Annoyed(102)

Sora had her pinned on the bed. There was no way she would speak to him like this and expect to walk outside this house without jelly legs.

What could be the worst thing to happen to stop him from achieving his goal?

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Thank the heavens, there was nothing. Kami must be good to him.

Pinning her down beneath him, he began his... exercises... yeah, call it that.

Somewhere in Soul Society...

Byakuya felt a disturbance in the force. Something didn't feel right. The last time she had visited them, they looked out of breath, but even after he did some light digging... mainly to check if there was any residue of someone else in Rukia...

Thanks to Kami, it came out as a negative... so they must really have been wrestling.

He did not trust this Sora guy around his sister.

What were the chances that...

Getting up, Byakuya started making his way toward the Senkaimon.

"Lord Byakuya, are you departing so soon?"

"I will be taking care of some business. Don't bother waiting; it won't be long," he said before making his way toward the Senkaimon.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Karakura Town...

A big, burly-ass black man, with what seemed to be a broken Hollow mask—basically, the lower jaw of a creature—stood in front of the typical emo guy with green eyes. His throat game was probably godlike with that hole in his neck.

They had landed in Karakura Town.

The burly-ass black man opened his mouth, then proceeded to suck the soul out of every human nearby. Out here giving them soul-sucking neck, putting Lana Rhoades to shame.

Straight up sucking them dry... Sora's dream right there... don't ask about it.

Hopefully, he'd get that treatment someday—not from the black guy, though... that sounded racist. Sora's type wasn't men.

He wondered if he could adapt to that and be okay both ways as his wheel appeared above his head.

Yeah, nah. He was not doing that. Forcefully putting the wheel back, he was not going to become dad.

Like, come on... that option was for U... hm...

Sora felt danger.

Uryu's senses seemed to be getting better, as Sora, for just a split second, felt the threat of The Antithesis being placed on him.

He was fine.

Chad and Orihime could handle it.

Plus, he had just gotten to the part where he was kissing her bare body... there was nothing, and he meant nothing, stopping him from reaching his goal.

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"Get pissed off."

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Really?

Really.

With his eye ability, he could see the future, and that's what the ape-like baboon was going to do. Yes, he was turning racist. He was incredibly annoyed.

On a good note, he had a good five minutes before that happened, so...

The wheel above Sora's head began to spin... ain't no way... he was adapting at a time like this.

What could he possibly hope to achieve?

Desperate needs called for desperate measures. Since Sora himself viewed this moment as a kind of life-and-death situation...

One mistake though... he had no time powers. He could adapt to gain them, but that would take too long, so instead, his wheel just sped up both of their perceptions.

Yes... like this, he would have hi...

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Sora was getting fed up with the shit happening outside.

Leaning in, he began kissing her body. It was fun watching her wriggle a bit.

His eyes showed him the way Chad was getting slammed around like there was no tomorrow.

And he had to weigh out his options... coochie... or save Chad...

Chad wouldn't be mad, now would he?

Bam.

It's not like he didn't want to save him.

Yammy twisted Chad's arm.

Orihime could 100% heal him. They could hold on until Ichigo pulled up.

Ichigo could handle this just fine.

"Cero."

Somehow... Chad was blacker than before... not trying to be racist, but he was burnt to a toast.

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And then there was Byakuya.

Sora laid a hickey on her neck.

Yammy then twisted Orihime's arm...

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Uryu, weirdly enough, showed up, using his Schrift to reverse the damage back to Yammy... seeing what was going to happen in the future kind of pissed Sora off.

This was the blue-balling of a lifetime.

Deciding instead to give her a very passionate kiss, he gently laid her on the bed before saying,

"You have a cold. You should rest."

"Hollows," she said, now feeling their presence.

Yeah, it had been exactly five minutes since Sora's vision started, which meant the Hollows should have just landed.

Byakuya was making his way here, and he had successfully been blue-balled...

"Rest. I will take care of them," he said calmly.

"I can fight too. I am not a child," she said before sneezing and coughing... a lot.

"You need rest, okay?"

Ah yes, here he was a second ago, ready to go to pound town, now reminding her she was sick.

The reason why he changed so much? Probably because while he himself was touching her, he could share the burden with her, so technically, she wouldn't be sick. But since he would be away fighting these godforsaken cock blockers...

She would bear the full brunt again... he was going to make sure to kill at least one of those Hollows.

No one can do this for free.

Giving her a light kiss, he handed her the soup.

Then, he appeared on the battlefield... just as the monster was about to snap Chad's arm.

As Sora landed, his Reiatsu flared all the way up to its maximum. He had forgotten to take his glove in his hurry, which meant he was unsuppressed.

"So you guys are the fuckers interrupting my free time... Hope it was worth it. I am going to rip you to shreds."

Sora sounded aggressive.

Urahara, nearby, wondered why... what could possibly get Sora so pissed—

Okay, there was a love bite on his neck...

Oh.

OH.

He felt bad for the Hollows now.

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