Weirdest Dream Ever... Oh wait nevermind

Rick Pov 

"Who the hell are you?" Was the first thing I heard after my game crashing; did I break into somebody's house accidently again? 

I then get hit in the face by the hilt of a sword by some guy cosplaying as a warrior of some kind, except it's real or at least looks real. Though the sword strike barely hurt me, okay what the hell's going on. 

Finally gaining my voice I say, "Look man I don't know what kind of cosplay you got but if you hit me again, we're going to have some problems!" Except what I didn't realize I knocked the two guys flat on their ass in this hallway that looks like it was built with ancient architecture, the most shocking thing I was choking out the guy who smacked me, with one hand!

And outside looked like a warzone, bodies everywhere, fire everything is on goddamn fire and then I begin to try to get out of here but then I remember I'm stilled holding a guy. 

I immediately drop him and begin to ask if he's okay only to get hit in the back of the head... My vision blurs for a little bit but then I hear somebody say or shout "Spare him!". 

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As I begin waking up, really going to thank the guy who basically saved me, and my apparently super-human ass. 

Speaking of that if I have superpowers and am apparently in ancient history I'm going make a goddamn name for myself. God given me an opportunity to see which ones real and which ones are fake. 

"Hey, so your awake." I turn my head around to see a guy entering the room I'm in and we seem to be on a ship, so this is interesting. 

"Yeah, sorry about almost choking somebody, I just woke up, and I was scared. I saw three heavily armored men around me in a place I don't know." So that's the best I could come up with, the entire truth, I'm a horrible liar. 

Hearing this the glasses guy sits down with me and begins to say, "What? Well, to answer some of the questions on your mind, you were in Troy, and you just woke up there? That sounds pretty weird though for some reason I feel like you're not lying..." 

Getting up a little bit I asked him who he was, his name was Polites, he seems like a pretty chill dude. Reminds me of an old man I used to know sad he died only of 2 years of me knowing him. 

"So, what's your name?" Polites asks me, I quickly make a fake name "My name is Rikkusus, but you can call me Rick for short." 

"Sure, Rick." After that short conversation Polites introduced me to the crew they have consisting of 600 men so a lot of meat... That's a pretty bad joke. 

Though he introduced me to his captain and other important dude, Odysseus the captain a white guy with black darkish brown hair and a beard, and Eurylochus a black dude who has a small amount of hair. 

Me and Odysseus were friendly with each other though he kept on asking me if I'm some demi-god or at least a magically being. Though Eurylochus didn't trust me like at all and considers me an extra mouth with no purpose, I sometimes want to finish what I started on him. 

So, what better to do than try to find out if you have more than one superpower? Basically, I asked if there was a sparring area or training area, turns out the ship is pretty big enough to store 100 or more men so there's some extra room to fight and train. 

When showcasing my abilities by sparring against other people, I wrecked them, put this in mind, me average smuck just single handedly bested multiple soldiers in hand-to-hand combat almost easily. 

It's like everything I could do in Blade and Sorcery I can do here... wait Blade and Sorcery, super-human capabilities, being transported to ancient times. This means only one thing; I have powers belonging to that of a blade and sorcery character... MAGIC LET'S A FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!!!

Now how do I access magic or that fancy telekinesis skill? Before I could even think more a rock fell into my hand... except this rock was that special inventory one from blade and sorcery, but it was different instead of just having inventory it had all kinds of things in it. 

A spare change of clothes and armor for me to wear a sword that had a tier so I could imbue it, a way for me to travel to the base with the big rock of magic and just my home island, and dungeons... 

These provide me the crystals and a stress relief alternate way without anybody getting hurt, anybody who's real and not fake. Though I feel like Hector could beat some monsters, right? 

As I was rambling on in my head the soldiers thought I was going crazy as I'm looking at the rock like it's the messiah, especially after I tossed them around doing my best not to kill them. 

Though in their heads, I wanted to torture them... Probably why we weren't given weapons after that, and only why Eurylochus would attempt to spare with me after that. Talking about some "I have to conquer the beast" or something like that. 

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It's been three days since I got on this damn ship and now my newfound buddy Polites and other semi buddy Eurylochus got with the captain on the tip of the ship? I still haven't learned all the fancy ship thingy's only knowing how to row and I do it damn fast. 

Superhuman gifts I guess... speaking of those things I only have gone once to the island teleporting there, and possibly I have no idea if it works, I can maybe bring some people with me. Though that doesn't matter cause dear lord, why in the WORLD WERE THERE AN MINATURE ARMY OF AT LEAST 100 PEOPLE?! 

I'm stronk but I barely did it and only had a weapon after killing at least 40 people because they couldn't let me, so I had to grab a corpse and start swinging it around like a madman at them... They finally backed off and I grabbed a dagger and antique sword, then I attempted to do slowmo but then realize I need crystals, and then I killed them brutally by tossing the dagger into their heads stabbing them with the sword and then when I couldn't grab the dagger from the pile of corpses it was in, I grabbed another sword, and killed the rest of them. 

I may have developed some sadistic and then to top it all off my rock works like a camera as well but like equivalent to 48k or something cause it's really good... bad thing is it recorded me slaughter people like animals in both a 3rd and first person, how? It can summon a bird or raven that's mechanical and records it. 

Good news the island habitants are now 0 besides the animals roaming around and the house is mine to keep, "Rikkusus, get ready I'm taking you to the island." I turn around behind me to see Odysseus tossing me a new sword and some armor they wear, it somehow is perfectly my size, Blade and Sorcery shenanigans I get guess. 

(Next is the cyclops baby!)