At Midnight, My Wife Transfers $999,999 to Me(2)

At 3:00 AM, my wife on a business trip transfers $999,999 to me.

The message reads: I will love you forever.

At the same time, my twin brother sends me a photo of the two of them sleeping in each other's arms.

Calmly, I take out the divorce papers and wheel myself away from the home I've lived in for ten years.

I know that declarations of love after midnight are just guilt from infidelity.