Chapter 95: The Chronicles of Lin Feng—The Alchemist's Accord

A Mysterious Malady

Ankh-Morpork was abuzz with rumors of a strange affliction spreading among its citizens. People were waking up with their skin tinted various shades of blue, accompanied by an uncontrollable urge to sing sea shanties. While initially amusing, the phenomenon soon caused disruptions, with impromptu choruses breaking out in the middle of the night.

The Patrician's Directive

Lord Vetinari, though appreciating the city's vibrant culture, found the incessant singing intolerable. He summoned Lin Feng and Xian Mei, tasking them with uncovering the cause and finding a remedy.

Investigating the Alchemists' Guild

Their investigation led them to the Alchemists' Guild, known for their experimental concoctions and occasional citywide mishaps. Guildmaster Flamel admitted that a recent attempt to create a new type of theatrical smoke had gone awry, resulting in a vapor that, when inhaled, caused the peculiar symptoms.

Assembling the Cure Team

To devise a solution, Lin Feng and Xian Mei collaborated with:

Ponder Stibbons: The Unseen University's adept in magical research.

Igor: A skilled healer with unconventional methods and a penchant for lightning.

Nanny Ogg: A witch with extensive knowledge of folk remedies and a love for bawdy songs.

Developing the Antidote

Combining alchemical science, magic, and traditional medicine, the team concocted an antidote. However, administering it required the afflicted to drink a potion while singing a specific counter-melody in harmony—a challenging task given their uncontrollable shanty singing.

The Citywide Concert

They organized a grand concert in the Ankh-Morpork Opera House, inviting all affected citizens. With Nanny Ogg leading the counter-melody and Igor distributing the potion, the event was both a musical extravaganza and a mass curing session. By the end of the night, the city's normal cacophony was restored.

Reflections on Innovation

Lin Feng mused, "Innovation often walks a fine line between brilliance and chaos."

Xian Mei replied, "It's a reminder that progress requires responsibility and sometimes, a good sense of rhythm."

With the city back to its usual discordant harmony, Lin Feng and Xian Mei prepared for their next adventure, ever ready to tackle the unpredictable challenges of Ankh-Morpork.

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*To be continued...*