Ball's-deep Virgin

"What the actual fuck is going on?"

Despite the stakes of the situation or literally being balls deep in a girl he never even kissed, Theo somehow, by some unexplainable force of sheer fucking will, managed to keep somewhat calm.

Somewhat calm, as in, he didn't scream and jump away from the girl nor did he make use of the opportunity to just accept the situation for what it was and just rail her down to get his fair share of the fun.

No.

Instead, even though all the signs on heaven and earth pointed to the two of them completing the deed while his consciousness wasn't there… He just froze on the spot, keeping his eyes strictly glued to the girl's flushed face despite just how much he stood to earn from looking just a little bit down.

'If I look down, I'm gay.'

Using the strongest spell he could recall, Theo somehow managed to maintain his sanity and led his will to triumph over his desire, refusing to become a mere slave to his own lust.