JakkuSen

Hazekaya was just an ordinary guy… until he woke up in another world. Sounds exciting, right? WRONG!

Before he could even process his isekai moment, he found himself being chased by a horde of horny male orcs.

From dodging unwanted "affections", to getting thrown in jail, to accidentally sleeping in horse crap and earning just enough to not starve. Between dealing with an ex-adventurer boss, getting tricked by his so-called "friends," and realizing even slimes are harder to kill than he thought, his life in this new world is anything but the overpowered adventure he dreamed of. Instead of becoming a hero, he’s stuck as a low-wage wall repairman, constantly broke, and now the locals call him "Shitman."

With zero cheat skills, no legendary weapons, and a severe lack of dignity, Hazekaya is left wondering—"Why is my isekai life like this!?"

ISEKAI? More like I See Crap!

"Anyway… Ridan—" Hazuki started.

"Haaah… this idiot…" Ridan groaned. "Why do you keep talking out loud? You can just speak to me in your mind!"

"Like telepathy? Like hell I can do that!" Hazuki huffed.

Ridan's spirit flickered with annoyance. "If you keep talking like this in public, they're going to think you're crazy, you know that!?"

Hazuki shrugged. "Hmm? I've already been called that. Way before I met you."

"Yeah. The moment I arrived in this world, guess what they labeled me?" Hazuki gave a thumbs-up. "Crazy guy."

Hazuki smirked. "So I don't care. Let them stare."

Ridan sighed again. "I ended up sealed for a thousand years… and somehow still got stuck with the weirdest human alive."

"Hey," Hazuki grinned, casually strolling down the road, "at least you're lucky to have someone to talk to, right?"

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