JakkuSen

Hazekaya Hazuki was just an ordinary guy… until he woke up in another world. Sounds exciting, right? WRONG!

Before he could even process his isekai moment, he found himself being chased by a horde of horny male orcs.

From dodging unwanted "affections", to getting thrown in jail, to accidentally sleeping in horse crap and earning just enough to not starve. Between dealing with an ex-adventurer boss, getting tricked by his so-called "friends," and realizing even slimes are harder to kill than he thought, his life in this new world is anything but the overpowered adventure he dreamed of. Instead of becoming a hero, he’s stuck as a low-wage wall repairman, constantly broke, and now the locals call him "Shitman."

With zero cheat skills, no legendary weapons, and a severe lack of dignity, Hazuki is left wondering—"Why is my isekai life like this!?"

ISEKAI? More like I See Crap!

As Hazuki approached the table, a cheerful merchant beastkin with sparkling eyes and an overly wide grin sprang forward.

He said in a sing-song voice, already pouring a tiny glass of wine.

"Ah... I have a bad feeling about this..." he muttered under his breath, slowing his steps.

Floating casually beside him, Ridan grinned like a devil about to set fire to a library.

"Just taste it," Ridan suggested smoothly.

"Nod politely. Complain it's not good. Then leave casually."

"Relax. Happens all the time. Besides, it's free."

Ridan winked, spinning a lazy circle in the air.

The beastkin merchant shoved the small glass into Hazuki's hand.

"Please, please, try! Only the finest local brew!"

Hazuki stared at the glass suspiciously.

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