Chapter 133: Hashirama Wood Factory! High Quality Wood At Low Price!

[Hyuga Hizashi: Man, I'm jealous of you guys. You all got to train with whatever weapons you wanted. Meanwhile, in the Hyuga Clan, we're stuck using only our fists!]

[When I was a kid, I used to dream about traveling the world with a spear in hand. But my dad shut that down real quick with a Gentle Fist and gave me a reality check.]

[Yuhi Shinku: Honestly, I still think genjutsu suits me better...]

[Senju Hashirama: You guys actually use weapons? I always felt like they were just extra baggage. Most of the time, people would pass out just from my chakra pressure alone. And if they didn't, they wouldn't last more than a single hit.]

[Senju Tobirama: Shut up, Elder Brother! Seriously, you're not a normal ninja. Can you stop flexing for once?]

Back in the real world, Makoto watched as Hiruzen pulled a rectangular wooden box from the drawer.

The moment he saw it, something about it felt strangely familiar.

[Senju Hashirama: Huh? Isn't that one of mine? I made that with Wood Style!]

[Makoto Ito: Oh, that explains it.]

[Senju Tobirama: If that box was made by my brother's Wood Style, then the sword inside must be something special. Given how people treat my brother's cells like treasure, wood from his jutsu must be just as rare.]

[Senju Hashirama: That makes sense! I've been dead for so long. It's only natural that my wood is in short supply now!]

[Makoto Ito: Grandpa First, hold on… What do you mean by that? Were you actually selling wood?]

[Senju Tobirama: Don't listen to him! My foolish brother is just spouting nonsense again!]

[Uzumaki Mito: 1+]

[Uchiha Madara: 1+]

[Senju Hashirama: ...]

Hiruzen gazed at the box with nostalgia before turning to Makoto. "Makoto, I'm entrusting this weapon to you. Use it well."

Makoto couldn't help but be amused. 'Why's he being so dramatic all of a sudden?'

"Sensei, is there some kind of history behind this weapon?" Makoto asked, pretending to be clueless even though he already knew.

Hiruzen nodded. "Just look at the box. This isn't ordinary wood. It was made from the leftover Wood Style of the First Hokage.

"This wood is incredibly durable, fire-resistant, and packed with special properties and it's extremely rare. In fact, people in the world dearly call it Hashirama Wood. Even just this box alone would sell for hundreds of thousands of ryo!"

'Wait, what?! Just a box is worth that much?!' Makoto thought, completely stunned.

He had never actually used Wood Style since getting it from Hashirama, but now... he was seriously considering opening a lumber business.

Wouldn't that be an easy way to make a fortune?

Becoming the richest man in the world might not be that far off!

[Uchiha Madara: Pfft. Hard wood? Didn't I break that stuff like it was nothing?]

[Senju Hashirama: ...]

[Senju Tobirama: Damn it. I just realized I missed out on unlimited wealth.]

[Makoto Ito: Forget being a ninja! I'm starting a wood-selling business!]

[Senju Tobirama: I should've seen this coming.]

[Uchiha Izuna: As expected of Makoto! He never misses an opportunity!]

[Namikaze Minato: Am I the only one wondering how much that giant Buddha statue is actually worth?]

[Hyuga Hizashi: If a small box is already that expensive.... that thing has to be priceless!]

[Uchiha Madara: Hold up... Hashirama, if your Wood Style was this valuable, why did I keep giving you pocket money back in the day?!]

[Senju Hashirama: I didn't know! If I had, I'd have started selling wood myself!]

[Hyuga Hizashi: The thought of the God of Shinobi running a lumber business is absolutely hilarious.]

[Hatake Sakumo: And I bet no one would dare to ask for credit.]

[Senju Tobirama: Ridiculous! Who would dare to pay on credit? Before my brother could even react, Madara would have already wiped out their entire clan!]

[Uchiha Madara: Tobirama, what the hell does Hashirama selling wood have to do with me?!]

[Senju Tobirama: Isn't this basically joint property between you two?]

[Uchiha Madara: TOBIRAMA! I swear, your mouth is getting worse by the day. Were you always this insane back in the day? Because your past self and your current self feel like two completely different people!]

[Senju Tobirama: Oh, and you think you guys are any better?! Look at my brother! the so-called God of Shinobi turned into a talkative fool! And you, the feared Ghost of the Uchiha is now a gay!]

[And somehow, I got forcefully paired with Izuna. Our legacies were ruined ages ago!]

[Hyuga Hizashi: Yeah, you were all legendary figures once. But ever since this chat group started, everyone has become a joke!]

[Uchiha Fugaku: Hizashi, do you think you are normal? Because honestly, you're the biggest damn joke of all!]

[Hyuga Hizashi: FUGAKU!!]

[Senju Hashirama: You know what? I think this is great! We all get along, have fun, and when the time comes, Makoto will bring us back to life and finally bring real peace to the world! That's what I've always wanted!]

[Uchiha Madara: And after world peace... then what?]

[Senju Hashirama: Then, Madara, we'll open a wood factory! We'll mass-produce Hashirama Wood and make a fortune!]

[Uchiha Madara: ....Wait, you were actually serious about that?]

[Senju Hashirama: Of course! When have I ever not been serious?]

[Uchiha Madara: ....]

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