bearateme_

“You ever get the feeling that your life wasn’t really yours? 

Yeah…I wish I was just paranoid.” 

I’m Noah. 
Not the chosen one and definitely not the villain. 
Just…some guy. 

At least, that’s what I thought until everything started. 

Until I realized my life had a script. A plot. A damn Author pulling the strings. 

Now? Every move I make feels like someone’s watching. 

I’ve got nobles trying to kill me, allies I can’t trust, and a future already written in ink. 

But here’s the thing—
I’m not following the script anymore. 

Let the world burn, let the heroes rise and fall. 

I’m getting out. I’m breaking the story. And if the Author doesn’t like it? 

He might as well write my rage in the next chapter too~
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Cons:
The premium chapters lock at chp 24. 
The pacing of the book is slow since I’m building the whole background and lore before everything gets revealed so if you can’t wait for the whole thing to peel out like layers of an onion, beware.

Villain Hiring: Help! Author Wants Me Dead

My pride had taken a hit, and I was gonna show them just what all I could do when triggered.

They could roast me all they wanted.

Because I was going to win this damn treasury challenge.

Even if I had to fumble through every system menu to do it.

"Alright," I said, lines forming on my forehead and cracking my knuckles. "Formation again. Let's go."

"Wait," Erza asked suddenly. "Did you even check if the point share's actually working now?"

Aurelia pinched the bridge of her nose. "Dear gods. I'm filing a complaint with the System. Or Grandpa. Or fate itself."

"Yup," Seraphina said flatly. "We're so doomed."

I raised a finger. "Okay, one more beast, and we'll check if it splits properly. Deal?"

The Treasury