Record of Ragnarok: Sasaki Kojiro's Rebirth in the Fate Universe
Chapter 20: Jeanne d'Arc's First Date… and the World Screams in Horror
The massive sky screen continued to haunt the Record of Ragnarok world, forcing gods and humans alike to witness the unthinkable—Sasaki Kojiro's romantic conquest of Jeanne d'Arc.
At this point, no one could stop it.
They could only suffer.
King Arthur was barely holding it together. "My dignity… my reputation… all crumbling before my eyes…"
Hercules sighed. "I don't even have the energy to complain anymore."
Zeus was grinning ear to ear. "A DATE! WE'RE GETTING A DATE SCENE!"
The screen flickered to life.
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A Moonlit Stroll Through Paris
Jeanne d'Arc walked nervously beside Sasaki Kojiro, her silver armor now replaced with a beautiful white dress.
The cobblestone streets of Paris glowed under the moonlight.
Kojiro walked calmly, hands behind his head, as if he were completely at ease.
Jeanne, on the other hand, was a nervous wreck.
"I-I've never done this before…" she muttered, glancing at Kojiro. "A-A date, I mean…"
Kojiro smiled playfully. "Is that so? Then I shall take the lead."
The Record of Ragnarok world was in agony.
"NO. JUST NO."
King Arthur covered his face. "Why is this happening? Why is she falling for him?"
Jeanne hesitated before asking, "Kojiro… why did you ask me on this date?"
Kojiro grinned. "Because, Jeanne… when I first saw you, I knew you were someone I wanted to know better. You are a woman of faith, of strength… and of kindness."
Jeanne turned red. "I-I don't know what to say…"
The Record of Ragnarok world was shaking.
"SOMEONE STOP HIM."
Kojiro leaned in slightly, his voice gentle. "Just enjoy the moment."
Jeanne nodded, feeling a strange warmth in her chest.
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The Restaurant Scene
Kojiro took Jeanne to a fancy restaurant, where they were seated at a candlelit table.
Jack the Ripper (Fate version) was also there, sitting on Kojiro's lap, munching on bread.
Artoria Pendragon (Swimsuit Version) sat to his right, sipping tea.
The Record of Ragnarok world was about to riot.
"WHY ARE THEY ON HIS DATE?!"
Jeanne blinked. "U-Uh, should they be here?"
Kojiro chuckled. "They are family now."
Jack hugged Kojiro's arm. "Daddy is the best."
Jeanne felt conflicted.
Artoria (Swimsuit Version) smirked. "Jeanne, you'll get used to it."
Jeanne felt her soul leave her body.
The Record of Ragnarok world was in full chaos.
"THIS IS NOT HOW ROMANCE WORKS."
Zeus was dying of laughter. "HE MADE IT A HAREM DATE!"
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The Walk Back
Kojiro walked Jeanne back to her home.
As they reached the door, Jeanne turned to face him, her hands clasped together.
"Kojiro… I had a wonderful time."
Kojiro smiled warmly. "As did I."
For a moment, silence filled the air.
The Record of Ragnarok world held its breath.
Then, Jeanne took a deep breath and…
KISSED KOJIRO ON THE CHEEK.
The Record of Ragnarok world exploded.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
King Arthur was on the ground, motionless.
Hercules was speechless.
Zeus was rolling on the floor laughing. "PERFECT! ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!"
Jeanne turned away, her face burning. "G-Good night, Kojiro!"
She rushed inside, slamming the door behind her.
Kojiro stood there for a moment, touching his cheek.
Then, he grinned.
"What a lovely night."
The Record of Ragnarok world could only watch in horror.
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TO BE CONTINUED…