Logically speaking, the people outside the coffin pit should all gather over immediately if I called out, not to mention that their master Daphne is still down here, but no one answered even if I called out through my throat, I realized at once that it must be because my voice couldn't be transmitted out.
What's going on in this coffin pit? Not only are there two Daphne's, but my voice can't be transmitted out, it's too weird.
"You two stop arguing, climb out with me and get the houseguests to come over and recognize which one is their first lady." I said towards the two of them.
Looking at both of their identical faces, I was getting hairy in my heart, one of them is real, what the hell is the fake one? This coffin pit, can one more beauty grow out of it? And this female corpse, the more I look at the more bizarre, the tattoo has not moved the needle began to happen moths, and, I seem to smell a fragrance in the body of this beautiful Zombies.
Just tattooed that corpse, have already had a corpse stench, but this corpse actually emits a fragrance, in the end what is going on?
"Let's go, who's afraid of who!" The two Daphne's kept clamoring, neither letting anyone go, both saying they were real.
Out of the coffin pit, I found that people have disappeared, just the three of us, I shouted a few Stein are no one to answer, originally this is all around the light, but after re-emerging, all around are dark, only the flashlight light in my hand, and the coffin pit issued from the bottom of the light, because the coffin pit underneath the light is also arranged, but the light below the light refracted out of the ghostly green, some oozing.
It's over, am I possessed? Where did the people go? It's really a dog's day.
Those two Daphne still quarrel, do not know how, one of them quarrel with a slap over, and then fought.
I wanted to stop it, but the fight was too fierce, the two pulled their hair and rolled down the coffin pit, I was afraid of accidents, so I had to follow down the coffin pit.
This coffin pit is not big, to fight startled the corpse, then finished, zombie mutation jiangshi jumped out, we all have to die.
Just at this time, my ears suddenly rang Raul Master's voice.
"Kid, are you still a virgin?"
I frowned, then looked towards the surroundings, but I didn't see Raul Master's figure at all.
"Is that Raul Master? Where are you hiding? Come on out, my head is spinning." I asked hurriedly.
Raul Master didn't answer, still mechanically asking the words, his voice suddenly far and near.
"It's a virgin, an old virgin, what's wrong?" I blushed, feeling a bit ashamed, but still answered truthfully.
"That's easy, you pour child's urine on both of them, then you can tell who is real and who is fake." Raul Master's voice appeared in the ears once again.
Holy shit, is this a tease? Pouring urine on them is fine, but asking me to pull down my pants in front of the girls, how would that work?
No matter what I said, Raul Master didn't respond to me anymore, and I searched around, but I didn't see anyone else.
Forget it, I don't care so much about the tattoo, so many weird things happened before the tattoo was done, I'd better listen to what Raul Master said!
I held my breath and poured it on the two Daphne's without mercy.
The two of them were so engrossed in their fight that they didn't notice me at all until a fishy odor poured over them.
"Ah ... what's this ..." The first Daphne let out a scream and began to duck for cover.
The second Daphne, on the other hand, let out a wail of agony as a gust of pungent smoke emanated from her body before her body twisted and began to melt ...
What the hell, child urine can really work, this Daphne is fake!
When the smoke cleared, the Daphne has disappeared, the coffin pit more a small person puppet, this small person puppet may be carved according to the appearance of Daphne, exactly the same as Daphne, and there is a fragrance, this fragrance even my urine stench are covered over.
It turned out that the scent was coming from it, and I thought it was a female corpse.
But just at this time, suddenly I found a lot of people standing on top of the coffin pit, all of them staring at me and Daphne with dumbfounded eyes, because I, my pants are still fucking not lifted!
"Hey, Little Boss, you're in too much of a hurry, aren't you? You're not ashamed to do this in front of a dead person, the dead are great!" Stein didn't know when he stood in the position above me.
The others were covering their mouths and laughing when they heard this, Daphne blushed to her ears, but she was as puzzled as I was about what had just happened. Then she climbed up, as if she had to go change her clothes or else she smelled like pee.
As soon as Daphne left, the others followed, and I pulled up my pants and yanked Stein down and stormed off.
"Do you think you're funny? Where was the man when I called you earlier?" I said.
Stein begged for mercy while saying when did I call him? I just stayed in the coffin pit and never came out!
It's not true, is it? I had clearly called for someone and climbed out of the coffin pit, what was going on here? Was everything just now an illusion?
"Stein, what do you think this is?" I handed over the little mannequin.
After Stein took it, he suddenly let out an ouch, saying that this thing isn't from Daphne's body? It was hanging on the back of her dress just now before she went down the pit.
Daphne's? On the back of her dress? No way, who would hang this on the back of her skirt, it's weird. And if it was Daphne's, she wouldn't have looked like that, she obviously didn't recognize the doll.
Stein began to scrutinize the doll, and said that it was probably a Corpse-scented Demon Puppet, and that there was an incantation on the back of the doll, so there was no way it could be wrong.
Stein said that this thing is evil, can make people fall into hallucinations, there is a legend, this Demon Puppet can turn into the appearance of the person being carved, is an ancient Evil Witchcraft, there have been people using this assassination of the emperor, but this kind of art should have been lost, because of the break up of the easier, a bubble of urine can be dealt with.
Speaking of this, Stein suddenly pointed at me and said, "Little Boss, you wouldn't have just taken off your pants for ..."
"Nonsense, otherwise what do you think I want to do? This eerie graveyard, there is a corpse watching, what the fuck can I do?" I was a little angry, directly slapped Stein's head.
"Yes!" Stein continued.
"Jeez, you're still picking up on that, aren't you?" I was almost about to kick Stein into the coffin, but luckily he was small and dodged fast.
He just wanted to escape, I caught him back again, "Go, take off the corpse's shoes."
Stein looked at the female corpse, and the man shrunk his head, as if he was a little scared.
He said that the corpse should be before the Republic of China, the woman's feet at that time can not be touched, the dead is the most important, or let Daphne come and then take off.
I said I can not wait, she went to change clothes, I do not know when to come back, this delay, half a day has passed, the deeper the night, the more horrible this cemetery.
I said that on purpose to scare Stein, in order to be able to wrap up early, how he had to be tough, but I know, that's not a problem with the body, it's all the housekeeper's fault.
The cat's claw was put by him, and the Corpse-scented Demon Puppet was also hung on Daphne's skirt by him, in order to stop me from tattooing the corpse, fortunately, there is Raul Master to give me a few words of advice, or else I don't know what would have happened, I don't know if this butler is a human being or a ghost, but he's very insidious and he seems to know a lot of Yin-related magic. He seems to know a lot of Yin-related magic.
Stein is still not happy, saying why don't I take off my clothes and have to ask him?
I said I am a normal man, I am definitely not happy to touch a corpse, but Stein is different, he is a midget, half handicapped, similar to a eunuch, he should not have much problem touching a female corpse.
What I said was the truth, Stein could not refute it, so he had to follow my advice.
He carefully came to the female corpse's feet, and then went to take off the corpse's shoes, but strangely enough, he couldn't take them off, the shoes were as long as the feet, and couldn't be separated at all.
Fuck, this thing should not be so bizarre, a dead person's shoes can not be removed, really hell.