Chapter 90: Bella

Belladonna… the Fairy which I was learning a lot about! From… Amdis.

Her nephew.

I had never understood the appeal behind the phrase: Mega Fail.

 Not even once did I feel, during my long existence, that I had committed something that qualified as a Mega Fail.

But as I stared at the now clothed and pretty male fairy, who apparently was everything Belladonna had once been and a tab bit more, I knew that I had committed a… Mega Fail.

Because doing the bedroom sport with the nephew of the mother of my firstborn was a big no-no.

And I did that. A couple of times. Mostly it was Aron riding Amdis while I cooked.

Because I learned to delegate… the Dark Nymph Itch, as I liked to call the thing which made me view bananas as more than a berry.

By the way, bananas are berries! And what I had been calling a palm tree, was no tree, but a herbal shrub!

Oh, the more you know!