When traditional martial arts novels meet the setting of funny animation, they are absolutely defeated!
The setting of funny animation depends on the author's imagination, and does not need to follow any rationality.
When Tian Qi and Gongsun Moyun flew back from the darkness, knelt in front of Li Mu, and posed in that classic pose.
The yard was silent, as quiet as death.
Can't escape like this?
With the martial arts of Tian Qi and Gongsun Moyun, from Li Mu's reaction, bending down to pick up the sword, to swinging the sword down, they can at least run half a mile away.
Despite this, can't escape the fate of coming back to pick up the sword?
Witnessing this scene, everyone in the yard felt cold all over, and they were like wooden stakes standing in place, not daring to breathe.
Most of the nicknames of people in the rivers and lakes are exaggerated.
Green Demon Hand, Iron Courage Shocking Eight Directions, although it sounds mighty, compared with martial arts, I don't know how much water is added!
But the demon sword Li Xiaobai is a real demon!
In addition to sorcery, are there any other words that can describe his martial arts?
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"Surprised? Unexpected? I've said it before, it's easy to come, but hard to leave! Do you believe it this time?" Li Mu looked at Tian Qi and the others with a smile, with a mischievous look on his face.
What surprise?
It's more like a shock!
When they were flying back involuntarily, Tian Qi and Gongsun Moyun were so scared that their souls flew out of their bodies!
"Young Master Li, Tian Qi is willing to follow the young master, be the young master's guard, loyal and loyal, and let the young master drive him. He is definitely not like Zhao Zhengyi, the cunning old dog, who pretends to obey but disobeys, and is two-faced..."
Tian Qi was silent for a moment, and in an instant he thought of a countermeasure.
That's right, he sold himself out like a bachelor, and by the way, he tricked Zhao Zhengyi!
He couldn't swallow this breath without dragging Zhao Zhengyi into the water.
If it weren't for that old guy, he would still be the world-renowned Master Tian Qi, why would he fall into such a situation!
Gongsun Moyun stared at Tian Qi's back, stunned for a long time, and blushed and choked out four words: "Me too!"
What else can he do?
He couldn't beat him, and when he wanted to surrender, even his good words were taken away by others. Why is it so difficult to be a human being!
Gongsun Moyun felt wronged. He not only hated Zhao Zhengyi, but also Tian Qi!
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What a strong desire to survive!
Li Mu's heart was suddenly filled with emotion. If everyone was as sensible as Tian Qi and the others, why would he make such a simple task so tiring!
Especially a hero like Li Xunhuan, who carries so many shackles, how tiring it is to live!
Isn't it good to be a villain without bottom line, unrestrained and free?
In that case, maybe he can complete the task with a sword.
Unfortunately, Li Xunhuan is not Tian Qi after all!
If he really knocked Li Xunhuan to his knees, the best outcome would be a fight to the death!
Li Mu sighed and collected his scattered thoughts. Although Tian Qi and the others said nice things, the process still had to be followed.
Without the prompt sound of "Jin Dun signed successfully" in his mind, Li Mu would not trust anyone, let alone the top villains like Tian Qi and Gongsun Moyun!
Li Mu smiled: "Tian Qi, Gongsun Moyun, I can feel your sincerity. But I, Li Xiaobai, am not the kind of person who bullies the weak. I still have to pay the money!"
Tian Qi said righteously: "Young Master Li, Tian Qi is impressed by your character and martial arts, and is willing to be loyal to you. If you pay, it will be an insult to me."
Gongsun Moyun: "Tian Qi is right. We admire your martial arts, and this admiration cannot be measured by money. If you are willing, I am willing to give half of your land just to follow you and work like a cow and a horse!"
Shameless!
The common voice of You Longsheng and a group of heroes.
Li Mu ignored them: "Tian Qi, Gongsun Moyun, one penny, sign a contract to be my and Tang Ruoyou's guards for three months, are you willing?"
One penny!
What a humiliating price!
Gongsun Moyun frowned, but Tian Qi remained calm: "Young Master Li, I really don't want money!"
Just give you a way out!
It's freezing cold, a group of villains who just shouted at me, do you really think I'm giving you face!
Li Mu's voice became cold: "Tian Qi, Gongsun Moyun, one penny, sign a contract to be my and Tang Ruoyou's guards for three months, the conditions are the same as You Longsheng and others, are you willing?"
Tian Qi: "Young Master Li, it's really not a matter of money..."
"You just need to answer yes or no?" Li Mu was a little impatient, he looked at You Longsheng who was shrinking not far away, "You Longsheng, pick up your sword, if Tian Qi and the others say no, send them back home!"
"Yes." You Longsheng responded reflexively.
What happened tonight was too shocking, and the little flame of resistance in his heart had been extinguished by a bucket of ruthless cold water.
You Longsheng's mind was full of how to beg for mercy when Li Mu came to settle accounts with them later. When he heard Li Mu ordering him to do something, he actually felt a little secretly happy for no reason. Being able to let him do something proved that there was still hope!
You Longsheng couldn't wait to draw out his sword, actively preparing to show his loyalty, but he had just taken a step.
"I am willing!"
"I am willing!"
Tian Qi and Gongsun Moyun's responses were already shouting out impatiently.
Jin Dun signed the contract successfully!
After two consecutive prompt sounds, Li Mu smiled and took back the Qinglian Sword, took out two copper coins from his arms, and stuffed them into the hands of the two people respectively: "It would be great if it was done earlier. Freedom, equality, and keeping promises, we are all people of the rivers and lakes, and only by abiding by the spirit of the contract can we develop for a long time!"
Feeling the two copper coins still with body temperature in his palms, Tian Qi felt mixed emotions.
He wanted to throw the insulting money on Li Mu's face to vent his anger, but he didn't dare to do it in the end. Instead, he squeezed out an awkward smile to Li Mu.
After all.
Zhao Zhengyi is a living example. The old guy betrayed Li Xiaobai and is now lying in the snow. I don't know whether he is dead or alive!
After dealing with Tian Qi and Gongsun Moyun, Li Mu's guard group has added two more generals.
Although what happened tonight was an accident, the result made Li Mu very satisfied. In the future, his plate will become bigger and bigger, and it is inevitable that he will provoke more and more masters.
The four guards recruited in the early stage, such as Cha Meng, obviously can't keep up with the pace!
Just like tonight, if he hadn't signed a contract with Zhao Zhengyi and other new guards in advance, he and Tang Ruoyou might have fallen long ago with Cha Meng and a few others!
Therefore, in order to complete the task peacefully and safely, his guard group must add more and more powerful guards!
Li Mu glanced at the people in the yard who were in a daze: "Why are you still standing there? Move. Two people come over to see if Zhao Zhengyi and Mr. Yu Er are dead. If they are not dead, rescue them."
Plop!
Zhang Tang's legs softened and he knelt on the ground: "Sir, Zhang Tang was blinded by lard and believed Zhao Zhengyi's lies. He almost hurt you. Please punish me!"
"Please punish me!"
Plop! Plop!
In a blink of an eye, people knelt on the ground in the yard.
Li Mu didn't take it seriously, but they didn't dare. In their hearts, Li Mu had long been upgraded to a moody monster. Who wouldn't be afraid of being punished later!
"It's okay, it's okay! Everyone makes mistakes. Just know it's wrong and correct it!" Li Mu smiled faintly, "I'm a generous person and won't take it to heart. What happened tonight is over. We are all guards. We should love each other. No one is allowed to mention hatred or grudges!"
Would Li Mu care about betrayal?
With the Golden Escape Treaty, that's not a problem at all!
From the beginning to the end, he only cared about the number of guards and their personal abilities!