Cash, Cock, Quest

The rules for the "best game" are picky but easy. Players look at stuff like gameplay, graphics, story, and how tough it is. Some say a game's the best if it nails all that. Others just need one part they love—like a killer story or badass fights—and it's their top pick.

For me, Nexus World was the best game ever. No, scratch that—calling it "the best" doesn't even cut it. It's fucking unreal.

"Heh, heh," I laughed like a nut, staring at my phone screen. I'd checked it a million times already, but I couldn't stop. My bank account glowed back at me, and I grinned like an idiot.

My account—usually broke as hell—was fat for the first time in my life. The balance screamed clear as day: twenty thousand four hundred sixty-six dollars, plus some loose change.