Drunken Chaos

Xia Yuqing's eyes sparkled with joy. She stared at Lu Jinchen with big, bright eyes, as if she couldn't wait to see him remove all his clothes the next second. "Yes, yes! Beauty, strip for me! Strip for me right now!" she cheered, speaking the most hooligan-like words with the most innocent expression.

Lu Jinchen stared at her, unsure whether he should be amused or frustrated. Should he be flattered? Offended? Concerned for his own safety?

But before he could process his emotions, Xia Yuqing gasped dramatically. "Wait! No stripping yet!" She raised her hand with the dignity of an empress about to deliver a decree. "PLAY THE MUSIC!" 

However, when no sound came, she pursed her lips. She looked to her left and then to her right. Realizing there was no one to play the music, she became disappointed. "Beauty, give me two seconds. I'll arrange the music for you!"