Record of Ragnarok: Sasaki Kojiro's Rebirth in the Fate Universe
Chapter 22: The Meeting with Loli Zeus
The massive sky screen flickered once again, and the entire Record of Ragnarok world braced for impact.
"No… NO… NOT AGAIN!"
King Arthur was gripping his sword so hard it nearly cracked.
Hercules looked like he wanted to die.
And Zeus…
Zeus was grinning like a madman.
"Heh… Let's see what kind of fun this version of me has!"
As the screen fully lit up, the image displayed shocked everyone.
It showed a magnificent golden palace, surrounded by crackling lightning.
Inside, Sasaki Kojiro stood with his usual carefree smile, staring at the figure before him.
Sitting on a massive throne, her legs casually dangling, was Loli Zeus.
A young girl with flowing silver hair, golden eyes full of mischief, and an aura of pure arrogance.
She smirked, lightning crackling around her tiny frame.
"So… you're the one searching for me, huh?"
Kojiro nodded politely. "Indeed. I was curious about your existence."
Loli Zeus leaned forward, grinning. "Curious? Or do you wish to challenge me?"
Kojiro chuckled. "No, no. I have no interest in fighting children."
Loli Zeus twitched. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!"
Kojiro ignored her anger and pulled out… a laptop.
The Record of Ragnarok world froze.
"What the hell is he doing?!"
Jeanne d'Arc was speechless. "Wait… he isn't here to fight?"
Jack the Ripper blinked from Kojiro's lap. "Daddy, why did you bring that?"
Artoria (Swimsuit Version) sipped her tea. "Oh, I see. He's about to corrupt yet another innocent soul."
The gods and humans watched in horror as Kojiro calmly placed the laptop in front of Loli Zeus.
"Here. A gift."
Loli Zeus tilted her head. "Huh?"
She looked at the strange device.
"What is this…?"
Kojiro grinned. "It's a computer. I've already installed something special for you."
Loli Zeus narrowed her eyes. "Something… special?"
She tapped the keyboard.
The screen lit up, revealing…
Fate/Stay Night.
Loli Zeus blinked.
"… What am I looking at?"
Kojiro smiled. "The Fate series. It's an anime and game franchise that rewrites history in the most ridiculous ways."
Loli Zeus raised an eyebrow. "Hah? Why would I care about that?"
Kojiro pointed at the screen.
"Because… there's a version of you in it. Well, technically not you, but imagine if history changed and Zeus wasn't an old man… but a little girl."
Loli Zeus froze.
"…"
The Record of Ragnarok world held its breath.
Hercules shook his head. "This is evil. He's about to break her mind."
King Arthur sighed. "We should've known. He's going to make her obsessed."
Zeus, however, was laughing hysterically.
"YES! YES! SHOW HER THE CHAOS!"
Loli Zeus slowly clicked on the first episode.
The screen began playing.
She watched in silence.
The minutes passed.
Then…
Kojiro clicked a few buttons.
He opened Fate/Grand Order.
Loli Zeus saw the sheer number of historical figures turned into cute girls.
Her mouth fell open.
Kojiro leaned in, whispering. "Now, tell me, do you see the madness?"
Loli Zeus slowly turned to him.
Her face was blank.
Then, she whispered:
"… I need to see more."
The Record of Ragnarok world exploded in shock.
"HE DID IT AGAIN! HE CORRUPTED ANOTHER ONE!"
King Arthur dropped to his knees. "Humanity is doomed…"
Hercules covered his face. "I can't watch this anymore."
Jack the Ripper munching a cookie, tilted her head. "She's just like me now."
Artoria (Swimsuit Version) chuckled. "Another one joins the club."
Jeanne held her head in frustration. "Why do I keep getting dragged into this insanity?"
Zeus was wiping tears from his eyes.
"Kojiro, you absolute MADMAN! I LOVE IT!"
As the episode continued playing, Loli Zeus slowly clutched the laptop like it was her most prized possession.
Her golden eyes sparkled.
She turned to Kojiro.
"… Do you have more?"
Kojiro smirked.
"Oh, I have an entire library waiting for you."
The Record of Ragnarok world screamed in despair.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
TO BE CONTINUED…