ChocolateLovers

After being expelled from his sect for crippled meridians, Luo Fan scrapes by as a mortal herb gatherer. But when he accidentally activates an ancient artifact, his life becomes a 24/7 livestream for interdimensional beings! Now, viewers from across the multiverse donate ‘Spirit Coins’ to demand epic battles, romance, and chaos. Want a legendary sword technique? 10,000 coins. Need to revive a dead rival for drama? 1,000,000 coins. But as Luo Fan’s channel goes viral, he discovers his ‘audience’ includes gods, demons, and the system’s cryptic admins—who’ll ban him permanently if he refuses to entertain. Can Luo Fan master cultivation *and* content creation… or will his viewers cancel him?”*

Cultivation Live: My Audience is the Multiverse!

Scene 1: Preparing for Battle

Back in the Misty Ravine, Luo Fan brainstormed with the cursed armor.

"LET'S DROWN HIM IN ACID! Or explode his spleen!"

Luo Fan (ignoring it):

"Luo Chen's got more subscribers, which means faster Qi regen. I need a stunt."

**[User [SimpLord] Donated 5,000 SC: "Bring Ling Yue as backup!"]**

Luo Fan (groaning):

"She'll kill me faster than Luo Chen!"

**[Ding! "Heavenly Eye" Technique Unlocked! See through illusions and weak points!]**

Luo Fan (grinning):

"Alright, edgelord… Let's see how you like *my* content."

Scene 2: The Deathmatch Begins

At dawn, Luo Fan stood in a valley, Luo Chen waiting atop a bone-white altar.

Luo Chen (smirking):

"No cursed armor? How brave."

Luo Fan (cracking his neck):

"Nah, I just didn't want it stealing my spotlight."

**[Ding! 10,000 Viewers Tuned In!]**

Luo Chen (summoning a blood scythe):

"Let's give them a show."

He lunged. Luo Fan activated the Heavenly Eye, spotting a glowing weak point on Luo Chen's shoulder.

Luo Fan (dodging):

"Left side's looking a little shaky, huh?"

Luo Chen (snarling):

Scene 3: The Power of Wholesome Content

Luo Fan ducked and weaved, deliberately prolonging the fight.

Luo Fan (yelling to the hologram):

"Smash that donate button if you hate this guy's haircut!"

**[User [ChaosEnjoyer] Donated 2,000 SC: "His bangs ARE tragic!"]**

Luo Chen roared, his attacks growing sloppy.

"Aww, is the wittle edgelord getting mad?"

He activated the Demonic Twerking Technique as a distraction.

Luo Chen (shielding his eyes):

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

**[User [DemonQueen666] Donated 20,000 SC: "HIS FACE! I'M DYING!"]**

As Luo Fan aimed a final punch at Luo Chen's weak point, the hologram froze.

**[ADMIN ALERT: "Violation Detected: Excessive Lewdness." Penalty: Deathmatch Paused!]**

Luo Fan (staring):

Luo Chen (laughing hysterically):

**[User [CelestialPeach] Comment: "This is the best trainwreck ever."]**

Chapter 5: Deathmatch Duet