What did she say?"

"She said Ah He isn't like you. She's had a tough life since childhood, born under the 'Lone Star and Calamitious' fate, making it hard for her to connect with others. That's why she's so cold..." Lucas sighed. "Cloud Retainer told me to take good care of her in the future, to treat her just as well as I treat you, and never to bully her."

As Cloud Retainer had said, Shenhe usually only had three expressions: no expression, anger, or the prelude to anger.

But now, hearing Lucas's fabricated words, a rare look of emotion flashed across Shenhe's face. Tears glistened in her uncovered eye.

Ganyu, meanwhile, smiled warmly and asked, "And what did you say?"

"I said... don't worry, I'll treat you both equally!" Lucas mumbled. "But then Cloud Retainer said she might've overthought it. 'That Shenhe of mine is so strong and quick-tempered—if anything, she's the one who'll bully you. You'd better be careful. If you end up missing an arm or a leg someday, don't say I didn't warn you.'"

At this, an angry "#" mark appeared on Shenhe's forehead.

Though her master wasn't wrong, hearing it out loud still stung.

But then, Lucas suddenly raised his voice, declaring firmly, "I said, 'With all due respect, Master, that's not fair. Even if you're my elder, I have to disagree. Marrying Shenhe is something I'll never regret. Sure, she might seem hot-tempered, cold, violent, all brawn no brains...'"

Shenhe's softened fist instantly clenched again.

"But..." Lucas pivoted, "deep down, she's actually a very gentle girl. The violence is just her armor. I believe if I treat her well, she'll... treat me gently too!"

If there was one skill Lucas hadn't gotten from the system but honed through countless simulations, it was acting. He was a natural.

Seeing the mood was set, Lucas "accidentally" turned around and "noticed" Shenhe standing there. He widened his eyes, murmuring, "Ah He, you..."

"What about me?" Shenhe's face flushed slightly. "You knew what today was, yet you drank so much?"

Success!

Though Shenhe still seemed a bit annoyed, the fact that she hadn't struck meant his little performance had worked.

"Alright, alright," Ganyu, sensing the tension easing, mediated, "Lucas didn't mean to drink so much. Let's just... call it an early night."

"Early night?" Shenhe's lips curled into a smirk. "Even someone like me, raised in the wilderness, knows that the wedding night isn't for sleeping."

Ganyu, though pure-hearted, wasn't naive. She immediately caught Shenhe's meaning, hesitating, "But he's this drunk..."

"It's fine," Shenhe grabbed Lucas's collar, smirking. "I know this guy too well. He's got two brains—they don't interfere with each other. If the top one's drunk, the bottom one's still fully functional."

Shenhe got Lucas.

Normally, a drunk man wouldn't be able to perform.

But Lucas was built different. Plus, he wasn't even drunk.

"R-really?" Ganyu's face reddened. "I don't believe it."

"Don't believe me?" Shenhe released Lucas. "Watch this, Senior Sister."

With that, she lowered her head. The sight made Ganyu's already flushed face turn even redder.

Lucas gripped the bedsheet, trying to control himself with sheer willpower.

The result proved Shenhe right—Lucas's two heads were independent of each other.

"Ahem..." After a while, Shenhe lifted her head. "Your turn, Senior Sister."

"Me?" Ganyu's face was burning. She waved her hands. "I... I don't know how."

"I didn't either at first," Shenhe shrugged. "You'll figure it out with practice."

Truthfully, Ganyu wasn't completely clueless—just a bit less experienced compared to Shenhe. To avoid embarrassment in front of her younger (by millennia) junior sister, she played dumb.

This was one of the few times Ganyu had ever lied.

But watching Shenhe's effortless confidence, Ganyu couldn't help but wonder...

How is she so good at this?

Just how many times has she done this behind my back?

I was here first!

Though Shenhe's relationship with Lucas had progressed faster, Ganyu had technically met him first.

Back then, Ganyu was still the leader of the Yuehai Pavilion, while Lucas was just a errand boy for Keqing.

She never could've imagined that, not long after, she'd be doing this with her junior sister and Lucas.

As for Shenhe?

She was secretly thrilled.

Growing up under Cloud Retainer's tutelage, she'd always heard praises about her unseen senior sister, Ganyu, and had idolized her.

But now, seeing Ganyu "outmatched" in this area—even needing her guidance—filled Shenhe with an inexplicable sense of pride.

"Here, just try it," Shenhe said, playing the expert. "Just be careful not to scrape him."

"O-okay..." Ganyu nodded and lowered her head.

The two took turns, looking like sisters sharing a chocolate parfait to the uninitiated.

Though both wielded Cryo, their styles were worlds apart.

Shenhe was a blizzard—relentless and fierce. Ganyu was a gentle snowfall—soft and tender.

The contrast in rhythm was something only Lucas could fully appreciate.

"See?" Shenhe flicked him lightly. "Told you it'd work."

"W-what now?" Ganyu's face was practically dripping with blush.

"Ah, right—you've never done this before," Shenhe resumed her "expert" pose. "Let me demonstrate."

With that, she took a deep breath and slowly lowered herself.

"It's easy," Shenhe gestured. "Like rowing a boat. Go on, try."

"Mm..." Ganyu nodded and took the baton.

The next morning...

Though Shenhe was among the strongest of her generation, she was the weakest of the trio. Exhausted, she was still fast asleep.

Ganyu, having stayed up too late, was also catching up on sleep.

Only Lucas sat up, stretching.

Seeing his two brides beside him, he felt dazed—almost unable to believe this was real.

After dressing and stepping outside, the warm sunlight confirmed it: this wasn't a simulation. It was reality.

If this were a transmigration novel, he'd probably be nearing the finale.

But life wasn't fiction.

Lucas still had unresolved matters—chief among them, the truth behind the "Villain Simulator" and the troublesome "Ring of Manipulation."

"Morning," Cloud Retainer suddenly appeared behind him.

"Cloud Retainer?" Lucas blinked. "Wait, should I call you 'Mother-in-Law' now?"

"Shenhe's parents are long gone, and Ganyu's are still alive. Though we're like family, I'm not actually their mother. 'Mother-in-Law' is too much," Cloud Retainer shook her head. "I am me, they are them. You marrying them doesn't change that. Understood?"

Lucas nodded vaguely. "Sort of."

"Your comprehension needs work," Cloud Retainer sighed. "But why are you up so early? Two hours of sleep—can your body handle that?"

"I'm fine, I don't need much sleep..." Lucas paused. "Wait, how'd you know I only slept two hours?"

Did she eavesdrop last night?

No way—a dignified adeptus wouldn't stoop to that.

"You're wondering if I was listening in, aren't you?" Cloud Retainer raised a brow. "The noise you three made was impossible to miss. The rooster crowed three times before you finally quit. That's two hours."

Lucas flushed. "My apologies."

"Nothing to apologize for. Humans are so repressed—even mountain beasts are louder," Cloud Retainer turned. "Follow me."

"Where to?" Lucas asked.

"To get you some food," she said without looking back. "Young men need to take care of their health. Moderation is key—I don't want Ganyu and Shenhe widowed too soon."

Cloud Retainer cooks?

His question was soon answered in the dining room.

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