Belladonna… the Fairy which I was learning a lot about! From… Amdis.
Her nephew.
I had never understood the appeal behind the phrase: Mega Fail.
Not even once did I feel, during my long existence, that I had committed something that qualified as a Mega Fail.
But as I stared at the now clothed and pretty male fairy, who apparently was everything Belladonna had once been and a tab bit more, I knew that I had committed a… Mega Fail.
Because doing the bedroom sport with the nephew of the mother of my firstborn was a big no-no.
And I did that. A couple of times. Mostly it was Aron riding Amdis while I cooked.
Because I learned to delegate… the Dark Nymph Itch, as I liked to call the thing which made me view bananas as more than a berry.
By the way, bananas are berries! And what I had been calling a palm tree, was no tree, but a herbal shrub!
Oh, the more you know!