The Spoilt Beauty And Her Beasts
Isabella was supposed to be sipping champagne at a luxury spa, not waking up in the middle of a forest. Worse, a SYSTEM had attached itself to her like some clingy ex, spouting nonsense about survival, quests, and—oh, hell no—manual labor.
"System, I was NOT built for the wilderness! My ideal ‘roughing it’ experience involves a five-star hotel with bad WiFi!"
Now, instead of lounging in silk robes, she’s being ordered to farm? To hunt?
"A farming quest? You want me—a city girl—to grow food? System, I once killed a cactus by overwatering it. This is NOT my calling!"
And don’t even get her started on the hygiene situation.
"You want me to bathe in a cold river? Darling, I require warm water, scented oils, and an ambience! What do I look like—some barbarian?!"
Unfortunately, the locals—big, muscular beastmen—don’t seem to understand the concept of self-care. The women? Neglecting their skin like it’s a crime to be radiant. The men? Walking hygiene disasters.
"Ladies, if your man can smell you before he sees you, we have a problem."
"You see this? This is lotion. It exists so you don’t look like a dried-up leaf. Use it."
"A beard should be majestic, not tragic. Let me fix it."
And the beastmen? They don’t just stare at her like she’s an oddity. No, they hover. They smirk. They lean in too close, fangs flashing with amusement.
"Why do you keep looking at me like that?" she huffed, crossing her arms.
The panther grinned, his tail flicking. "Because you’re fascinating when you’re annoyed."
No, absolutely not. She was not here for this nonsense.
"If you have time to stare, you have time to moisturize."
She didn’t ask to be here. She didn’t ask to be their savior. But if she has to suffer through this world, she’s making everyone around her suffer less—through skincare, style, and some serious attitude.
"If I hear one more ‘We don’t season our food here,’ I’m launching a war."
"If you have time to gossip, you have time to do squats."
"You want to impress a woman? Start with not smelling like the battlefield."
Survival isn’t just about fighting monsters; it’s about looking good while doing it. So what if the System keeps throwing impossible quests her way?
"What do you mean ‘you can’t skip quests’?! Since when?! Where is the skip button?! I demand a skip button!"
But somewhere between dodging ridiculous quests and fixing these people’s tragic grooming habits, Isabella found herself in situations. Uncomfortable, heart-racing situations.
Like being trapped against a tree by the red python, his red eyes half-lidded as he murmured, "You talk too much, little star. Should I silence you?"
Like waking up with the lion lord’s fur-lined cloak draped over her shoulders, his deep voice gruff, "You shiver in your sleep. I’ll fix that."
Like the phoenix watching her every move, his burning gaze searing into her skin as he mused, "You cause chaos wherever you go, but I find that I don’t mind."
Oh, hell. No. She was not about to fall for four beastmen. She was too pretty for this much stress.
"If you insult me again, I’ll make sure your soul needs a beauty upgrade."
"I refuse to be disrespected by anyone who dresses like an unwashed tree branch."
And yet, when a rival tribe came to challenge her, when danger lurked too close, those same beastmen stood beside her—smirking, taunting, fighting for her.
"A beastman growled at me today. I growled back. He ran. I am the alpha now."
Isabella isn’t just surviving. She’s thriving. And this world better keep up.
Absolute chaos. Hilarious, laugh out loud, chaos! I love a story that makes me laugh and this one has not disappointed. I’ve laughed out loud so many times (sometimes inappropriately in a crowed that I happily ignored and let them think I might be a little crazy myself), I’ve lost count of the strange looks I’d get. 😎 The story has been updating two chapters daily so far, I’m hoping it’ll continue on that schedule (although that may be asking for too much later on 😂). Great job bringing a diva character (which I’ll admit I was a little, tiny bit hesitant about at firs, but now look forward to the next chapter), along with handsome males, adorable female side kicks and, in my opinion, a “system” that deserves its own fan page! If you’re on the fence about reading this, I hope you decide to take the plunge and give it a chance.
I love beast world stories, but there aren't many in here well that are complete or not on pause anyways. This one is also different, female lead is tough and the story follows her growth. well written and easy to understand, and haven't gotten annoyed with the story yet, some of the characters maybe, but not the actual story or the way it's written. Give it a try, and not just the beginning, cas like I said, Character growth!! Just don't give up half way author lol.. can't take anymore heart break from unfinished books.
NO BS OR SUGAR COATING REVIEWS EVER OFFERED HERE. JUST COLD HARD TRUTH!!!! Ok so I stumbled across this little gem while casually looking threw the long list of offerings. Needless to say it was pretty far down the list. But that’s where the most precious diamonds are typically located, deep at the bottom. So far I have made it half way through the 200+ chapters written. And I, in all honesty, have had several “Holy Shit” moments. Mainly due to the very unique approach this author has taken with what is to appear as your typical transmigration into a beast world to conquer all tale. Let me enlighten you to the majestic genius known as @Gllimora (shameless IG plug). Firstly her very unique ability to infiltrate the the very essence of a beast world with what I affectionately have identified as my own influential kardashian wanna be 23 year old daughter of fashion/Beauty culture for the MC. This pampered, spoiled, self idolizing MC turned Girl Scout on steroids who seeks all manner of merit badges to earn system wealth. 5 stars Secondly her world development so far has really been fabulous. Making sure to immerse us as readers into this worlds atmosphere. Giving good realism to the true despair the MC is developing and the characters challenges to overcome. Thirdly the author has given a solid foundation to her character development. Allowing the personality and traits of each character to truly evolve properly. So lastly and in conclusion I can say with a clear conscience and new found respect for this author’s well crafted and ever developing work of art, it’s amazing. It’s been a while where in one chapter I’m rooting for the MC during conflict and in the next I’m laughing at the sheer audacity of the MC and her attempts to save the natives from themselves. THIS IS A TRUE DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH
this is absolutely hysterical! if you're having a bad day or really need to laugh then please take the Time to read this.
Just began, the mc’s personality seems interesting not just ‘ooh sexy men with animal traits’ also yes reality!! Stinky beast men and wrinkly skin lol
👉Give this a go if you like the setting👈 I do not understand how the author did it - I am liking a Prissy Spoilt MC?! Picked up the book with eh I have a free reading day and I'm feeling polyamorous beast world (let me live in hope the men end at least liking each other 🍀) and I! LIKE! HER!!! Somehow they have found a near perfect blend of I know better😤, Eeeew😱🤢, I'll lift you up🦸and a bendable spine with Grit 💪. She is OTT but relatable and I am confused but really impressed by the author. Usually I deal with the character and grumble waiting for the rest of the book to happen and beg for growth but I started truly liking her rather fast?? Author - 🤦🤷🤷🤷🙇 As above I am impressed by the MC, love interests and secondary characters all have flavour and depth. "Villagers" are rather NPC 1-X but when brought in for something they get further defined and there is enough of the inner circle that it doesn't feel flat. The system is a boon and probably my fave character? I don't read it as the overarching main focus but it's presence is woven into most of the story I have read so far @Ch175 The quality of grammar and punctuation is good to me but I am no way militant about it and susceptible to falling into a good story. There is world-building of her previous life, current village and extended cities and people of the new world. I really enjoy some of the relationship dynamic and the recent scene I'm in (174,175)... the TEASING❣️ the TOUCHING❣️ the GODDAMN SMIRKING 💘💀 I have come back to read further a few times and one of the stories I curse my lack of funds so I can't swallow it whole. ... I just had the thought because it grows to read less spoilt, more bratting and she's very clear about it? This👏 Is👏 Me👏 ✨💃✨
I love this story. it's funny, well written, entertaining and unique. a journey of personal growth and fantasy. Worth the read!!
Ok, you got me interested , I like the diva persona 😂