The Christmas Goat Lady Krampus

December 24th, Christmas Eve

It was Christmas Eve and true to the cliché, nothing was stirring in your apartment this night. Nothing except you, that was. Insomnia had struck, leaving you with no hope of sleep for the foreseeable future. For now, you were sitting on the couch, idly watching late-night reruns of those old stop-motion Christmas specials until morning came. You were by your lonesome this Christmas, not having enough money to pay for a plane home to visit your family, which contributed a fair bit to your morose mood.

You dropped the cup of eggnog you had been nursing from when you heard the rattle of chains. From inside the house. "The fuck?" You whispered to yourself. Panic seized your body up. Was it a burglar?

You weighed your options. You could just run out. Into the December air and snow barefoot and tipsy. Didn't seem ideal in your mind. Fighting didn't seem wise either, you had no idea whether the intruder was armed or not and risking it was suicide. Hiding it was then. The broom closet would have to do.

The space was cramped, just like everything else in your apartment, but it was better than getting murdered for whatever crap you had that the robber might find valuable. All you could do was hold your breath and pray. You weren't hearing things; the heavy stomping footsteps confirmed it. There was those chains again.

'What the fuck is going on?' You thought. They were getting closer. 'Fuck! Fuckfuckfuck!' was all you could think. Footsteps across the floor headed toward the closet. 'Just take the damn laptop!' you silently cursed. The heavy thump of what sounded almost like…hooves? On the floor was going to be the last thing you ever heard.

You sucked in your breath and stood frozen in place. 'Please, please, please, don't find me.' It was silent for a minute, but it might as well have been forever. Soon though, you heard the thump of their feet start to grow softer, leaving the room. You then exhaled loudly with relief.

That was enough to set the intruder into a sprint toward the closet. The door shot open, and you saw a hand reach out to grab you. In a panic, you did the only thing your frazzled mind could think of at that moment. Which was to immediately shoulder-charge the intruder the second the door was open.

"Ah! Vhat the hell?"

Unless you were mistaken, that sounded like a woman. A German(?) woman? Whoever they were, his blind charge had clearly blindsided them, sending them off-balance and backwards toward the Christmas tree you had put up. The intruder tried to reach out and grab something nearby to attempt to break their fall. They snatched a long string of garland wrapped around the tree, but it broke away except for a piece tied to the top which forced the intruder to spin and wrap their left hand and wrist in the prickly decoration. They tumble fast and hard, and the scrambling only makes things worse, wires and lights only tightening around as they flair while falling to the ground, their shadowy form quickly becoming entangled and traced with green bristles from the decorations.

CRASH!

By the time the incident is over, the intruder is bound up in Christmas decorations. You stood up and flicked the light switch on, finally revealing the intruder to you. It was… a very bizarre sight. The first thing your brain processed was that you had heard right, the intruder was a woman. An incredibly shapely woman. Her struggling against the makeshift rope often flaunted her wide hips and sent her massive tits bouncing in a very distracting way. However, even that couldn't distract you from the woman's strange appearance. For one thing, she seemed to be wearing what appeared to be a red robe, lined with what might have at one time been white fur, but it was covered in what looked like shoot and ash. Underneath, well she wasn't wearing much, a pair of red trousers and a tattered sweater, with heavy iron chains wrapped around her wrists. Another thing was that the woman's appearance was, well there was no other way to describe it, goat-like.

She wasn't wearing shoes or boots, her feet ended in a pair of cloven hooves and what skin she had exposed was covered in a thin layer of dark brown, almost black fur. Finally, her face was very thin and angular, not ugly, far from it, actually, even with how strange she looked. Bright yellow eyes locked onto you from underneath a crown of curling goat-like horns. The intruder snarled, showing off sharp, yellowish teeth, and tried pulling her arms every which way, her mammoth chest hanging low and swaying around, as she lets out a frustrated grunt.

"You!" She hissed as you took a few tentative steps closer. "You let me out of zis right now or I swear I- vait…" She cocked her head to the side, staring at you in confusion. "You are not a kind!"

Kind. Wasn't that German for kid? "Well duh," You shot back. "Of course I'm not a kind!"

"The vhere is Tommy Nelson? He has been naughty and needs discipline! You cannot hide him from me!"

Tommy Nelson? Wasn't he that dumb kid who cut up your tires that one time? Miserable little shit made you late for a lecture. Wait, discipline? There was no fucking way. "Are-are you…Krampus?"

The woman – Krampus – rolled her eyes. "Of course, I am, duumkopf. I am not ze Grinch certainly." She went back to glaring at you. "Now, vhere is ze Nelson boy? Is this not apartment 58 of 1502, Evergreen Drive?"

"This is apartment 52." You informed her. "Nelson lives six doors down."

Krampus's yellow eyes widened. "VHAT!?" She screeched. "How did I-" A look of realization came across her face. "Silver Belle" she hissed. "Ich werde diese hochnäsige Elfenschlampe erwürgen!" Krampus sighed heavily and ended up looking back at you again. A sheepish (pun not intended) look came across her face. "Uh…vhoopsies? Heh…heh…"

"'V-vhoops? You break into my apartment, scare the hell out of me, all over a kid who isn't even here and all I get is a whoops?"

Anger (and admittedly a buzz from the eggnog you drank) pumped through your blood and to Krampus's shock, you stormed over to her and dragged her still-bound body over to your couch. She could do little but groan in protest as you grabbed her by her horn and pushed her forward, making her bend over your lap as her huge jugs jiggled. There was a sinister gleam in your eye as you rolled back your sleeve.

"I think its time you get a taste of your own medicine." You muttered.

"Vhat the fuck- " Krampus clenched her teeth and growled as you smacked her fat ass hard, making her impressive rump wobble vigorously. The strike rocked her forward, but your grip on the garland binding her kept her from falling off your lap. "Stop it, you fucking – HUHN!" Another sharp slap, this one landing on the opposite cheek, hard enough to rattle the chains wrapped around her wrists. You showed no mercy to Krampus's thick ass, not even as tears started to trickle down her blushing cheeks.

You stopped only for a moment, breathing heavily. Krampus lied sprawled across your lap, shivering. Unconsciously, your hand settled on her right asscheeks, pressing into the doughy texture of her rear. You spied a glistening trail running down her thigh. You hesitated, frowning.

"Are you enjoying this?"

Krampus squeaked in shock and rabidly shook her head. "Nein! I am not, I svear!"

"Don't lie to me, you naughty little slut," You hissed.

"I svear! I svear! I'm not naughty, please!"

"I don't believe you," you growled. You dragged Krampus by her horns until she was sitting upright in your lap, facing you. She was panting, her giant tits heaving up and down in your face. "Vh-vhat are you doing?" She whimpered as you ripped off her shirt, exposing those huge tits tightly packed in a green and red striped bra. You licked your lips and raised you hand up high…

… and Krampus let out a shocked squeal as your powerful palm SLAPPED across her massive, sensitive breasts. Her tits swung from side to side, jiggling wildly in her festive bra. You didn't hesitate to slap her breasts again, brining fresh tears to her eyes. She whimpered under the assault and tried to pull away, but you grasped her chin in your palm and squeezed her face between your fingers, forcing her to look at you.

"If you're gonna be a naughty slut," you hissed. "Then I'm going to punish you like one."

"I-I am not nauugghty!" She wailed, but you showed her no mercy. You held her still and brutalized her world-class tits with slap after resounding slap. Krampus whined and bit her lip, trying not to lose her mind to the overwhelming strikes. "Please, stop…huhnngh…" Her moans of pain were mixed in with pleasure; as much as she hated to admit it, the punishment was making her soaking wet down below. This was like something out of a bad holiday porno!

Krampus caught your eye. You were staring at her chest – massive and vulnerable. You reached for your zipper.

"Vhat…?"

To her shock, you tugged down your pants and freed your dick – and to her greater shock, it turned out to be fucking massive. She gulped and shied away from you as you forced her to her knees. "Ungh…you can't be thinking…" Even as she spoke you grew harder and harder, your cock bulking up with desire for Krampus's obscene body. You seized the garland keeping her arms pinned to her sides and tore it away. She whimpered softly, despairingly, as you led her hands to your cock. When she felt your throbbing member between her palms, she squeezed it automatically, an animalistic response she couldn't hope to control. "Please…" she said again, one last desperate plea. She knew that, if this went any further, she wouldn't be able to help herself…

You felt the same way. You were practically going into heat. "Krampus… wrap your tits around my cock, and start pumping."

Krampus gave another low whimper… and obeyed. She lifted her giant breasts and slid them over the tip of your erect cock, then pushed them down so your huge, needy member pushed into the pillow valley – your cockhead finally kissing her chin. She held eye contact with you as she guided her weighty breasts up and down, squeezing them tightly together. You sighed in pleasure, then grasped a big fistful of Krampus's hair and gave it a sharp yank.

"Now you're…getting into it…" you said breathily, shocked by how wonderful it felt to your cock wrapped up in Krampus's giant tits. You rocked your hips back and forth, fucking her tits gently at first, but picking up the pace as Krampus stroked harder and faster. You encouraged each other, slowly ramping up the tension, never breaking eye contact, until the only sound was your hasty breathing. Krampus used her biceps to squish her tits tightly around your massive cock, she didn't even notice when she lowered her head, opened wide, and wrapped her lips around your cockhead in a sucking vacuum-seal.

"Mmp...schlp...schlp..." Krampus gazed up into his eyes intently, moving on automatic, only dimly considering the fact that she was sucking your cock. She stuffed her right cheek full of your throbbing meat, bulging it out, while her biceps continued to manipulate her giant tits up and down, up and down. One pink nipple had already slipped free from her bra, and she flinched when you reached down to flick the stiff, needy bud. "Mmhn..." She watched you stroke a hand up the flank of her excessive tit, up her shoulder and neck...and cup her cheek in your hand. You guided her forwards, urging her to take more and more of your colossal cock inside her mouth — even when it was clear no more would fit. "Glrrk...glhk...grrg... She rumbled and coughed and gagged, blowing strings of spit down your massive shaft as it pulsed intimidatingly between her tits. She stopped squeezing her world-beating breasts together and instead grasped your hips, sweat rolling down her toned, curvy body freely as she stared in disbelief down the enormity of your shaft. She knew what you wanted her to do...but was it even possible?

Krampus's violet eyes rolled back, her shoulders hiking into sharp steeples as you squeezed her hair in both hands and went to down on her slutty throat. You barged your hips back and forth, back and forth, fucking her throat with all the strength you could conjure. You made Krampus's tits bounce around wildly between your legs as you madly stuffed every last inch of your oversized dick down her throat, again and again and again! She gagged and spat pathetically, unable to stop the assault — and if she could, would she have wanted to? Krampus's sweet lips pushed in and out of her mouth as You facefucked her at full-force, your balls smacking her chin and neck repeatedly. You twisted her hair around your fists, each twist signifying a ramping-up of your pleasure, until your knuckles scraped her scalp and finally, you let out a desperate snarl of bliss. You rooted yourself balls-deep in Krampus's throat, hunched over her head, and exploded a thick tide of fertile jizz straight into her mouth!

At last, you uttered another deep groan and pushed her back by the forehead, freeing his dick from her throat's tight grip all in one lurching motion. You glanced down at Krampus.

"Bend over."

When you pressed your cockhead against Krampus's tight pussy, she whimpered and clenched her teeth together. You slapped her reddened asscheeks to make them bounce, sending a jolt through Krampus's entire body, making her shoulders tense and her breasts rock, as she rose up even higher on her tiptoes. Then you secured a tight grip on her waist and leaned over the trembling slut, getting ready to breed her tight pussy. "Uoghh---!" She'd never felt anything so pleasurable in her life. Her knees pressed together, and she clenched her teeth hard as she hit a sudden orgasm — squirting all down her thighs like a broken faucet, whimpering and gurgling as she gave into the ultimate bliss.

"Good girl," you said, patting her hip — before seizing a palmful of it and starting to thrust. Krampus yelped as you rocked her back and forth, slamming you massive cock balls-deep in her guts again and again, gaping her pussy beyond repair as her tits slapped over the couch. You smacked her ass as you pumped, beating her cheeks like some kind of instrument, sending them rippling in another direction whenever they settled into one rhythm. "I hope...you're learning...your lesson!" you shouted between deep, powerful thrusts, then leaned forward and hooked an arm around Krampus's neck — bringing your chest into contact with her back while you rutted her. Her asscheeks rippled each time you collided with her, slapping and clapping his monstercock deep inside her while they both sweated and panted for air.

"Hn, hnngh, ah~!" Krampus cried, her eyes fluttering up and back slightly as she fought for air. You clamped down on her neck, constricting her airflow even further than before, focusing all his efforts on ruining her pussy so that no other man would ever claim her. Your thrusts rang throughout the apartment; you was making his mark on Krampus, ensuring she'd never forget tonight.

"Gonna...cum...!" You snarled, prompting Krampus to go cross-eyed as you squeezed her neck and buried yourself balls-deep in her pussy. "Vait---" Krampus hissed as you pulled out — then squeaked as you SLAMMED you dick into her tight little pussy, spreading her wider than ever before! Her tongue flopped from her mouth, and she squealed as you dumped a massive load in her womb! She gurgled and pawed at the couch, but nothing could help her now; You kept blasting her womb for a long time, rocking against her fat ass, grinding your giant cock balls-deep in her clenching pink pussy...until at last, your balls were empty.

You huffed and puffed over her, staying on top with her legs between your own, your dick rooted in her pussy. After a long time, you pulled slowly back, letting your giant, flaccid cock emerge from Krampus's cunt soaking and dripping cum-ropes. Once vacated, her cunt oozed a constant white slop down her thighs, while she whimpered and lowered her head to the couch. All thoughts of her 'learning a lesson' had been forgotten; You slapped her thick ass and stood up, Krampus following not long after.

You both stood there, a bit awkwardly, for a little moment before Krampus spoke up. "Umn…you zaid ze Nelson boy is in apartment 58, ja?"

Bemused, you nodded.

"V-vell, that's that then. So…you better be good, o-or I'll have to come back next year!" She 'warned' with a red face. She let out a small whimper as you stepped closer, invading her personal space with a small smirk on your face.

"I'll be sure to keep that in mind." You said, running your hand against one of her curling horns, causing her to shiver at your touch.

Krampus's face was beet red and swiftly spun around, her tail literally between her legs. She fled from your apartment, shouting "Merry Christmas!" over her shoulder as she ran.

You watched her go with an amused smile on your face and soon went to work cleaning up your spilled eggnog. As you worked, your smile stayed strong, thinking of how fun next Christmas would be.