JakkuSen

Hazekaya Hazuki was just an ordinary guy… until he woke up in another world. Sounds exciting, right? WRONG!

Before he could even process his isekai moment, he found himself being chased by a horde of horny male orcs.

From dodging unwanted "affections", to getting thrown in jail, to accidentally sleeping in horse crap and earning just enough to not starve. Between dealing with an ex-adventurer boss, getting tricked by his so-called "friends," and realizing even slimes are harder to kill than he thought, his life in this new world is anything but the overpowered adventure he dreamed of. Instead of becoming a hero, he’s stuck as a low-wage wall repairman, constantly broke, and now the locals call him "Shitman."

With zero cheat skills, no legendary weapons, and a severe lack of dignity, Hazuki is left wondering—"Why is my isekai life like this!?"

ISEKAI? More like I See Crap!

Hazuki stared at the stone steps beneath his feet. "I was in an orphanage too. Back in my world. Only difference was, mine had government funding. Basic meals, shared bunk beds, free clothes. Nothing fancy… but I never went hungry."

Ridan floated quietly for a beat. "…So that's why you didn't hesitate."

Hazuki snorted. "Like I'm doing this out of kindness or something."

"Yeah, yeah," Ridan said, grinning again. "Still, you didn't even blink when handing out your money. Guess you just got yourself another invisible title: Soft-Hearted Punch Idiot."

Hazuki glared. "Shut up before I donate you to the trash."

"Too late, I'm your treasure now." Ridan wiggled his fingers like a smug raccoon spirit.

Hazuki sighed and pushed the guild doors open.

Hazuki strode straight to the receptionist counter, his footsteps heavy but calm.

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