Mythbust

In a universe where power, deities, and cosmic realms intertwine, the family of Son-Wu San—an ordinary man who becomes the most powerful being in existence—just wants to live a peaceful, normal life on Earth. Alongside his loving wife, Li-Yan Mei, and their two children, Xian Xue (7) and Xian Long (5), they set out to enjoy the simple pleasures of life: food, festivals, and quiet days on 
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From immortal beings to secret sects, from demon lords to heavenly gods, every powerful entity in the universe soon discovers the hilarious and chaotic consequences of crossing paths with this “normal” family. As misunderstandings unfold wrong place at the wrong time—and just wanting to live like an ordinary family.

We're Not Gods,Just Normal Family Trying to Live a Normal Life

The Nether Blood Sect cultivators trembled, trapped within Li-Yan Mei's spatial lock. They had never expected this mission—investigating some random "anomaly" on Earth—to turn into a death sentence.

The leader, who had barely recovered from being sent through three mountains, coughed up blood. "W-Wait! We were just following orders!"

Xian Xue tilted her head. "Orders? Who sent you?"

The cultist hesitated, his mind racing. Should he reveal their backer? No, it was better to—

Xian Long suddenly appeared right in front of him, eyes gleaming with excitement. "Ooh, if you won't tell, I'll just shake the answer out of you!"

Before anyone could react, he grabbed the cultist's arm and started shaking him up and down—casually.

At first, nothing happened. Then, space itself started rippling.

The Celestial Inquiry Pavilion cultivators gasped as distortions spread through the air. It felt like reality itself was being casually stirred by the five-year-old boy.

One of them muttered in horror, "This… This is on the level of a supreme Dao technique…"

The Nether Blood Sect leader, meanwhile, was screaming as his soul was almost shaken out of his body. "I'LL TALK! I'LL TALK!!"

Xian Long stopped, smiling. "See? That wasn't so hard!"

Son-Wu San leaned against the doorframe, yawning. "Well? Who sent you?"

The cultist panted, his face pale. "The… the Elder Gods' Court… They believe the anomaly in this world could threaten their dominion."

The Celestial Inquiry Pavilion cultivators took a step back in fear. The Elder Gods' Court was an ancient force, ruling over countless dimensions. If even they were afraid of this family…

Li-Yan Mei, however, merely sighed. "So annoying. We just want to live in peace, and yet people keep causing trouble."

Xian Xue nodded. "Maybe we should send a message?"

Son-Wu San smirked. "That's not a bad idea."

The Nether Blood Sect members tensed. "W-What do you mean…?"

Xian Long giggled. "We're gonna knock on their door!"

Meanwhile, in the Elder Gods' Court, deep within the Supreme Heavenly Domain…

A grand hall stretched across the stars, occupied by divine figures glowing with unimaginable power. Seated at the center was the High Elder, an existence who had lived since the birth of the first universe.

He gazed at the swirling cosmic energy before him. "The anomaly on Earth… Have our envoys reported back?"

One of his advisors bowed. "Not yet, Supreme Elder. But given the fluctuations, we believe—"

The entire hall trembled as reality itself cracked.

Shocked, the divine figures turned toward the source—only to see a five-year-old boy's fist emerging from a rift, knocking on their very dimension's barrier.

A cheerful voice echoed through the heavens.

The divine beings stared in horror.

One of them whispered, "...We are doomed."

KNOCK KNOCK