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"Congratulations! You have unlocked the Villain System! Now laugh maniacally or face a penalty."
Leonel was just an average gamer obsessed with MMORPGs… until he woke up inside one, reincarnated as a minor villain destined to die in 30 days!

To make things worse, he gets a Villain System that forces him to complete ridiculous evil tasks to gain power:

 "Give a dramatic monologue in the middle of battle!" (+20% Strength while talking!)
 "Steal a cookie from a child!" (+5 to Sneakiness!)
 "Build a villain lair!" (But you can only afford popsicle sticks!)

The problem? He doesn’t WANT to be a villain! Yet, the more he tries to avoid it, the more the world sees him as an evil genius.

Now, he must:
 Survive the cliché hero who wants him dead!
 Escape even stronger villains who see him as a rival!
 Deal with a chaotic harem where every girl loves him for increasingly ridiculous reasons!
 Outsmart the system itself, because even destiny is messing with him!

If you love comedy, action, and villains who don’t want to be villains, then join this wild ride and find out:

 Just how hard is it to be a villain… when you don’t want to be one?!

Unwitting Villain's Manual

📢 DING! [New Mission Unlocked: A Proper Villain Must Stay in Shape!]

➡️ Time for your daily villain training session!

➡️ Suggested Options:

Train your swordsmanship against powerful foes!Practice dark magic to enhance your evil aura!Take a casual morning jog… but somehow make it menacing.

Leonel stared at the mission description, unblinking.

"...You're telling me I need to exercise now?"

📢 DING! [Of course! Even villains need to maintain peak physical condition!]

"I'm already dealing with a mercenary freeloading in my castle, and now you want me to go on a morning jog?"

📢 DING! [Or you could fight powerful foes!]

Then he slowly turned to look at Elara, who was currently sharpening her sword at the dining table.

She noticed his stare and raised an eyebrow.

Leonel immediately clicked 'Morning Jog.'

📢 DING! [Confirmed! But make it menacing.]

Leonel blinked. "Wait, what does that mean—"

📢 DING! [Auto 'Villainous Jog' Mode Activated!]

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Leonel was running through the castle grounds.

His cape billowed dramatically behind him.

His eyes glowed faintly red.

Every step he took echoed ominously.

A group of goblins saw him and immediately panicked.

— "THE MASTER IS RUSHING SOMEWHERE!"

— "HE MUST BE PREPARING FOR WAR!"

— "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

"…I'm literally just jogging, damn it!"

📢 DING! [Your minions now believe you are preparing a massive invasion. Your intimidation factor has increased.]

Leonel wanted to die.

As Leonel continued his totally normal, not-at-all-evil jog, Elara watched from the castle balcony, sipping her morning coffee.

— "…Is he training for something?"

A knight beside her, completely serious, nodded.

— "Yes. Lord Nightshade is preparing for a legendary battle."

— "By… running in circles?"

— "…I hate this place."

Leonel finally staggered to a stop, out of breath.

He collapsed onto a bench, gasping.

📢 DING! [Mission Complete! You are now 2% more physically fit than before!]

Leonel glared at the system notification.

📢 DING! [Every step counts, champ! Keep up the villainous gains!]

📢 DING! [WARNING: An Important Guest is Approaching!]

The castle gates swung open.

A regal-looking woman in an extravagant royal dress…

With a dozen heavily armored knights behind her.

Leonel's stomach dropped.

📢 DING! [New Important Character Identified: PRINCESS ISABELLA OF AVALON!]

Leonel blinked in horror.

VILLAINS NEED TO EXERCISE?!