Chill_Capybara

Isekai'd After Getting Trucked: Now My Butler's a Psycho and I'm Engaged?!

Blam. Depressed dude gets isekai’d via Truck-kun.  
Crash Plack - Wakes up in a medieval room with a 7-inch glow-up. 
"Haha, my dong feels bigger."
But wait... feng shui is sus, and the door is locked.  

Cue existential crisis:  
"Got hit by a truck. Now I’m here. Why?"

Out the window: medieval cosplay vibes.  
“Is this a medieval convention or…?”  

Resting vibes -> Finds bookshelf.  
Random smut novel.  
…makes himself at home.  

Knock, knock.   
Enter: Rizz Bidi, unhinged old "butler" who smells regret and cheap beer.  
"Congrats, young master! You're marrying Valeria now!" 
"Marry the who now!?"  

Forced cheers from disgruntled employees.  
"Why’s everyone blushing? Oh, it’s my new big dong energy."  

"Welcome home, Master!"
Plot.exe loading…

Villainess, I'm Gonna Edge!

Bitch. What the fuck did you just say to me!?

Skib was angry. Angry enough to want to fuckin slap that bitch. However, he was a coward, a huge useless spineless coward.

"H-how were you supposed to make negotiations if you insult your direct partner?"

Skib magically for no reason at all was able to speak smoothly even if he had zero social skills. Looks like Rizz gave him the rizz energy to act like a person.

"You are a fool with a penchant for indulging in the company of harlots." Valeria responded.

Chapter 4. Simp