My friends

"Cut off this part of the pig's ham and take one fourth of it home, I'll take the third fourth." Coco instructed, pointing her index finger from the flying pig's sirloin vertically to the pig's hock.

"One fourth?" Renaldo asked, his eyebrows furrowed in confusion and astonishment, "That's a lot compared to the part of the tiger you let me bring home yesterday. Would that be okay?"

Coco blinked owlishly towards him and was silent for a moment which scared Renaldo, thinking that he had finally crossed the line.

"Duh!" Lala sassed the scarred man as she held her chin up, "Coco is kind and benevolent so you should be thankful that she's being this considerate of you and your wife!"

Of course, Renaldo is unaware of the garden fairy being sassy towards him.