Chapter 24: The 'Lolicon' Title Appears!

Record of Ragnarok: Sasaki Kojiro's Rebirth in the Fate Universe

Chapter 24: The 'Lolicon' Title Appears!

The massive sky screen in the Record of Ragnarok world flickered to life once again.

The gods and humanity braced themselves.

Every time this screen appeared, it meant more chaos, more insanity, and more frustration.

This time, the image displayed a cozy Japanese-style living room.

Sasaki Kojiro was sitting comfortably on a couch, flanked by:

Artoria Pendragon (Swimsuit Version), happily leaning against him.

Jeanne d'Arc, who had long since given up resisting the madness.

Jack the Ripper, sitting on the floor, playing video games with Loli Zeus.

The game on screen? A fast-paced fighting game featuring characters from the Fate universe.

Loli Zeus grinned. "Take this, Jack!"

Jack narrowed her eyes. "No fair! You used a cheap move!"

While the two were locked in battle, Kojiro's system suddenly beeped.

A blue holographic screen appeared in front of him.

[DING! NEW TITLE ACQUIRED: LOLICON]

Silence.

Sasaki Kojiro's smile twitched.

Jeanne blinked. "…Kojiro?"

Artoria (Swimsuit Version) looked at the screen and covered her mouth. "…Pfft."

Jack paused her game and turned her head.

Loli Zeus squinted at the title. "Lolicon? What's that?"

Jack crossed her arms. "It means he likes lolis."

Loli Zeus tilted her head. "But I'm a loli."

Jack grinned. "Yep! And so am I!"

Sasaki Kojiro rubbed his temples. "…This is a misunderstanding."

Artoria (Swimsuit Version) chuckled. "Is it though?"

Jeanne sighed. "Kojiro, you literally have Jack sitting on your lap half the time, and you gave Zeus a gaming console like a doting father."

Kojiro tried to defend himself. "That doesn't mean I'm a lolicon!"

Jack smirked. "You sure?"

Loli Zeus grinned. "Kojiro, you're my favorite person now."

The Record of Ragnarok audience watched in horror.

The Gods Lose Their Minds

King Arthur was trembling. "That damn system! Why does it always expose the worst things?!"

Hercules facepalmed. "Kojiro… what have you become?"

Thor remained silent, but his eyes twitched.

Zeus, however, was laughing hysterically.

"HAHAHAHA! FINALLY! HE HAS A PROPER TITLE! EMPEROR OF LOLIS! I APPROVE!"

Odin sighed. "This is the worst timeline."

Meanwhile, in the Fate world…

Kojiro closed the system screen.

"I refuse to accept this title."

Jack hugged him. "Too late, Daddy~"

Jeanne covered her face. "This is getting out of control."

Artoria (Swimsuit Version) patted Kojiro's shoulder. "Just accept your fate."

Loli Zeus raised a fist. "LONG LIVE KOJIRO, KING OF LOLIS!"

The Record of Ragnarok gods screamed in despair.

TO BE CONTINUED…