Ways to relieve stress

It's not just Wei Ziqi who's having a hard time, but also Hit-Girl!

Big Daddy didn't let his own daughter go. When Li Mu was educating Wei Ziqi with poisonous chicken soup, he was listening, and then he thought what Li Mu said made sense.

So.

Hit-Girl also joined the camp of strong training, and the originally harmonious father-daughter relationship had a slight crack.

However, Hit-Girl's mind was clearer than Wei Ziqi's. She knew that the cause of all this was the wizard, not his father.

In her heart, Big Daddy was just instigated.

However, Hit-Girl couldn't shoot and kill Li Mu. After all, the wizard was in her group, and he might be her only good friend and only relative!

The most important point is that although he behaved badly, he was a good person!

However, this did not prevent Hit-Girl from using words to vent her anger. After all, her character was a violent girl with foul language.

"Fack, you stupid wizard! Sooner or later, I will let you taste my anger!"

"Shit wizard!"

"Shit, an incorrigible bastard!"

...

At the training ground, Li Mu was stunned.

Feeling the anger of Hit-Girl who was practicing shooting at a moving target, he quietly put on a bulletproof vest.

Safety is the most important.

Don't be shot by the grumpy little girl!

However.

Thinking about Hit-Girl's brutality, Li Mu still felt a little uneasy, and he decided to ease the relationship with Hit-Girl.

After all, Hit-Girl also suffered an unprovoked disaster.

Li Mu approached Hit-Girl: "Heidi, are you scolding me?"

Hit-Girl glared at Li Mu, gritting her teeth and roaring without hesitation: "Yes, I am scolding you, you shameless bastard, you have deprived me of my happy life."

Li Mu looked calm: "But your language has no lethality at all. I think you need to learn some scolding skills from the East, which can not only enrich your language skills, but also interfere with the opponent's mind during the battle!"

Hit-Girl was stunned: "What?"

Li Mu smiled: "It's always fack, shit over and over again, don't you think it's monotonous?"

The little girl's eyes were full of suspicion: "Do you have a better one!?"

Li Mu looked at Hit-Girl and smiled: "Your brain has been kicked by a donkey..."

Hit-Girl seemed to have discovered a new world, and she urged excitedly: "Uncle Wizard, continue!"

Li Mu touched his nose and said: "When your mother gave birth to you, did she throw you away and raise the placenta!"

"Great, oriental languages ​​are really profound, I want to learn more..." Hit-Girl was so attracted that she forgot the dullness of the training and kept urging Li Mu to continue teaching her the skills of cursing.

On the other side.

Big Dad frowned and couldn't help looking at Li Mu several times.

He didn't mind Hit-Girl swearing.

After all, Hit-Girl often walks on the edge of life and death, and a proper swear can relieve her psychological pressure.

However, he always felt that Li Mu's teaching method was a little wrong, as if Li Mu was scolding his daughter face to face!

However, seeing that Hit-Girl was excited and her mental pressure was completely relieved, Big Dad still thought he was too suspicious.

Perhaps.

This is just a way for the mysterious and powerful wizard to love his daughter!

Big Dad thought for a moment, and said to Wei Ziqi who was practicing gun drawing seriously: "Unbeaten girl, I think you can learn from Hit-Girl, and swearing a few words appropriately can relieve the anxiety brought by training..."

"Really?" Wei Ziqi's eyes lit up.

"Of course." Big Dad nodded seriously.

Before he finished speaking.

Wei Ziqi's series of Chinese curses had already burst out like a machine gun, instantly covering up the sound of Hit-Girl's gunfire.

I have to say.

The little girl Wei Ziqi was too suppressed and urgently needed to vent. People can't just rely on chicken blood to support themselves!

Beside.

Li Mu's eyes twitched again and again, good guy, tit for tat!

Big Dad, you are so cruel!

At this moment.

Li Mu was extremely fortunate that Wei Ziqi was not his biological niece!

Otherwise, this dream-fulfilling journey would be a disaster!

…

Li Mu got off to a good start.

In the training ground, the scene suddenly changed, with foul language and gunshots!

At first glance.

I thought two kids were cursing in the market, and then they pulled out their guns and started fighting!

…

"Li, you really have a way. I have always been worried that such an intense training method will cause them psychological problems. I didn't expect that your simple method would solve it!"

Big Dad didn't think there was anything wrong. He even went out of his way to find Li Mu and expressed his admiration.

Li Mu couldn't say anything except smiling!

God knows, he just wanted to play a joke on Hit-Girl!

However, the current situation is in line with the characteristics of an R-rated movie!

Li Mu forced himself to comfort himself.

…

Persuade Big Dad to leave and let him continue to train the little girl.

Li Mu turned back to his room, turned on the TV, and logged into Kick-Ass's blog account.

He was eager to know where the plot was going.

If possible, he wanted to leave this world full of chuunibyou as soon as possible. If he continued to stay, he felt that his IQ would drop seriously, which would affect his subsequent career!

Kick-Ass Dave's blog was silent.

At Russell's house, Dave saw the cruelty of Hit-Girl, felt his own incompetence, and temporarily extinguished the idea of ​​being a superhero.

Now, Dave should be enjoying a sweet world of two with his girlfriend.

At this time, Frank should be looking for Kick-Ass's traces all over the world to avenge his subordinates.

In the original plot.

Big Daddy Damon's lair would be discovered by his original black partner, and then his hidden identity would be discovered through comics.

But now.

Li Mu and Wei Ziqi moved into Big Daddy's house, and he certainly didn't want that kind of accident to happen.

In the film, the black policeman played a small role, but if he and the little girl were found, it would cause too much instability.

Therefore, Li Mu persuaded his father to move in advance, and the black policeman should not appear again.

...

Li Mu quietly speculated on the movements of the outside world, tapped the left lightly, and muttered to himself: "The key node of the next plot should be the performance of Kick-Ass..."

Before he finished speaking.

A piece of news suddenly jumped out from the TV: "Breaking news report, the actor who played Kick-Ass in the Internet celebrity girl and pig group was shot and killed on the street..."

Li Mu's body was shocked, and he stared at the TV screen closely: "Yes, it's here. The next step should be the appearance of Red Tornado played by Frank's stupid son!"