Apprentice Tabard
In the movie, after Hit-Girl rescued Kick-Ass, she drove away in Red Tornado's sports car without attracting pursuit.
But.
Li Mu was not sure whether the sports car was equipped with a GPS or other positioning device.
But it is better to be careful. Five kilometers away from the training ground, he forced Red Tornado to get out of the car and walk to the training ground.
One wrong step, and there is no recovery.
He can't stop the client from making mistakes, but he can control himself to make as few low-level mistakes as possible.
Li Mu has twice the strength of an ordinary person, and the five-kilometer journey is very easy for him.
But this is hard for Chris, the eldest son who has been pampered since childhood. After walking five kilometers, Red Tornado has exhausted all his physical strength.
...
Training ground.
The exhausted Red Tornado finally saw the legendary superhero headquarters, and the superhero inside, a middle-aged old man with a hairline so high that he is almost half bald, and two little girls who cursed at each other and fought to death!
Red Tornado, who grew up in the mafia, was surrounded by vulgar guys, but the little girls' almost non-repeated swear words still made him blush. He stammered, "Mr. Wizard, are they...are they all superheroes?"
"Of course." Li Mu smiled and nodded, "The black-haired one is the Undefeated Girl, the blonde one is Hit-Girl, and the middle-aged man is the Big Daddy...Russel was killed by them!"
Russel!
That's right!
Red Tornado suddenly became cautious. When he changed his eyes and looked at the two little girls again, he immediately found something different.
The jumping ability and speed of the two little girls far exceeded the level of their peers.
Sometimes, when they punched or kicked, they would even leave afterimages.
Damn it!
Afterimages?
Red Tornado widened his eyes and swallowed hard. Aren't superheroes all scams?
Hit-Girl caught sight of Red Tornado out of the corner of her eye and immediately stopped sparring with Wei Ziqi, and rushed over: "Uncle Wizard, why did you bring Red Tornado?"
Red Tornado tried to stay calm and took the initiative to extend her hand: "Hit-Girl, nice to meet you!"
The little girl Wei Ziqi also came over, looked at Red Tornado in surprise, and cast a questioning look at Li Mu.
Li Mu blinked, put his finger to his mouth, and whispered!
Wei Ziqi understood.
Hit-Girl looked Red Tornado up and down: "One person killed an entire criminal group, Red Tornado, so cool!"
Every superhero who saw him was very enthusiastic, and Red Tornado completely put his heart at ease. He shrugged: "I just collected evidence of their crimes and handed it over to the police."
"At your age, it's already very remarkable to have done this!" Big Dad also came over and asked, "Wizard, where did you find him?"
"I sent an email to the Unbeaten Girl!" Red Tornado rushed to answer, "Mr. Wizard said you are going to deal with the big d lord Frank, I think I can help a little!"
Big Dad frowned and looked at Li Mu.
Li Mu put his hands in his pockets and nodded: "Trustworthy!"
"Very good, we welcome any superhero to join us." Big Dad patted Red Tornado's shoulder and asked Li Mu, "Do you need him to join the training?"
"No." Li Mu decisively refused, he smiled, "Big Dad, Red Tornado has a very strong wizard talent, I decided to train him myself!"
Hiss!
Little loli Wei Ziqi took a breath of cold air, and her eyes looking at Red Tornado were suddenly full of sympathy.
Big Dad was stunned, and the look in his eyes when he looked at Red Tornado was immediately different. He patted Red Tornado's shoulder again: "Red Tornado, the wizard is the most powerful superhero, learn from him well!"
Wizard?
What the hell?
Isn't this a nickname?
Why are these people so excited?
Red Tornado was confused.
Hit-Girl's face was full of envy and jealousy. She looked up at Li Mu and begged, "Wizard Uncle, Red Tornado can become a wizard, what about me? Can I? I also want to learn magical witchcraft!"
A bunch of weirdos!
Red Tornado complained silently!
"You can't, Hit-Girl, you are more suitable to be a warrior." Li Mu smiled and shook his head, turned to Big Dad and said, "Help me prepare a secret room. The training of wizards is extraordinary. We need absolute silence."
"No problem." Big Dad now believes in witchcraft. He pays more attention to Red Tornado, who is about to become the second wizard, than anyone else.
...
Secret room.
After watching Big Dad and others leave, Li Mu locked the door with his backhand.
Red Tornado didn't notice anything wrong and was still acting conscientiously: "Mr. Wizard, does witchcraft really exist in the world?"
"Of course." Li Mu smiled and nodded. He took out a jacket from the backpack behind him, "Chris, welcome to the Superhero Headquarters."
"Mr. Wizard, you've already said it once..." Red Tornado took two steps back and looked at Li Mu in shock, "You... you know my identity?"
"Chris Amick, Frank Amick's only son, right?" Li Mu smiled and pulled out a pistol and pointed it at Chris's forehead.
Chris's hands and feet were cold, and he continued to retreat until he was close to the wall. He stuttered, "Mr. Wizard, this may be a misunderstanding. After all, I personally sent Tony Romita to prison..."
"Do you think all superheroes are idiots?" Li Mu smiled and pointed the gun at the jacket he took out, "Good boy, put on this wizard apprentice's battle robe, we are a family!"
Under the muzzle of the gun, Chris's face turned pale. He walked over, tremblingly took the jacket, and was about to put it on.
But when he opened the jacket, he was completely shocked.
The inner layer of the jacket was sewn with a circle of yellow plastic bombs.
The outer layer of the bomb was densely wrapped with colorful wires, and a complex-looking detonator was hidden in the middle of the wires, making a beeping sound.
Chris swallowed hard: "Mr. Wizard, I..."
"Unless you want to die now." Li Mu's gun never left Chris's head, "Chris, your father killed Big Dad's wife and Hit-Girl's mother eleven years ago. I think they are happy to avenge their relatives..."
Chris was sweating profusely and trembling: "Mr. Wizard, you are kidnapping. You are superheroes. It's wrong to do this..."
Touching IQ!
Li Mu rolled his eyes at him: "Kid, I don't have much patience. Put on, Chris, I brought you here without revealing your identity, which is enough to prove that you still have a chance to survive. I hope you don't waste this only chance. I will start counting now, one, two, three..."
Before he finished speaking.
Chris gritted his teeth and trembled as he put on the scary jacket. The dripping sound behind him was like a death warrant, making him extremely desperate. He closed his eyes in pain: "Mr. Wizard, what do you want me to do?"
"Chris, open your eyes, keep smiling, and act like a normal person. I don't want Big Dad and the others to find out your identity. You will be exposed in this ghostly look."
Li Mu's voice was soft, but in Chris's ears, it sounded like a devil.
However, he still opened his eyes obediently, cursed Li Mu fiercely in his heart, and squeezed out an ugly smile: "Mr. Wizard, is this okay?"
"It's uglier than death, Chris, I'll give you an hour to practice your appearance in front of the mirror!" Li Mu looked at Chris and said softly, "Chris, before we talk about business, I need to introduce you to this wizard apprentice robe, so that you don't have any unnecessary thoughts."
"I'm listening." Chris tried his best to calm himself, but the terrible jacket on his body made him unable to calm down, and he couldn't stop shaking.
"Don't get excited, it's easy to detonate the bomb!" Li Mu glanced at him and said with a smile, "Chris, the wizard apprentice robe uses the most advanced bomb technology, connected to your nerves and heartbeat, it has three ways to detonate, first, I can remotely control it and detonate it directly; second, when you take off the jacket or try to dismantle the bomb, it will detonate directly; third, when you exercise vigorously or get excited and excited, causing your heartbeat to exceed 130, it will also detonate it..."