Welcome, host!

"This is certainly one of the most shitty welcomes I'd ever seen in my life, man—"

I heard a voice ring inside my head as I continued puking on the brown, dry leaves scattered across the forest.

Large trees surrounded us, and the sun had already set, making it harder to see through the black haze.

"We need to find shelter as soon as possible, it's almost night and we do not want to be roaming around with the beasts here… especially when you are puking your guts

out—

I get it.

This is something every individual goes through the first few times they travel space and—"

My Grandma's voice faded into the background as a weird and strangely sentient mechanical voice rang inside my head once again.

"Awww man! Type shit- I've seen my great share of villains and tragic heroes.

But none of them had been willing to pull stars and rainbows out of their mouth to welcome me.

You're quite a piece, huh?"