JakkuSen

Hazekaya was just an ordinary guy… until he woke up in another world. Sounds exciting, right? WRONG!

Before he could even process his isekai moment, he found himself being chased by a horde of horny male orcs.

From dodging unwanted "affections", to getting thrown in jail, to accidentally sleeping in horse crap and earning just enough to not starve. Between dealing with an ex-adventurer boss, getting tricked by his so-called "friends," and realizing even slimes are harder to kill than he thought, his life in this new world is anything but the overpowered adventure he dreamed of. Instead of becoming a hero, he’s stuck as a low-wage wall repairman, constantly broke, and now the locals call him "Shitman."

With zero cheat skills, no legendary weapons, and a severe lack of dignity, Hazekaya is left wondering—"Why is my isekai life like this!?"

ISEKAI? More like I See Crap!

Princess Ellyna—currently disguised as the younger, carefree Ellyn—lay sprawled on her bed, legs swinging as she flipped through the ancient skill book she'd borrowed (stolen) from Hazuki. Her glowing eyes shimmered faintly, using her Absolute Eye to decipher the mysterious runes on the page.

Near the window, sitting prim and proper with a cup of herbal tea, Mrs. Faria, her royal attendant and personal maid, peeked over her glasses with a sly smile.

"Princess… you didn't intentionally forget to return the book to that young man, did you?" she asked, her tone sweet yet teasing.

Ellyn tilted her head, playing innocent. "Oh, this?" she said, holding up the worn leather-bound tome. "Tehe~ Uncle didn't ask for it back. He said he couldn't read it, remember?"

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