JakkuSen

Hazekaya was just an ordinary guy… until he woke up in another world. Sounds exciting, right? WRONG!

Before he could even process his isekai moment, he found himself being chased by a horde of horny male orcs.

From dodging unwanted "affections", to getting thrown in jail, to accidentally sleeping in horse crap and earning just enough to not starve. Between dealing with an ex-adventurer boss, getting tricked by his so-called "friends," and realizing even slimes are harder to kill than he thought, his life in this new world is anything but the overpowered adventure he dreamed of. Instead of becoming a hero, he’s stuck as a low-wage wall repairman, constantly broke, and now the locals call him "Shitman."

With zero cheat skills, no legendary weapons, and a severe lack of dignity, Hazekaya is left wondering—"Why is my isekai life like this!?"

ISEKAI? More like I See Crap!

Hazuki snored loudly, sprawled next to the sword like a man without a care in the world.

"This idiot…" Ridan muttered from within the blade. "How can someone sleep that loud? I don't even need sleep and he's making me tired."

Hazuki, still deep in dreamland, suddenly rolled over and wrapped the sword in a tight hug, cradling it like a body pillow.

"Yum… yum…" he mumbled with a drowsy grin on his face, drooling slightly.

"Oi!! Wake up, you moron!!" Ridan shouted.

No response. Hazuki continued snoring, now squeezing the sword even tighter.

"This idiot!!" Ridan snapped. "Fine. You asked for it."

Ridan had enough. With a flicker of malicious glee, he channeled lightning magic through the blade.

"HUGYAAHH!!!" Hazuki shot up like a startled cat, hair standing on end. "W-what the hell!? What was that for!?"

"I'M NOT YOUR BODY PILLOW!!" Ridan roared.

Morning Mishaps ( 103 )