Hokage Office: Where Decisions Are Made and Morals Go to Die

"Hey, you! Looking for a fight?"

"You're the one picking a fight."

Naruto, who had finally calmed down, started arguing with Sasuke again during dinner, and it quickly escalated into a tense situation with them grabbing each other's collars.

"There's an empty space outside. Why don't you go fight there?"

Uchiha Kage protected his rice bowl while fanning the flames with amusement, like he was watching a show.

"You two didn't seem to get enough fighting in class today."

If fighting could drop Ninja Fragments…

Thinking this, Uchiha Kage only hoped they would fight even harder.

However, these two never had a peaceful moment when they were together, so he didn't need to do anything on purpose.

"Just a loser. Fighting you is a waste of time."

"What did you say?"

Naruto felt uncomfortable thinking about how he had been utterly defeated by Sasuke in front of everyone at school today.

"I wouldn't have lost to you today if you hadn't used a cheap trick to ambush me!"

"Single-celled idiot. Only a deadlast like you wouldn't be able to tell the real from the fake with the Clone Technique."

Sasuke continued to stare at Naruto with a disdainful expression.

Ambushes in a ninja fight? Please. This deadlast is unbelievably stupid.

"But, if you really want to fight, I can satisfy you."

Sasuke felt something special every time he fought Naruto, especially when he won.

"You're the one looking for a fight. Come on then, I'm not afraid of anyone!"

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"They're really going at it."

Uchiha Kage looked with delight at the two boys, who had eaten their fill and had nowhere to expend their energy, fighting in the Uchiha Clan Grounds, covered in dirt.

However, at this time, there was still a considerable gap between Naruto and Sasuke, and Naruto was being beaten to a pulp by Sasuke.

On the other hand, Sasuke, apart from being a little dirty and accidentally taking a punch from Naruto, was almost unscathed.

But even with such a big difference, Naruto was not convinced.

He just stubbornly said "Again" on the ground.

"Alright, it's getting late. You two go take a bath. I've already prepared the hot water."

[Ninja Fragment X2]

After quietly picking up the Ninja Fragments, Uchiha Kage realized it was already very late.

"Take a bath? Me?"

Naruto hesitated. He had eaten, and it was dark. Should he go home?

But Uchiha Kage seemed to be planning to let him stay overnight.

"It's so late, don't run around. Just stay here for the night."

Uchiha Kage handed Naruto a towel as a matter of course.

"There are many empty rooms in the house. You can sleep directly when you're tired of playing."

"But…"

Naruto glanced hesitantly at Sasuke, who had already entered the house.

Would Sasuke agree to let him stay?

Through this period of time, he already knew that this house belonged to Sasuke's family.

"What are you waiting for? Get in here, deadlast."

Standing at the door, with his back to Naruto, Sasuke coldly left a sentence.

He finally knew why he had a special feeling for Naruto.

Because this guy was different from others, no matter how many times he beat him down, he would always stand up unconvinced, again and again…

"Got it!"

This was the first time he had visited someone else's home and could stay overnight.

Naruto silently rubbed the dust out of his eyes, and then jumped into the house in the light.

"Smelly Sasuke, sooner or later I will step on you!"

Pouting, Naruto looked at Uchiha Kage behind him, and then scratched his head a little embarrassedly.

"Sorry, um… I also called you smelly in class today, but you're actually a good person."

Even Shikamaru and Choji had never invited him to their homes.

"It's okay."

He scolded me, and then friend-zoned me with a 'good person' card?

Vigorously ruffling Naruto's spiky hair, Uchiha Kage said he didn't hold grudges at all.

Yeah, really.

"It hurts! Let go! My scalp is going to be torn off!"

Naruto wanted to take back his previous statement; there were no good people in the Uchiha clan.

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[Enter Instance?]

After arranging for the restless Naruto to sleep in the guest room, Uchiha Kage had just closed his eyes when he found himself in another space.

No.

Directly closing the Kaguya Instance in front of him, Uchiha Kage came to a Konoha Street similar to Konoha Village.

Then he walked to the Hokage Building with ease.

[Action Points 3/3, spend one Action Point to enter the scene?]

"Huh? It was two points yesterday, but it's already three today?"

Could it be because he absorbed a lot of Ninja Fragments that the points increased?

Or does it increase every other day?

"Forget it, let's figure out this cheat later."

In this cold and cruel Ninja World, Uchiha Kage could only get a trace of warmth from Tsunade's… assets.

Pushing open the door, Uchiha Kage went straight to the Hokage Office.

"No mission today…"

"It doesn't matter, you are my mission."

Different from last night's initial caution, Uchiha Kage's caution was obviously much bolder tonight.

As soon as he came in, he hugged this plump, golden-haired beauty onto the desk.

He also replied to every one of her words with great sentiment.

"Too rude, you have to call me Hokage!"

"Okay, Hokage-sama, open your mouth first."

"Don't mess around, this is the Hokage Office!"

"It's because it's the Hokage Office that it's more atmospheric."

"Mmm… today… no… mission…"

The Large White Porcelain Doll on the table had golden hair scattered over her shoulders at this time, her eyes were blurred, and her clothes were messy, revealing holy light everywhere.

The high-heeled sandals on her little feet had long been taken off, revealing two white and tender bare feet with red nail polish.

Uchiha Kage found that although the Tsunade in front of him was just an NPC who could only repeat words, she would also show many real reactions during intense exercise.

Blushing, panting, and… sweating.

Except for seemingly having no thoughts and speaking like a robot, the Tsunade in front of him was no different from a real person.

But it was too realistic, and sometimes it made people feel guilty.

Guess I'm not evil enough yet.

[You have successfully increased the bond with the Female Ninja, Bond Points +1]

After playing and caressing for a while, Uchiha Kage received a new text prompt in his mind as he watched Tsunade return to her original state and return to the Hokage Office desk.

"I wanted to ask last night, what are these Bond Points for?"

[Bond Points can be used to enter other people's dreams]

"Enter dreams?"

Can I enter the dreams of real people in reality?

[The further the distance from the other person, the more points are consumed, but you cannot harm each other in the dream]

"So, it's just simply entering other people's dreams to see?"

Uchiha Kage carefully checked the rules and information of the dream entry function, and raised his eyebrows with some disinterest.

"Wait, if this function is used to play tricks, it seems pretty good."

Thinking of the two old bastards in Konoha Village, Uchiha Kage suddenly had an idea.