"A vampire? Which kind? Living statue? Toxic girlfriend? Vanilla ice? Hardcore rapist? Grave defiler? Way too much money? Alien?"
"What are you talking about? Uh, anyway, about her type, I think she is a noble. She has red eyes and everything."
"Oh! Vanilla ice?! Are you currently under attack?!"
"No, but… she keeps coming to my house. I am afraid she is planning to attack me soon. I tried killing her but even my uncanny bullets don't work. Could you catch her please? I don't feel safe anymore with her around. She—"
"Just to be sure, is your address the 77 Fraternity Street?"
"Uh, yes. Does that mean—"
"Don't forget to come to school tomorrow!"
*beep**beep**beep*
"... Is someone going to come? Anyone?"
Nobody came.
In the end, I was stuck with her. It was annoying but I couldn't do anything about it so I just gave up at some point.
But then, one day, the situation changed.