JakkuSen

Hazekaya was just an ordinary guy… until he woke up in another world. Sounds exciting, right? WRONG!

Before he could even process his isekai moment, he found himself being chased by a horde of horny male orcs.

From dodging unwanted "affections", to getting thrown in jail, to accidentally sleeping in horse crap and earning just enough to not starve. Between dealing with an ex-adventurer boss, getting tricked by his so-called "friends," and realizing even slimes are harder to kill than he thought, his life in this new world is anything but the overpowered adventure he dreamed of. Instead of becoming a hero, he’s stuck as a low-wage wall repairman, constantly broke, and now the locals call him "Shitman."

With zero cheat skills, no legendary weapons, and a severe lack of dignity, Hazekaya is left wondering—"Why is my isekai life like this!?"

ISEKAI? More like I See Crap!

Hazuki cheerfully hummed as he strolled down the road, arms swinging, his eyes taking in the warm sunlight and endless greenery around him. His steps had a bounce to them—like someone who hadn't a single care in the world.

"Someone's in a good mood," Ridan muttered from his spot, strapped snugly at Hazuki's waist.

"Yeah, Ridan! Why worry about something that hasn't happened yet?" Hazuki grinned. "Today's got its own worries. Tomorrow? That's future-me's problem."

"So… you're just gonna live in the moment and ignore all your responsibilities?"

"Now, onward! To adventure! To freedom!"

Ridan groaned, but deep down, there was a slight warmth in his voice.

"You really are an idiot… but at least you're a happy one."

Hazuki gave a thumbs-up . "That's the spirit!"

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