Philosopher_Immort

**CAUTION: CONTAINS ELEMENT OF TABOO,

I Dreamed of Cultivation... and Got Homework Instead!

“Ah, reincarnation into a xianxia world! Time to wield swords, shoot qi bullets, and become the overlord of the heavens!” 

At least, that’s what Lin Mao thought would happen. Instead, he woke up in a scholar’s robe, surrounded by ink-stained fingers and people debating... philosophy.

“This isn’t the path to immortality! This is the path to finals!” 

Now Lin Mao has to navigate his life in the prestigious Sky Moon Sect, where flying on swords is nothing but a dream. The only thing flying is debates and enlightenment that comes from philosophy, not martial arts. 

Instead of fighting demonic beasts, he's fighting grumpy senior brothers, mysterious sect elders, and his master that has a.......long beard.

“Who needs qi cultivation when you have the ‘Path of Society’? What does that even mean?! 

And why does everyone here hate jokes?!” 

Filled with nothing but Earth’s most degenerate novels, his unhinged personality, and his special ability to accidentally piss people off, Lin Mao is determined to shake up the scholar world.

He might not be a cultivator, but who says he can’t make being a scholar legendary? 

“This isn’t the dream I signed up for, but whatever. If they are going to make me study, I’ll do it my way!” 


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This novel will be story-focused, blending humor, character development, and world-building. However, it will also include R18 elements with detailed smut for those who enjoy a little spice in their story. You’ve been warned!

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Reincarnated as a Scholar: But I only write Erotica

Ti Xhin rolled his eyes but led the way. "You don't keep Elder Lin waiting unless you want a lesson in humility carved into your soul. Both of you, move it."

Chu Ha hurried after him, while Lin Mao lagged just enough to steal a glance at her—her robe swaying with every move, her hair bouncing with every step.

Core disciple, huh? he thought, smirking. Guess I've got a partner in crime now. He caught up, walking beside her as they trailed Ti Xhin.

The trio hurried down the corridors of Sky Moon Pavilion and stopped in front of a wide, intricately carved door.

"Here we are," Ti Xhin said, his voice dropping into that scholarly tone again. He slid the door open and turned to them with warm smile. "After you, Junior Brother, Junior Sister."

The core disciples